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Isabell 2022-03-21 09:01:59

At first glance, the shooting time should be a contribution to the Sino-French Cultural Festival. It is precisely this excessive domestic event that you can look up
to , and it is not broadcast by authoritative institutions . Is it disrespectful to watch a French movie while the Prime Minister walks around you for a visit ? As a pure comedy film , we don't need to criticize its plot characters and scenes , as long as it's funny, it can be regarded as a good film, a quixotic combination, Mr. Bean-like self-deprecating scenes, and the result of the movie "Okay" The self-sarcasm of Nazis in "A Man Is Not a Soldier", the ridicule of the Queen of England in Bean, the continuous deletion of Han Han's blog, all of which reappeared repeatedly during the viewing process . Game banned from domestic distribution for appearing to attack Tiananmen From Clinton's Lewinsky case, to Bush's US-Iraq war, to Obama's Obama 44 cigar exports We can see through the media, yes, the media can see countless numbers on the streets of the United States However , you cannot see the real world around you through the media. This is the so-called freedom of speech and the country . Closer to home, Crusoe , who fully recognizes himself, returns home




































All the inspiration came too suddenly, I always felt choked up where the
Pink Panther was hiding, and the real criminal who was caught was
not like a normal Crusoe would find out.
I like the natural transition ending in Agent Bean.
It was the same mistake, but it was done, how wonderful

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Extended Reading
  • Katrine 2021-12-14 08:01:03

    I'm so laughing~~! You have to read the original English subtitles~ The Chinese translation is too embarrassing, and the jokes are invisible after the translation~~

  • Murray 2022-03-23 09:01:58

    Nice animated short.

The Pink Panther quotes

  • Nicole: [Clouseau and Ponton pant for breath after they've finished dancing] Can't you see these dancers are exhausted? Go and fetch them some water.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [the palace guard leaves] That was fantastic.

    Nicole: [giggles] You think so?

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You are... an amazing woman.

    [He approaches Nicole to kiss her, only to be interrupted by Ponton]

    Ponton: Inspector, the killer.

    [Clouseau returns and kisses Nicole]

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Now I am ready to catch a killer.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau: In the name of the statutes and laws of the great nation of France, I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. Yuri, the trainer who trains.

    [Clouseau unmasks Yuri; the guests gasp]

    Palais Reporter: And who are you?

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau unmasks himself] I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

    Yuri: Gluant was nothing! I drew up the plays. He takes credit for brilliant French defense which I gave him and treats me like I'm dead. Okay, fine. Now he is dead from Chinese poison.

    [the crowd gasps in shock]

    Ponton: Inspector, what made you think it was him?

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: But, Ponton, think back. You were there.

    [Flashback to Ms. Yu's interrogation]

    Yu: [in subtitled Chinese] Why do you bother me? Why did you bring me down here? I'm busy. The soccer coach was killed with Chinese poison. You should look for soccer trainers. They are required to have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: She was right, of course. According to Statute 87223, every trainer of the National soccer team must have a knowledge of Chinese herbs.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Flashback to Yves Gluant's murder] This made it easy for him to murder Gluant.

    Palais Reporter: And Bizu?

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Simple. Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant. So Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himself killed.

    Bizu: [Flashback to Bizu's murder] Oh, it's you.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: A stunning shot to the head burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe.

    Chief Inspector Dreyfus: But Yuri is a soccer trainer. That shot was made by an expert marksman.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: But Chief Inspector, I'm sure you're familiar with Russian Army statute 611.

    Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Well, of course.

    Inspector Jacques ClouseauChief Inspector Dreyfus: All members must be expert marksmen...

    Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Expert marksmen.

    Inspector Jacques ClouseauChief Inspector Dreyfus: ...and understand the location of the occipital...

    Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Occipital lobe, of course.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes.

    Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Very true.