I want to die

Cristina 2022-03-21 09:02:36

I am merciful, because I always treat bad films lightly. For example, if I give a three-star movie, I will get it in the near future. Anyway, I will give the director some face.
This morning it was really unbearable for mosquito bites and I had to get up. I took a shower and smoked a cigarette. I decided to protest the inhumanity of mosquitoes all night, so I picked up my books and lay in bed to watch "The Devil's Rider". In Yue's film, I never thought that after being ravaged by mosquitoes, the director and the heroine were gang-raped.
The title is still a typical American campus rock style, a pair of handsome men and beautiful women, meet for a drive out, just like many American youth films, but I declare that I am not disgusted with this kind of American sentiment, but will have a trace of envy.
Then a mysterious man appeared. I didn't fully understand what his name was or what he did until he died. The director or some rubbish screenwriter somehow came up with the phrase "All Over", Oh My God!
Kill this man, just not kill those two idiot boys and girls. Instead, killing the police is a neat one. It can be described as a "second kill". I can only comfort myself. Funny antelope.
It’s fine if it’s just like that. What annoys me the most is that the director arranged for Grace—the worst heroine I’ve ever seen (except for her looks), she was almost put to death three times, and she didn’t die, sniping, Hotel, prison van, especially the hotel section, who has seen such a benevolent "devil"? Maybe the director thought that if the heroine hadn't died, he couldn't justify it, so the stinky hitchhiker set off a fire, then neatly killed the sheriff, and then...and then...I knew...Fuck... Grace jumped out... Fire Reborn... Uh... "I want to die"...

After watching:
1. It is recommended that the director study and implement the spirit of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", see How our great Tommy treats the heroine.
2. Re-recommend the director to seriously study and implement how the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" shapes the heroine, although the prequel Irene did not escape.
3. It is suggested that Xing Ye change his career to make thrillers and use his nonsensical skills to grab the beach in Hollywood.
4. I am obsessed with the sheriff's cowboy hat. I did not give one star, which shows that I am still very compassionate.

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Extended Reading
  • Concepcion 2022-03-28 09:01:07

    Devil Hitchhiker, Serial Killing Human Horror Movie

  • Dee 2022-01-06 08:02:10

    SO VIOLENT, especially the last hero's way of death.. OMG legendary car crack!!!!! I have to say that the hero is too ugly!!!

The Hitcher quotes

  • Young Trooper: I bet you had all sorts of fun when you tore that young man apart back there. But you see, here in the great state of New Mexico, we do support the death penalty.

  • Jim Halsey: [after entering the gas station] Doritos or Cheetos?

    Grace Andrews: Cheetos!

    Jim Halsey: Ding Dongs or Twinkies?

    Grace Andrews: Ding Dongs!