Now that spoofs are popular, every movie will inevitably be "spoofed". Director Wu probably knows that he can't get rid of this fate in the end. So "Chibi (Part 2)" is full of shocking lines, not trying to be the best, as long as I am not funny after being spoofed by others, it is a success.
1. Cao Cao believed deeply in Zhou Yu's fake surrender book that Jiang Gan "stealed", and said: "The typo is a series of words, it is indeed Cai Mao's style.
" .)
2. Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang's repeating crossbow and praised him for his cleverness. Zhuge Liang said humbly: "If you understand a little bit about everything, your life will be more colorful."
(It feels like an advertising slogan... It's an inheritance of the classic thunder word "slightly understand" in the upper part...)
3. , the weather is unfavorable, Sun Quan and others asked Zhou Yu what do you plan to do? At this time, handsome Zhou looked dimly into the distance and said,
"I have never given up on my dreams..." Someone
retorted: "But you can't just rely on dreams to fight wars."
It makes people want to laugh?)
4. Liu Guan and Zhang three sat around the table to make dumplings... Liu Bei said: "Some traditional festivals are still very meaningful, such as using glutinous rice and sugar to symbolize reunion."
(War is imminent . At that time, the scene of making glutinous rice balls was already unbearable.)
Guan Yu then asked, "What are you doing, third brother? You want to choke to death?" Zhang Fei said angrily: "I'm happy! I'm happy. !", and then picked up a few oversized dumplings with elasticity comparable to that of a set urine cow ball, and threw them into the pot.
(At this time, a dear friend in the movie hall kept laughing and eventually overwhelmed the laughter of the audience, and then there was a burst of laughter, and everyone seemed to be laughing more openly.)
On Sun Quan's side, he was also encouraging the whole army and sending out dumplings. 3 for 1 person. At this time, someone gave Zhou Yu one from his bowl. Huang Gai also came up and gave him one. Sun Shangxiang also came and gave him one. Three soldiers came up and one gave him one... At this time, my dear friend behind me muttered, "Will it endure..." At this time, the people who offered the dumplings had not stopped, and Lu Su also came and gave him one... ...Everyone couldn't help laughing and spit it out...
This is not over yet, I saw Zhou Yu suddenly raised the bowl and ate the hill-like dumplings in one bite! ! ! Everyone was stunned, and then burst into a burst of laughter...
(How many tons of rice dumplings did the poor old handsome Liang eat to complete this scene?)
5. Zhuge Liang said when he measured the sky, "Based on my years of farming experience..."
6. Xiao Qiao repeatedly wanted to put on a coat for Sun Shangxiang who had taken off his clothes, but Sun pushed and said "it's not cold". (I finally got a show to show off my figure, Xiao Qiao, why are you so unsatisfactory for me?)
7. Cao Cao, who knew that he was caught in a countermeasure, said to the generals with a smile: "Zhou Yu must think I'm going crazy, Do you think I'm crazy?"
8. After Cao Cao poisoned Jiang Gan with poisonous wine, he said with gnashing teeth: "You're just as stupid, it makes me as stupid as you."
(...)
9. Small Qiao drew his sword and forced Cao Cao to retreat. Cao Cao pressed the sword and said softly and ambiguously, "Don't make trouble."
(The audience laughed wildly)
10. Comrade Cao Cao used the appearance of Mei Chaofeng as a trapped beast and still fought, shouting how powerful he is. Guan Yu said indifferently: "You are out of date."
(You are too unfashin, you are out...)
11. In the last scene, the faces of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are only ten centimeters close to each other, and they say sadly: " There are so many heroes in the world, and I don’t want to mess with you.” (Too rhyme, right? It can be sung as a pop song! It’s so close! There will be saliva sprayed on the face? If the next scene is two people suddenly deep Kiss it down, it is estimated that the audience will not feel strange)
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Insert a sentence Lin Zhiling's performance in the film, although I have goosebumps all over my body, but the part of cooking tea, with slender hands and jade arms, is agile and graceful, although it is only a few seconds. Not much to say about the other actors, the character Lu Su impressed me the most in this second episode of Chibi. The other characters are almost out of line with the character archetypes because of the fight, and Lu Su did not lose the character of the character itself in the process of playing. After a fight, it became more vivid. Especially the tearful sentence "Zhuge Liang, I know you didn't lie to me!" gave people a very real touch. After the victory, Lu Su, who was equally brilliant but not as good as Yu Liang, showed his complicated trust towards Zhuge Kongming, who might also become an enemy in the future.
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Take the opportunity to recall the classics of the last episode
1. Liu Bei practiced for Zhuge Liang who went to Soochow to persuade Sun Quan, Sheng Yi The big bowl of rice said: "The journey to Soochow is a long way, and it requires physical strength. Eat more."
2. When Lu Su introduced Zhuge Liang to Xiao Qiao, he said: This is a pig. . . . . . (After a long time) This is Zhuge Liang
3. Zhou Yu went to Liu Bei's camp, and Guan Yu earnestly taught a group of 5-6 year old children. 4. Guan Yu
: .. a slender lady, a good gentleman..
Children: I can't even eat, what's the use of studying?
Guan Yun's long speech is to teach the children: After you have knowledge, you can eat
I'm curious: Liu Yuzhou still knits straw shoes?
Liu Bei said honestly: This is my habit for many years.
6. Zhou Yu: It's so cold, do you still need a fan?
Zhuge Liang: It can calm me down!
7. Zhuge Liang stared into the distance, Zhou Yu appeared behind him and said, "What are you looking at?"
Zhuge Liang shook his fan and replied, "I need to calm down."
Then, Zhou Yu stood side by side with Zhuge Liang and said sternly: "I also need to calm down. 8. Zhuge Liang said to
Zhou Yu: I am not looking at you, I am admiring you!
(The audience began to wonder...)
9. Zhou Yu's horse had a difficult birth, and Zhuge Liang wanted to help deliver the birth;
Zhou Yu: You can do this too?
Zhuge: I understand a little (this word is one of Zhuge's mantras in the play)
10. Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang collaborated on a song, the piano and the serenade are harmonious. Zhou Yu expressed his appreciation, and Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "I haven't been so calm in a long time~"
(In addition to the close-up of these two people being able to spit each other's saliva, the audience's nosebleed is about to spit out)
11. Xiao Qiao : Shall we give it a good name?
Zhou Yu: "This horse was born in Jingchu, so let's give it a name of Jingchu." After pondering for a while, he said, "Mengmeng.
" Names like Mengmeng are known by him to belong to Jingchu!)
12. Xiao Qiao: You promise me one thing, when you grow up, don't let it become a war horse
(Look at not Lei, listen to Lei.)
13. Sun Shangxiang took the initiative to ask Ying to participate in the battle of Chibi. She blinked a pair of big eyes like small swallows and said with a smile: "The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of every woman."
(I don't know if Gu Yanwu heard about Sun Shangxiang's legend of a woman. "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world" written later. But the next line in this scene "every horse is responsible" is more appropriate.)
14. Cao Cao looked at Xiao Qiao's portrait in a trance, and the guard said ambiguous. , "Prime Minister, too much desire and too much yearning can also cause headaches."
Cao Cao (pretending to be unrestrained): "Haven't you heard that desire makes people young?"
15. Zhuge Liang is fanning the white pigeon , Zhou Yu asked: "What are you doing?" Zhuge Liang replied, "I just finished bathing them and I am fanning them." Zhou Yu teased and said, "You are not afraid of them catching a cold."
(Zhuge Liang is so considerate, the ancients Don't give to others what you don't want to do, and Zhuge Liang will give to things if you want to.)
16. Sun Shangxiang and Sun Quan were angry. She asked Zhuge Liang, "Am I going too far?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "I think you have a great personality." Zhuge Liang comforted and said, "I think there are some things you do better than others, but they are buried." Sun Shangxiang's face showed a trace of shyness: "Only you have vision."
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