"Dragon Quest", it is rare to see such a bad film

Rowland 2022-03-21 09:01:46

The opening story is very attractive, and Qin Nu's "Prisoner of Eternity" shouted in a thrilling manner. The king of Qin who ruled the world was turned into a mummy by her, and it was considered to have realized the dream of immortality. creative. Then the protagonist appeared, and inexplicably came to China to see the mummy.

Then, the commander-in-chief of the evil force of unknown origin appeared, and after a lot of hard work, the king of Qin who became a sculpture was resurrected. He and the resurrected King of Qin drove a carriage through the streets. The story inexplicably develops into the hero's noble mission to find evil forces and eliminate them to save mankind.

From the moment the plane parked on the edge of the cliff in a show, the plot began to be a little bizarre. Several white guys shouted in turn, intending to show how thrilling the situation was, but unfortunately it was too acting, too contrived and a little neurotic.

It turned out that the resurrected King Qin and his modern men also came here. At the juncture of crisis, a heroine stood at the mountain gate and shouted: "The mountain gods come to protect this place." It was so abrupt that I was stunned. I wondered if there should be a heavenly general. It is really a combination of Chinese and Western. At a glance, three orcs jumped out, jumping left and right, like a Kung Fu panda. So the evil forces were madly crushed by the righteous mountain gods and half-orcs.

At this moment, the King of Qin climbed to the top of the tower, as if he was about to start doing it. It's a pity that the gods are not beautiful, and it happened that the avalanche happened, and the overwhelming posture seemed to devour everything. The evil forces have sacrificed the majority again. However, the heroes Fu Da Ming Da had tenacious vitality and could not die, and were pulled out of the snowdrift by three orcs. Led by Qin's daughter, the heroes came to Qin's place. Then, Qin Nu and her daughter, who had lived for two thousand years, magically chatted with the white hero in English. It is estimated that Qin Nu's spells are so powerful that she can learn a language in an instant, and she can also ride a motorcycle. Really advancing with the times, admiration.

However, the evil forces are also very tenacious. After finding the hero's hiding place, the murderous King of Qin turned into a three-headed monster flying dragon—a good Dragon Quest, even more miraculous than Ultraman—and with a wave of his sword, he ran out of the desert and filled the mountains and fields of Qin. toward the army. Inspired by the Qin woman, the peasant army wielding a hoe and a sickle was also resurrected. King Qin was probably very angry. He found Qin Nv in the chaotic army. After a few rounds, Qin Nv, an archmage who had lived for two thousand years, died. It seems that the consequences are still very serious.

In the end, a hero, Righteous Ling Ran, took the stance that he was going to duel with the King of Qin. King Qin crushed the hero with an absolute advantage. Just as the hero was dying, seeing that the evil forces were about to succeed and the world was about to be in chaos, the hero suddenly rejuvenated and stabbed the previously invincible King of Qin with a sword that could not cover his ears. Then the King of Qin, who was finally resurrected, could release destructive firepower in his hands, and could transform into a three-headed monster flying dragon, was wiped out in ashes, failing to realize the grand ambition of reunifying the world.

After the hero defeated the evil forces, he came to the bar to sing and dance in pairs, marking the final marriage of the lovers.

One word, speechless.

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • Rick O'Connell: Here we go again.

  • Evelyn O'Connell: [speaking of Rick fishing] I'm so happy you found a hobby that doesn't involve guns.

    [takes a bite of the fish and spits out a bullet]