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Garfield: Female pizza courier? ... Marry her soon! ! !
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. Money is not everything
, and sometimes a credit card is required.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. Love the neighbor
with your heart, but don't let her husband know.
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every successful man, there is a
woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, sooner or later, he will get married. Happiness is not permanent.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives
.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses for not being able to pay the job. Find it today.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop
.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in
backseats cause children. Accidents in the back seat give birth to children. Accidents in the back seat give birth to children.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep
.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? Hard work never
kills! But I won't prove it by myself.
“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
Work is fun! Especially watching other people work.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
God decides who your relatives are, and luckily He has given you leeway in choosing your friends.
When two's company, three's the result!
Two people are unstable, three people are!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
. But that doesn't stop you from watching to your heart's content.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The
more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
, The more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know, why you learn.
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