This is the earliest source of the Trojan horse virus.
Later, this virus spread to a big man in Middle Earth. An uncle named Cao Cao, who is over fifty years old, has a crush on his former colleague Qiao Gong's daughter and model Xiao Qiao for many years based on a man's unswerving sentiment towards 20-year-old girls. It's a pity that Xiao Qiao was a star chaser and was very infatuated with Zhou Yu, the most popular star in Jiangnan at that time. It is said that this classmate Zhou has "willow eyebrows and drooping eyes". He often does "push-ups" to practice Six packs, and he has a very fashionable taste. He wears either Hogo Boss or Versace, and his nose is absolutely runny. Luo Guanzhong's words are proof: "When the feather fan and lunjin are talking and laughing, the fans are wiped out." Wait a minute! Don't get me wrong, this classmate Zhou is by no means an "idol school" with big chests and no brains, but a well-known "strength school": he is proficient in rhythm, guzheng bass, hip-hop hip-hop and hip-hop dance; he is familiar with military books, Knows all kinds of popular and unpopular formations; what is especially commendable is that he understands management very well, and has obtained the EMBA trainee certificate of Fudan Business School. Management talent. Therefore, classmate Zhou Yu is basically red and diamond, handsome and talented, and an idol model with equal attention to beauty and wisdom. It is hard to say how popular he was at the time, and his 110th generation grandson Jay Chou is not comparable to him. of a toe. It is said that because he is too red, the cliff opposite his house is reflected in red, and everyone calls it: Chibi.
In this way, Xiao Qiao, the most beautiful fan, married the most handsome idol Zhou Yu, a goddess couple, and the envy of all people. Just as when Zhang Xiaohui married Zhong Zhentao and let a bunch of people beat their chests and die, the aftermath of the two parting ways is not listed here. In short, things that are too perfect are always enviable. As the saying goes, it is mediocre not to be jealous, but if someone who is jealous of you is as rich and powerful as Uncle Cao, it will be troublesome. Therefore, "Red Cliff" tells the story of Uncle Cao, who is not old with a sword, and insists on a third party to interfere in Zhou Yu's family life. It is similar to Troy, but one is wearing a green hat, and the other is a joint netizen who firmly resisted the green hat.
Uncle Woo, the director, has been immersed in Hollywood for many years, and he knows the truth of "The big is beautiful", so he used 5,000 warships and 800,000 personnel very generically. From this point of view, the Chinese-style beauty Xiao Qiao has more face than Helen. In order to show Zhou Yu's advantages in both civil and military skills, and especially good at doing push-ups, Uncle Wu specially invited Brother Liang Chaowei, who did perfect push-ups with a difficulty factor of 5.0 in Lust, Caution, to restore the most authentic Zhou Yu. I have to say that Brother Liang played Zhou Yu with a thoughtful, well-thought-out, and snotty expression. The only fly in the ointment is that the model wife, Xiao Qiao, is really tall. When the two stand together, they always make people wonder. Confused about who hugs whom. Director Wu might install a stilt or a ladder for Brother Liang in the next episode.
Whether or not she has a saline bag hanging on her chest, Lin Chiling is really a stunner. Taiwanese Mandarin, which is softer than Wu Nong's soft language, and the strongest "Zongzi" flirting method in history, hey, teach Zhou Yu how not to practice push-ups hard? The enlightening words "He (Cao Cao) is powerful, but he has no friends" has the style of a philosopher and a psychologist. Intellectual beauties are popular all over the world, starting from Xiao Qiao thousands of years ago. Such a superb person, even if Uncle Cao dispatched 10,000 warships, it was worth it.
I have to mention that there is another young talent, Zhuge Liang. All the students are twenty-eight years old, and they are the super men who Liu Bei hired a headhunter who failed to hire a headhunter and personally went out to the rescue. Compared with Zhou Yu, who dances with knives and guns, Zhuge Liang of Jincheng Wu's outline is walking the line of a tender young literary and artistic young man: his gait is swaying, his eyes are full of power, his ten thousand styles are better than Jude Law, and his eloquence is comparable to Obama. , and he is well-informed and knowledgeable, from international relations to animal protection to midwifery, and has a "slight understanding" of seven or eight, so he is also a king-level figure who has fascinated thousands of girls. But Zhuge Liang has a lot of connotation. He is not like Cao Cao who has no taste to hang out with a barmaid. Instead, he has a secret affection for the feminist Zhao Wei. Zhao Wei, who was rushing around, immediately softened her gut and said, "You still know me!" For men, this top student from the School of International Relations created his own "Electric Eye Diplomacy". When the tens of thousands of volts of high-voltage electricity came out, he was as proud as Sun Quan and Zhou Yu. He is willing to join the opposition party and fight for the defense of Uncle Liu Bei's straw sandal business. Therefore, please pay attention to the comrades of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. In the selection of diplomats in the future, please use the famous TV diplomat Takeshi Kaneshiro as the main reference.
In order to set off the two flower-like characters of Brother Liang and Brother Jin, there are also a group of handsome men and cool women who are willing to be green leaves:
Lin Zhiling, needless to say, anyone who says anything about her is definitely jealous. As a woman, I can see that Harazi cross-flow smashed the instep, especially when she softly and firmly said to the foal in Taiwanese glutinous rice accent: Stand up, stand up, you will definitely stand up! Really crispy to the bone. Next time, China Mobile should consider Lin Meiren as an image endorsement. The line is just one sentence: You can! You can't and I'll let you!
Hu Jun, who played Zhao Yun who single-handedly saves the orphan, is strong and strong, and he is very proud to say. It's just that Director Wu was too partial. Giorgio Armani, who made Brother Jin and Brother Liang fluttering in white clothes, dressed up Brother Hu like the butcher Hu who sold pork at the end of the alley, drowning Brother Hu's outstanding appearance as an idol group.
Zhang Fengyi fully embodies Uncle Cao's broad-mindedness ("do not use people who are suspicious, but do not use people"), cherish talents (appreciate Zhao Yun, let go of Guan Yu), be good at reflection (why he is not as good as Liu Bei, who weaves straw shoes), and respect the old and love the young (Xiao Qiao and singer) kindness.
Zhao Wei's panda eyes, which are too big, make 20-year-old Sun Shangxiang look like an old leftover girl who can't marry. No wonder her brother Sun Quan insisted on marrying her to another middle-aged down-and-out man Liu Bei. In addition, her "Anhui mandarin that has remained unchanged for thousands of years" is reminiscent of a poem: The local accent does not change, and the hair on the temples is not changed.
You Yong, apart from the words "governing the country by virtue", "the benevolent will conquer the world" and "harmonious society", I can't see why many sportsmen are willing to follow him. Also, Uncle You's skill in weaving straw shoes also needs to be improved!
Zhang Zhen is really cool. Facing Zhuge Liang's 10,000-volt electric eye seduction, he still sits still in his arms. He is really stylish. The only thing you need to pay attention to is the rock-tuned Taiwanese Mandarin. You should go to the Mandarin training class with Zhao Wei to strengthen your learning.
Tong Dawei——I heard that handsome Tong has come back, but I shouted to Gaoshan, where are you? I shout to the sea, where are you? ? Could it be that in Director Wu's films, even the set of events must be made with a person of the level of Shuai Tong?
Throughout the whole film, the following points can be summarized:
* The charm of married women is still endless, there is a saying: the red apricot is more delicate and beautiful.
* Claiming that fighting for women is more adrenaline rush among historians and young literary men than fighting for profit, power, or justice. A woman is the most beautiful excuse for a man's ambition.
* The value of a woman can be measured by battleships in ancient times, and BMW and Porsche today.
* From ancient times to the present, history has proven that feminism is at best a spice.
* Men with taste pay more attention to brain size than bra size - both gentlemen and gays say so.
* Convince people with virtue and rule the country with virtue.
Finally, I would like to tell you that in order to carry forward the Olympic spirit, everyone should do more push-ups, which is good for physical and mental health and social harmony.
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