After watching it, while the memory is still there, I copied the classic funny lines in Chibi. Those who have seen the film will repeat it again, but Bo smiled.
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1. Liu Bei said to Zhuge Liang when he withdrew his troops according to the plan: "Let others fight the tough battle."
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Shucai: Southerners are enthusiastic.
Sun Shangxiang: Northerners are dashing.
Uncle: Well, I'm pretty stupid.
3. Cao Cao believed in Zhou Yu's fake surrender book that Jiang Gan "stealed", and said: "The typo is in the style of Cai Mao." .)
4. Lu Su was worried about how Zhuge Liang's 100,000 arrows would be completed. He watched two days pass, and anxiously said to Kong Ming, who was still watching the sky, "It's been two days, and you haven't made a single arrow yet. Right?" (This Lu Su acted very well and super cute~)
5. Zhou Yu praised Zhuge Liang for being a weapon, and Zhuge Liang said: "If you understand a little bit about everything, life will be more colorful." (The audience burst into laughter.... ...)
6. Cao Ying's generals rushed to attack and asked where is the prime minister? The answer I got: "The prime minister is drinking tea with the girl" (the "girl" refers to Xiao Qiao, the soldier in the movie gritted his teeth, and the people in the theater were laughing with Coke)
7. Jiang Ganyu Zhou Yu said: "Cao Cao is famous for stealing other people's wives" (Is Cao Cao famous as an old pervert....)
8. "I have never given up on my dreams" "But you can't just rely on dreams to fight wars." (It doesn't sound logically wrong, why does it make people laugh?)
9. Liu Guanzhang and three people sit around the table and make glutinous rice balls ing...Liu Bei said: "Some traditional festivals are still very meaningful, such as using glutinous rice and sugar to symbolize reunion." (When the war was about to break out, this scene of making dumplings was already making people laugh.)
Afterwards Guan Yu asked: "Three Brother, why are you making such a big one? You want to choke to death?" Zhang Fei said angrily, "I'm happy!" Then he picked up a few oversized dumplings and threw them into the pot.
(The audience burst into laughter again...the people behind me sprayed the popcorn on my head...depressed....)
10. Zhuge Liang said when measuring the sky: "Based on my many years of farming experience ......" (very unexpected lines...hahaha...)
11. Xiao Qiao repeatedly wanted to put on a coat for Sun Shangxiang who had taken off his clothes, but Sun pushed and said, "No. cold". (I finally got a show to show off my figure, Xiao Qiao, why are you so incapable of fulfilling me?)
12. Cao Cao, who knew that he was caught in a countermeasure, said to the generals with a smile: "Zhou Yu must think I'm going crazy, Do you think I'm crazy?" (This is an idiot....)
13. After Cao Cao poisoned Jiang Gan with poisonous wine, he said with gnashing teeth: "It's just that you are stupid, it makes me as stupid as you. "(...)
14. Xiao Qiao drew his sword to force Cao Cao to retreat, Cao Cao pressed the sword, softly and ambiguous, and the gentleman said, "Don't make trouble."
15. Cao Cao held the position of prime minister and asked everyone to kneel for him. Guan Yu said, "You are out of date." I didn't react and then everyone repeated it...it's too classic to say it from Guan Yu's mouth...)
16. Cao Ying was breached, Cao Cao sighed: "I didn't expect, I lost to A gust of wind, lost to a cup of tea."
17. In the last scene, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's faces were only ten centimeters apart, and they said sadly, "There are so many heroes in the world, I don't want to mess with you." "It's so close! There will be saliva on your face, right?"...It feels like they should kiss...)
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