I spend a lot of time picking off the scallions on the fried noodles or fried rice cakes or fried rice. Avoid foods seasoned with garlic. Ginger can be used for flavor, but don't let me eat it. To be honest, my family and even my friends are amazed to the limit by the habit of eating onions. And in fact I really like eating onions.
My love for onions certainly doesn't change just because it has the word scallion. Onions are savory and will make you cry while handling it. There is also a good story, Mr. Luo Dali's "Adventures on the Onion", which is a story that I have always loved in my childhood.
I said so much, just to express that I love onions, so, I went to see this movie called The Onion Movie.
Onions and movies are supposed to be good brothers who cling to each other, because they exist very closely in my world. And the world expressed by The Onion Movie is the real world other than mine. Happy American happy movie, honestly I don't want to comment on politics and current affairs, every politician is suspected of killing the cat with curiosity, and I was a curious child and had two neutered cats.
The beginning of the story is inexplicable news, and the old news reports the nerve-wracking news without changing his face and heart. All the stories are witty like the little nose of an onion. The newly developed seat belt, Dad's head fell off. Expand your health so you're no longer overweight. Sex workers want more intense sex, they are just like every politician, I think they must no longer be curious. The boys who enlisted can get enough marijuana, of course they will not resist, so the society is harmonious. The Cock Terminator ends the world, and I can't help but want to yell out in the exaggerated tone of my friend Mr. Fox: Mobi~Queque~.
One day, Dad couldn't find his socks, so Mom called The Onion News, and Dad and his socks made today's headlines.
Did Dad find the socks? I'm really curious.
I also want to rob a job, and then give it to my good friend. He must be more diligent and hard-working than me. He will study finance in a powerful university and become an investment bank in the future. As long as he is not obscene, he has everything Chance to be my mother's good son-in-law, but where are you? Dear Onion.
But life is like this, you have your goals, you have your idols, you think life is a soap opera but it is a thriller. Just like Mr. Norman's face, serious, disappointed, happy, happy, small changes, small mess, but they are different.
Facts and movies are also like good brothers snuggling up to each other, and that's not just in my world.
Do you like McDonald's chicken burgers? Or the strange tentacles of Hellboy? Even Woody Allen, the neurotic old literary man, is American, and every week he plays the oboe in a Broadway café. They drive around in SUVs, they love hoodies and printed shirts, they accept any culture that doesn't make sense from everywhere, they can be pulled apart layer by layer like an onion in bread.
Oh, what a delicious American onion bread is.
In the end, the great American culture defeated the terrorists, and you see, how wonderful the world is.
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