end of constipation

Brady 2022-03-22 09:01:56

Has anyone ever been constipated? The feeling of constipation is very abhorrent. You pull very hard, almost prolapse of the anus with all your strength, and your face turns into the color of pig liver. However, it just won't come out, and the moment you actually pull it out, your tense muscles will relax instantly. An incomparable pleasure poured out, fluttering like a fairy. Therefore, whether it is an article, a movie, or a piece of music, an important feature of the works is that they are a collection of high-level contradictions and sharp contradictions. , The last few stages, don't tell me that such an ending is closer to social reality, then just watch the news, please, this is a movie! How can it be seen that it becomes morality and law in the end? I seem to see the host say in a sincere tone: The police are still investigating the development of the situation, thank you for watching, and see you in the next issue.
This film belongs to the kind that doesn't come out with shit until the end. The audience has already seen the blood, and they are waiting for the climax moment to give vent to one's heart and soul, and the film comes to an abrupt end at this moment... What does it feel like? The doctor said, don't do it without diarrhea, it's easy to get prostatitis, my prostate is about to explode after watching this film.
The atmosphere was brewing in this film from the very beginning. I watched the first 30 minutes and thought: Oh, yes, there is urine. So I followed the director's instructions and brought my emotions step by step: the first time I met a child, the child ran a red light, he was petty, and he endured it; the little sister by the lake choked, and many people wanted to beat the little sister. , but no, bear it; child provocation, bear it. Then it came to the first breaking point of the plot, stealing a car, and then meeting on a narrow road, starting a fight, the dog died, and the male protagonist was captured. Seeing this place, I think the plot is either the hero dies and the heroine takes revenge, or the heroine dies and the hero takes revenge. It's better for the heroine to die than the hero to die. Although it's cliché, it's neat and neat. Burned to death.
The death of the male protagonist brought the plot to a climax. The female protagonist's microcosm exploded and ran wild. Then I paused the movie, made the bed cushions, soaked a pot of high-quality Tieguanyin, grabbed two handfuls of potato chips, and lay down comfortably. Waiting for the most wonderful moment, it is like enjoying sexual intercourse, you must know how to get a slap in the face, the way of civil and martial arts, let the mood be a little calmer and then quickly burst out all the energy in an instant, that is the most enjoyable, this kind of movie There is a very classic one called "Murdering Regardless of Left and Right", but unfortunately it is old, and now it seems that the performance tension is not enough, but I like this kind of hearty plot.
The next plot is that the heroine runs and runs, kills the younger brother, and drives the little sister to death, which is fun. The next step to stab the big brother to death is GOOD ENDING! At this moment, the director's head suddenly hangs upside down, the plot swerves, and the heroine falls headfirst into the PARTY party in the town. I have already guessed the plot behind it, but I also expect the heroine to kill and flee the city at the last moment. From the beginning of this film, it has been implied that there are no good birds in this village, and it is more enjoyable to kill them all in seconds. No, the heroine left everyone's field of vision so quietly, we saw Brett looking in the mirror handsomely, so handsome! There are not a few movies in which the protagonist is killed in battle. There is nothing new, and he will die when he dies. Just wait for the sequel, but at least he has to be heroic first, right? And the movie just kept going until the end.
I must find something to vent, or I will suffocate.

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Eden Lake quotes

  • Steve: I promise, the quarry's fucking stunning.

    Jenny: The quarry is stunning. No 'fucking'.

    Steve: [getting closer to her] Please, miss.

  • Brett: Follow the blood!