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Back then, I never disdain to watch any New Year's comedy, if you are the one, peach blossom luck, or the world without thieves, the city is full of thieves Wearing a yellow vest, Wuji, and night banquets are all the big-name directors in the country at the end of the year. It's like a collective lust at the end of the year. It's like handing in homework for winter vacation at the beginning of school. Unswervingly follow the line of socialist films with Chinese characteristics that question the audience's IQ, and after defrauding the taxpayers of the GDP that was supposed to be handed over to the leaders, they still don't forget to yell at the Oscars that attack U.S. imperialism
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Entering the topic, I said that when I looked at the Chibi with the rmvb I had stolen from the dormitory, pay attention, it was secretly, referring to After the download link on Thunder was reconciled, I used the non-Thunder method to watch the movie on Chibi!
In the process of the movie, I deeply realized: we have to fight! Don't forget the older generation of proletarian revolutionary Chairman Mao taught us that fighting with the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television is a lot of fun! And don't forget the famous words of Comrade Xiaoping, the founder of reform and opening up in spring: No matter whether he is Thunder or Internet Express, he can download movies The eDonkey is a good cat!
I am not stingy to use any wonderful words to describe such a wonderful film, especially after I passed the horrific engineering thermodynamics exam, I can appreciate such a big production and big-name director Jon Wu and a group of first-line big-name stars. The hilarious action historical comedy has laid a solid spiritual foundation for my future final exams, paved the way for revolution, and set a firm goal - 2009, 囧囧 is healthier! !
Based on my many years of farming experience, ah no, stop and stop, it is years of experience in watching movies. At that time, I resolutely made up my mind to be hard and simple, not forgetting the past, and telling myself that I must go to the cinema during the winter vacation-Under the Chibi, for our country Make a small contribution to the gdp cause of your own, ah, shoot me! ! (To commemorate Mr. Shido Nakamura, a Japanese international friend who fought bravely to take the lead in the movie for the victory of the Sun Liu coalition forces, and finally the enemy was outnumbered)
Knowing everything, life is more colorful, ah, no, no, stop Stop, watch everything, life is even more awkward, just like watching the Chinese men's soccer team shoot into the stands, Rocket Tracy McGrady said I was a playoff-type player, we must firmly believe that life is like a Box Candy, you never know whether the next one will be Chibi or Wuji, you have to believe that there is nothing difficult in the world, just be afraid of the South China Tiger. Our goal is to do push-ups often and become a mature adult!
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"You are only stupid, and you have brought me as stupid as you", a member of the national football team used Cao Cao's scolding when answering a reporter's question Jiang Gan's famous quote said: "The objective reasons for losing the game are mainly because the turf is too soft, the air humidity is too high, the altitude is too high, the goal is too small, the ball is too slippery, the sidelines are not drawn straight, and the long-distance travel time difference is not yet. On the other hand, the referee is obviously biased towards the home team. Last night at the International Hotel, the Koreans ate all the fake squid, so we didn’t have enough dinner. In addition, the lady called by Japan last night was not very hardworking, and the new adidas sneakers from Germany are quite different. Grinding your feet, besides, the opponents are more active in fighting, the tactical arrangement is more reasonable, the home field advantage is obvious, the fans are very enthusiastic, and they have enough rest to relax..."
Seriously off topic! ! ok, after all, it’s a film review. It’s a bit more professional. After all, I also know a little bit about writing film reviews, just a little bit, haha. In general, Chibi Xia was very successful. For Mr. Wu, an overseas Chinese who has been persecuted by Hollywood for a long time by the US imperialist spiritual waste production center, but does not understand the national conditions, does not understand the current situation of the country, and does not understand the IQ level of the Chinese people, it is necessary to take a It is a bit inhumane to put the well-known Chibi on the screen. It is an honor to be able to achieve such a level that everyone smiles in the invisible laughter field. As a New Year's comedy Said to be eligible. On the other hand, when we look at the strange Chinese New Year's New Year costumes made by some well-known domestic directors, we should clearly realize that the road to promoting the great development and prosperity of socialist cultural construction is still very arduous. Miss Qiao's famous saying "Mengmeng, stand up!" In other words, if one embarrassing Wu falls, there will be thousands of Chen Kaige and Zhang Yimou to stand up!
I have to mention that Jon Wu has reached an amazing consensus with the majority of the proletarian people on the issue of the national football team. Regarding the national football captain Sun Shucai, he did not forget to praise him as a rice bucket, and he did not forget to give him a fat pig wife, and he did not forget to give him one. For the crime of collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country, don't forget to give him a shot of reforming the past! Cao Cao, the owner of the Cuju team, did not forget to give him the tragic end of his personal wealth, and let him accompany a beautiful woman and a soldier, a cup of tea, a fire, Kong Ming and Zhou Yu to play with broken arms and discharge electricity, plus a few from The fierce general who ran out of the video game Dynasty Warriors has become the boss of the mighty Cuju team! Helpless, history is strikingly similar! ! The failure of the Cuju team boss Cao Cao heralded the downfall of the national football chairman Xie Yalong, which really echoed the words of the primary school Chinese teacher: When writing essays, you should pay attention to the connection between the previous and the next, and echo the front and back!
After research by Jon Wu, not only Cao Cao, Sun Shucai and Sun Shangxiang have made indelible contributions to the cause of football, but Changshan Zhao Zilong has also made great contributions to the development of pole vault. In Korean words, pole vault was invented by Koreans. . Do not doubt, you heard right! Historical Records-Zhao Zilong's biography once recorded: Zilong once used a spear as a lever, leaping in the air, and slaying the enemy in shock. There is also such video material in Jon Wu's film as evidence. According to research by well-known Korean professors, experts and scholars, the uncle of Zhao Zilong's mother's friend's aunt's cousin's younger brother's classmate's uncle used to be a fisherman in South Korea who farmed Fake squid! This is another huge contribution that Koreans have made to the world after the artificial breeding of Fake squid.
ps: Xiaoshushu, Dalai, Ah Bian, Silly Keqi, Li Hongzhi, don't come up again, don't make trouble, you are out of date!
ps: On the occasion of the Year of the Ox, I would like to express my highest respect to the Taliban and Afghan terrorist organizations and the international anti-imperialist hegemonic freedom fighter Osama bin Laden. I wonder if you are hiding in a cave and wiping ak47 and rpg, or Whether it's cultivating human bombs in an underground laboratory, or fighting bravely to kill the enemy on the front line, my heart is with you! I will weave straw sandals for you, cook glutinous rice balls, and deliver ponies. . . .
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