Sorry, because I came to the Shanghai Film Festival, I couldn’t sit there and record the video.
Today, let’s go back to fashion and talk to you about last week’s very popular movie "Men in Black: Global Pursuit" in the form of Vloge.
No nonsense, let me just say it, I think this restart is quite a failure!
Ten words summary: embarrassment overflows the screen, clichés go deep into the bones!
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The following is a ten-sentence film review about "Men in Black: Global Pursuit" sent back from Shanghai by Youdan, please check it anyway:
1. After watching the movie, I think this is not "Men in Black", this is "Thor 4", right?
The plot immediately follows "Reunion 4", and the successful weight loss brother Hammer joins hands with the Valkyrie to save the world once again.
At the end of "Reunion 4", the Valkyrie was officially crowned Queen of Asgard. Coincidentally, in this movie, she is also a queen.
Thor stole the Meow Hammer from another time and space in "Reunion 4", and in this movie, Agent H also raised a Meow Hammer.
It's a pity that although Brother Hammer succeeded in losing weight and was physically strong, his combat effectiveness fell off a cliff. He hung up the phone and started talking all the time, which seemed humorous but actually embarrassing.
2. The starring change of blood, the change was a failure!
The partner of the original combination Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, one is calm and sophisticated, one is funny, one is old and one is young, and the dialogue is humorous and full of laughter;
But look at the match between Hammer and Valkyrie. Neither of them had any sparks in "Thor 3". By this time, the last spark in "Avengers 4" was also stamped out.
In the restart version, the idea of getting Hammer to partner with the Valkyrie is simply Sima Zhao's heart. He wants to sell more box office with his high popularity. Unfortunately, if you can't spend your mind on the script, then it is destined to be just a bad idea!
3. What did the audience like to watch "Men in Black" before? Although the two protagonists are also gagging, they at least do their business!
In the previous "Men in Black", at least the director was still paying attention to aliens. Whether it is image or character, it makes you feel that they have received a minimum of respect on the earth. . But the aliens in this movie seem to be like props or playthings. . . Someone asked, is Bingbing not cute enough? It's cute and important. . But you know exactly why the director arranges such a role as Bingbing, as long as your heart is cute, nothing else matters!
4. Forcibly brushing feminist stalks. The Valkyrie ridiculed that "Men in Black" be renamed "Men in Black".
It is not impossible to promote women's rights, but it must also be combined with the film itself, paying attention to scale and grasping the scale.
There is nothing about feminism in the movie, and then suddenly it is too hard to force feminism!
5. The overall IQ declines!
There is a place called "Death Fortress" in the movie. This name sounds scary, okay? As a result, plus the boss, there are a total of 4 people, two broken reminders, and one inner ghost. Does Death Fortress speak to the boss?
Also, the addition of Agent M was too casual, and the most mysterious organization in the world was followed by a taxi and was not discovered. . . What a sweat for the earth!
There is also the final villain reversal. It is not a question of whether he can guess. . I just feel that the director does whatever he wants, and it's too trivial.
6. I also want to say, this is just an easy and funny popcorn movie, don’t take it too seriously!
But I can’t say it, because I think it’s okay to be easy and funny, but it can’t be a shield for embarrassing plots and clichés!
I even think that if this movie is not called "Men in Black", there is no problem. Of course, it is better to be called "Men in Black".
7. You know that there was only a Hollywood movie released before, and it was ugly, called "X-Men: Black Phoenix". This time, "Men in Black: Global Hunt" is also pretty ugly. But these two kinds of ugliness are not the same. I think they will also find it very boring in "Black Phoenix", and their IQ is offline, but the feeling of "Men in Black" is that they think they listen to something interesting and funny. It's cool again, but in fact, it's embarrassing in capitals!
8. Do you know what surprises me most about this movie?
I just watched a few actors gag on the screen with indifference. The chattering chatter made me roll my eyes several times, but the person next to me laughed for three minutes and laughed for five minutes. I thought I was not that. This kind of pretentious person, but I really don't think it is funny. . People who are also sincerely asking for advice, who find it funny, where is the point of laughter? Save the child~
9. There are many easter eggs in the movie, but it is a pity that easter eggs can't save a boring movie!
The old version of "Men in Black" series has similar shots. "Men in Black 1" has Stallone, "Men in Black 2" shows Michael Jackson in the video, and "Men in Black 3" flashes past. Yao Ming.
The man who appeared in the restarted version of "Men in Black" has just abused an alien in another movie, and this time he has become an alien himself.
If a movie is good-looking, having such an easter egg is the icing on the cake, but if the whole movie is boring, it would be a bit difficult to have such an easter egg in the snow.
10. "X-Men: Black Phoenix" proves that feelings cannot save a bad movie.
"Men in Black: Global Pursuit" proves that a bad movie can't be saved by face value and flow!
So, what can save a bad film, the answer is no cure!
The above is my personal experience of watching "Men in Black: Global Pursuit",
The whole is disappointed, boring, and embarrassing.
I'm going out to the Shanghai Film Festival to watch a good movie and wash my eyes!
The conditions are so difficult and I can’t make an Easter egg. Long live understanding!
I wish you all a prosperous country as soon as possible, goodbye!
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