The Spy Next Door

Carey 2022-03-21 09:02:37

A spy lives next door to me. After the landlord blocked her internet cable, she often came over to use my computer to access various national security websites. I am not allowed to watch. I was watching TV on the side. Occasionally, she would swear that the trailer for Teletubbies is all here. Once, just as I was looking back to take a look, she threw the entire monitor on it. Please, I'm not a notebook! ! Miss Spy.

She said the salaries of spies were low, not as high as those of killers. She wants to change jobs, but the competition in the killer business is fierce. Those retired athletes are more popular, especially archery, boxing or something. She asked what I did. I drew a picture to show her, I drew a man holding a rooster. She said, you are in the transition stage from undercover to espionage, right? I said, no, it was a spy who turned into an undercover agent. In fact, the painting is just torn off by me. I once told her about my occupation, but she didn't remember it.

I was paid on the same day as her, and she paid the internet fee and said, I'll invite you to dinner tonight, at my house at 6 o'clock in the evening. When I walked into her house, I realized that she would be staying at my house for dinner this month. Her home is full of messy instruments, she said, and sometimes she gets it back from the other side when she goes out to carry out tasks. Now I apply for Taobao and sell it online. I said, you are not afraid that others will recognize you and settle accounts with you. It's okay, those people don't understand Mandarin. Oh, and you're still an international spy. Then I sighed for the second time, because of the dishes she cooked, cooked. The TV at her house was just playing Huanzhugege. She also named her spring onion boiled tofu as Yingyingxiamuzhuanbaihe. I'd say it's better to call two white cranes and green willows. You see your green onion is torn by the waist. After eating, I had diarrhea for three days, and she happened to be away from a business trip and came back. She said something, have you been overindulging recently? I said no, I ate the food you cooked, and I never forget that tofu. I cooked tofu for three days and cooked it. She said, "Oh, it can't be delicious." You see, what I brought you from Valdrella. I glanced cautiously. Be careful because last time she came back from Egypt with a snake. The flute made the snake dance, and she fell in love with the three-dimensional snake game on her mobile phone. To exchange with her. She said no. The man said, you lend me a few games. Or not. Well, the snake will give you a souvenir. She didn't let anyone else play, and brought back a snake. I looked again, what? She said, so what do you know. I'm confused, what do I know? Um, what with what? It took me six minutes and thirteen seconds to figure out that she was holding a piece of wood that she named "what".

One day, she came to me crying and said that her Taobao had been found. She is in a very dangerous situation now. At that moment, I was moved. I said, I'm sorry, I'm an undercover agent, I said everything, and I'm going to wash my hands after I'm done. She cried even more fiercely. Hit and beat me again. My nose sticks to me. She finished crying, then looked at me affectionately and said, thank you. They are going to hire me as the sales manager for their instruments. You are the one who made my career change. Sales are not far from consumer and then killer. Just do it. After he finished speaking, he exclaimed with a forward image of the Red Detachment of Women, "Ah, starting towards a new life." I wanted to write a ghost like Tusky. She wouldn't let me write that.

After I washed my hands with gold, I started to stay at home all the time. Later opened a restaurant. The signature dish is two white cranes and green willows. The diners who came said that the strength and strength of the green onion to break by the golden section line was perfect. I've always had a good business. Her sales performance is also increasing. Occasionally use the annual leave to go out as a part-time spy.

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The Spy Next Door quotes

  • Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

    Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

  • Bob Ho: I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?