Fudge me

Dorothy 2022-03-21 09:02:54

I think if this kind of film is made by a Chinese director, it is estimated that there will be a "blood case caused by a chronicle"....

1. The war in the 28th century looks like the French and German front lines in World War I, especially that The ridiculous steel helmet, the coal-burning and steam-spraying plane, and the air-breathing plane shooting chamber—the original fighter jet was a man carrying a machine gun on the plane, and the director probably got the inspiration from this
. 2. Alien Club Flying a plane, big 囧. It's hard for me to imagine how he can operate the aircraft after one hand becomes the big pincer of a crab.
3. As always, the alien's IQ is still so low that he can only use cold weapons - so I also I wonder if the IQ of human beings in the 28th century has also degenerated, and they are chased by a group of monsters who can only use cold weapons and can only flee to Mars. Why do soldiers stand stupidly on the street and confront aliens, if it is me , I would be happy to build a few tall fortresses, and then stand on them to shoot broilers who can only wield crab claws on the flat ground. Or to show their courage, roaring freedom and driving a 28th century tank to crush all the way In the past - if the Iraqi guerrillas could not lay mines or use firearms, but only used Arab saber, the invading army of the American imperialist wolf would probably think that they were in paradise.
4. I saw the man who made the big hole At that time, I couldn't resist the urge to throw a few nuclear bombs in it----but the director has been testing the audience's IQ, he must have wanted to say: Comrades, the denuclearization movement of mankind took place in this film in the 28th century It has achieved great success in the past few years.
5. In a small space of less than 30 square meters, about two meters in front of you, a teammate who was about to die suddenly threw a grenade, what would you think? ----Fuck, this guy must have wanted us to bury him with him. But you were wrong, he blew up a bunch of aliens, but you were all unscathed, holy shit.
6. I feel that the aliens are also very hard. In order to produce new aliens, he has to manually drag half-dead humans all the way to the big hole. The earth is so big, if you can capture the talent that can be created from a thousand miles away... If half-dead humans are fortunate enough not to die in the journey of a thousand miles, will Stockholm Syndrome produce emotional mutual affection between aliens and humans? Maybe the director can consider making a sequel to this

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Mutant Chronicles quotes

  • Severian: What do you believe in?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: I don't get paid to believe, I get paid to fuck shit up.

  • Lt. Maximillian von Steiner: Any last words?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: Shut the fuck up.