If you were Don Juan

Idella 2022-09-18 23:40:45

If you were Don Juan, how would you please me?
Of course, the point is not on me, but since you are a self-proclaimed lover, you can't disappoint, otherwise, how can you be worthy of your more than 1,500 ex-girlfriends?
It doesn't matter if you don't remember their names; it doesn't matter if you don't remember their appearances; you just need to remember clearly the rules of love they taught you, it's sweet and romantic, offensive and defensive, and most importantly, don't take love too seriously . You know in your heart that your beloved lovers are just like the puppies in Pavlov's laboratory, except that when they fall out of favor, they shed not saliva but angry tears. You wave your hand and say "excuse me", no smile anymore. A few years later, in retrospect, you also wondered what you did in the first place, and even took your current girlfriend to analyze it with you.
I've always thought that boyfriends were raised by ex-girlfriends, and you wouldn't be where you are without them. However, the kindness of the ex-girlfriends should be silently remembered in our hearts. If we want to repay, we should repay the current girlfriends. We are not afraid of the infamy of "stealing the fruits of the revolution" on our backs.
If you are Don Juan, you might as well confess who your ex-girlfriends are (of course, you may not remember all of them), but let's avoid the details of getting along, and just dote on the current one.

PS: Of course, we have to be vigilant ourselves, don't take everything for granted.

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Don Juan DeMarco quotes

  • Dr. Paul Showalter: I'm giving him to Bill.

    Dr. Jack Michler: This kid is going to do a flamenco number on Bill's head until it looks like a tortilla, and it's going to be on your watch.

  • [Don Juan does a flamenco dance at the beginning of his session with Bill]

    Dr. Bill Dunsmore: [clears throat] Would you, um, would you like to talk about why you attempted to kill yourself?

    Don Juan: You want Don Juan de Marco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?