It's a negative textbook

Cordelia 2022-03-22 09:01:41

I seem to be watching it just to have real evidence when I come here to scold twice. While watching it, I thought about how I could make a sinister look, but I couldn't help but start the world. Fortunately, anyone who's used to this genre knows when to use their peripheral vision and when to go back and experience the stunt. For the rest, let us petty bourgeois say: how beautiful it is to be wrong~

Dragon Emperor speaks classical Chinese for a while, Transformers Chinese for a while; a three-headed snake for a while, a big hairy monster for a while... Please China's Five Elements is a very mysterious thing, isn't it? Agmanis. On the contrary, Jinmu, Water, Fire and Earth reminded me of the fifth element~ Kung Fu Li didn't show Kung Fu in the play. Did he really follow the line of literary play from now on?

That saint actually recited the English version of the awakening technique to the ancient mantra of immortality. ORZ is not only an expert or a high-level interpreter, right? Two thousand years is really not a waste of life, and it keeps pace with the times. Enter. Michelle Yeoh's appearance has remained unchanged for thousands of years, and her murderous aura is very aura.

I can understand that the foreigners inside speak English better than Chinese, but why do Chinese people also stutter in Chinese, because they are not very comfortable in the modern age?

Most importantly, it's not funny at all. The male protagonist is getting older, and his burden is very helpless; his son does not look happy, and he is not much different from his father; but he was shocked when he saw YETI, Garfield's distant relative, he is not tall. It's small, but obviously the nutrition can't keep up. The hair on the whole body is gray and gray, and it looks like it lacks a certain trace element.

Ouke, after the ridicule, summed up the main idea of ​​the plot:
a man failed to court, so he murdered to vent his anger, but unexpectedly he was cursed, and then two thousand years later, he cut the grass without any sense.
By the way, to criticize the Holy Maiden Ziyuan, it is simply to avenge her husband, don't do it as well as for the country and the people. Before I killed your lover, I didn't see you saying that he was a tyrant. Didn't he help him find the elixir of life? If a king kills someone, he doesn't need to turn all the sergeants into figurines.

The thinness and far-fetchedness of the storyline are the biggest failures. I can only think of which one is the best. The Northwest Desert, Shanghai Style, Burning Books, Shangri-La Snow Mountain, the Great Wall... No matter how extensive and profound Chinese civilization is, it cannot all be left alone. Show in the film. As everyone knows, the most artistic concept in Chinese painting is to leave blank, and bold abandon is the truth. And the only successful character in the show is Evelyn, uh...I mean Rachel Weisz who played the first two. The wise girl knew that this would definitely be a job that would be lost in a thousand years, and she rejected it neatly.

The Chinese element in 2008 was the guarantee of the box office. Now that the Olympic Games are over, we can play other places next time.


Also, thanks to ZORRO for helping me save money on movie tickets

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Extended Reading
  • Russ 2021-11-27 08:01:18

    It is said that teacher Yu Qian played the sandstorm in this film

  • Frederic 2022-03-28 09:01:02

    Liang Luo Shi is so beautiful~~~

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!

    Jonathan Carnahan: Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?

    Rick O'Connell: Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!

  • Lin: [to yeti in a foreign language] Please! I need your help! These soldiers are evil!