joke about chibi

Justina 2022-03-31 09:01:09

The special joke said that when the Three Kingdoms were played, everyone was feminine. Completely cut off Huang Gai's serial ships and bitter meat plan, plus let Cao Cao cut off his beard and discard his robes.

It's superfluous, there are several superfluous characters that can't be superfluous any more. If Sun Shangxiang brought back a topographic map, it is considered a skill. Xiaoqiao waited for Dongfeng with a cup of tea. ? The lines that the Japanese acted were all two-three characters. Gan Ning, who only relied on his hideous face to act, was also extravagant. The plain extension of the plot, which should have been one episode, was made into two episodes. As for the scene of eating dumplings, everyone gave Zhou Yu a dumpling, but Zhou Yu still didn’t have a few more bowls, but Liang Chaowei swallowed a bowl later, it was considered that his throat was thick, and he fought against the monarchs and ministers. Also fake.

Very stupid, Lu Su was portrayed as an idiot aide because he was innocent. In order to highlight how smart Kong Ming was and how elegant Zhou Yu was. Does the director have a grudge against Liu Bei? Let Liu Yuzhou always make strange judgments in times of crisis. Every time Zhao Zilong appears, he is accompanied by a long-distance pole vault ~

special explosion. The scene of the fire attack is indeed commendable. Except that the stunt of the burning ship in the back row is a bit fake, this scene is considered a rare and perfect war in the history of Chinese movies. scene. The compliments omit a paragraph.

As researchers of the same military book, both sides have the same favorite fire attack. Cao Cao attacked and wanted to borrow the sky, but he did not expect to lose because he did not understand the astronomical phenomena and geography. Zhou Yu is also an unsure master. While thinking of the fire attack, he saw the wind direction that was not good for him. The book said that he vomited out dozens of taels of blood with a loud cry. He also does not understand astronomy and geography. Fortunately, Zhuge Liang, a villager in the mountains, learned to read the weather when he was a farmer, and at a critical moment highlighted the great wisdom of the working people.

A special idol, of course Kong Ming, needless to say, those big eyes with blingbling water and light like Mengmeng have seduced so many young women's hearts ~ Zhou Yu's melancholy and resentful eyes, forbearance brows, and how many minors have been made The girl screamed again and again. The most important thing to mention is the rivalry between Kong Ming and Zhou Yu. They are always face to face, and the distance is not ten centimeters. Such a masterpiece of backing the mountain scene is more careful to take care of the lustful hearts of the ladies~ Uncle Cao Cao, this loli It is unknown how many wretched uncle's thoughts have been endorsed. In short, Lin Chiling, playing Xiao Qiao is really enough for a vase. What I want to set off here, the calm Weiwei and the rice bucket Tong Dawei, are too pitiful, these two irrelevant characters, compared with the positive characters, the contrast is too great, powerful and powerful.

As a war film, it is too funny; as a funny film, it is too shocking; as a historical film, its dialogue is too shocking; as a literary film, it is too rough.

Chibi scratched the itch of the East Asians, not looking at it, but even more itching when watching it, not scolding it, but still itching after scolding, it was unbearable.

Although history is not written that way, John Woo gave the Chinese a perfect Chibi battle. Every contradiction between war and peace, honor and survival, love and country, enemy and friend has finally been explained, and the ending is the ending that everyone knows, but the process of the story is more vivid and the characters are more vivid.

This is the joke of Chibi.

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  • Kaya 2022-03-27 08:01:01

    Surprisingly, I think it's pretty good. Could it be because of King Liang Hui's face-to-face instruction?

  • Cecelia 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    The scene is better in domestic movies, but compared with foreign movies... the scene of burning Chibi is too fake...