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I gritted my teeth and spit out the word "disappointment"
Francisca 2022-03-21 09:02:00
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Conrad 2022-03-25 09:01:09
This is a fine tradition.
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Ashleigh 2022-04-23 07:02:18
It's bad enough, but it's funny in a few places. David Carradine, who killed Billy at that time, hadn't played himself to death. One of the leading actors, Calpan, also played "Pig's Head Walking on the Street", and he also mentioned this stalk when he mentioned the White Castle in the film.
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Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: [From unrated version] Enough is enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan: So have I!
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Enough is Enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan: Right...
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan: Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love it when I say "I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
Susan: Alright, we get it already. Okay?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: No! I don't think you do! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan: Why are you yelling?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shit, bitch! I'm ALWAYS yellin'! I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson!
Susan: Bitch?
[Gets thrown off the plane]
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Peter: [From unrated version]
[as Superman, Peter is shot in the eye by a thug]
Peter: Oh my god! You shot me in the fucking eye! Oh, that really hurt! Why would you do that? That was so unneccesary!
[backs up and falls off of roof]