I’m an Indian hardcore fifty cents party and I know a little Chinese. I watched this movie not long ago and saw the audience applauded. I was very angry, because this movie is not a big deal at all. If it were an Indian movie, I’m afraid it would be wonderful. Much. Thoughts are hard to toss and turn, so I am here to express my emotions.
First of all, if this is an Indian movie, we wouldn't let directors like Polanski take a knife. Think about it, how can the quality of the work that a child molester cuts twice in prison pass the test? If we were in a big country like India, we would use Rakuma Mo, the most powerful international superintendent today, to make this movie. Rakuma Mou is definitely a meticulous director. The "Mumbai Thirteen Inserts" he is filming is the best proof. This film has bid for the Olympic Games on behalf of the Great India!
Secondly, if the movie is shot in India and the boy fights in the opening scene, how can it be possible to choose a random small street park? We will definitely show the style of our country in India and embody the spirit of Bollywood. The first choice will be to take aerial photography at the Taj Mahal. The boys will wear Chinese clothes and hold swords in their hands and hover and fight on the high-altitude Viagra, surpassing India. The national award-winning film "Crouching Cow, Hidden Dragon". The real scene in the film must be completed in a mansion on Alishan, Sri Lanka, a treasure island affiliated with India. And taking into account the needs of some perverted audiences in India, the film will be made into 3D, and the scene of the shocking and vomiting scene in the film will be sprayed on the audience's 3D glasses in a true and credible manner.
In terms of role selection, India is a big country with abundant talents. The first thing to be replaced is Winslet. This woman was almost insane after winning the Oscar, and she blatantly danced after she won the Emmy Award in the new drama, which is contrary to the standards of virtue and virtue of women in my ancient civilization. Must be replaced by our folk artist Sailor Xiaoyueyue. Not to mention whether Sailor Xiaoyueyue is really a person, but she can definitely handle the explosive nausea in the movie. Winslet vomited too tenderly, Xiao Yueyue could definitely swallow mountains and rivers, spit out the sun and the moon, and spit out the future in one gulp. The subsequent scenes of drowning the phone and crying and throwing tulips are even more plagiarisms of the Hong Guoguo from Xiaoyueyue's life! How can this kind of comedy of crying, making troubles and hanging by others be performed by others? Xiaoyueyue alone is enough!
Foster must be replaced next. The nervousness of this American lesbian really makes the movie a big discount. Isn't it just acting as a writer? Indian national treasure writer Amir Siniang can easily win. Amir Siniang is well-loved in India. His works "Left Hand Paper Towel, Right Hand Airplane" and "How Much Do You Know in Dreams" are well-known and have been translated into more than 30 African languages. Amir Si Niang not only beats Foster's Lala temperament, but also has a gorgeous face. She is known as the Indian PS beauty and she will definitely show three points in the film to ensure the audience's audio-visual enjoyment.
As for Foster’s husband, John C. Reilly, this fat guy would dare to come out without even getting an Oscar? The Lord Xiaoming, the leader of our Indian country, who is too ridiculous of the religious sect, defeated it. Ye Leu Xiaoming is not only recognized as a handsome guy in our country, his proud height of 1.65 meters and 1.80 meters in shoes is a perfect match with the charming height of our Amir Sinianggen No. 2! The Oscar actor Christopher Waltz who replaced Winslet's husband must be Mohammed Li Gang, who exists as an Indian god. In India, as long as you call your father Mohammed Li Gang, everyone will treat you like an Indian sacred bull and give way to blood. Who else is this domineering and revealing role?
Finally, the two little boy actors in the film have to be replaced. The child who beaten must be Mumu Miao Ke, the champion of the Indian National Children’s Singing Contest. We plan to invite foreign aid to show the richness of our big country in India. The child who was beaten must be the African American actor Will. Smith's son. In this way, the innocent and lively nature of our children can be fully demonstrated.
After finalizing the role, let's take a look at the plot. You see how gentle the plot of this movie adapted from a stage play is. If it is handed over to our Indian country to shoot, the plot must be overwhelmed with blood, allowing you to constantly pierce your eyes while watching the movie. Let’s not mention that we will use a bunch of handsome men and beautiful women as the background in the movie to continuously sing and dance to demonstrate the Bollywood style, but also to change the story setting to this: the domineering exposed wood·Miao Ke is a time when playing Slap marked Will Smith Jr. as Alzheimer’s. Mumu Miaoke’s parents Mohammed Li Gang and Sailor Xiaoyueyue decided to wipe out the roots, so they found Will Smith Jr.’s residence, and together with their parents Ye Leak Xiaoming and Amir ·Si Niang started a hand-to-hand fight. Sailor·Xiao Yueyue spit out Amir·Si Niang, and Ye Leu·Xiao Ming Sorrow came from it, preparing to ignite the explosive bag to kill the enemy, but he was not tall enough to wear shoes and had to hold the explosive in his hand. Bao and his enemies perish together. A killing came to an abrupt end.
The biggest failure of the original film is not only the failure of the plot, but also a very important point: there is no commercial acumen and advertisement implantation at all. What a foolish act this is. Our Indian country will never tolerate it, but will plant a series of advertisements in due course. First of all, the tulips on the table that were shipped by air from the Netherlands must be replaced with rapeseed flowers from Henan (a province south of the Ganges in India)-it is known as the lavender of India, and the romantic atmosphere is instantly permeated. Then Yueyue’s family’s dessert had to be replaced with Van Gogh’s garden bread. After that, Yueyue used it to kill Siniang’s mouthful of blood. It had to be nutritious Shuhua milk. The hit rate was terrible. Then, Li~Gang's cell phone rang, and the giant screen switched to: India Mobile, just move as you want. Then the Scotch that a few people drink together must be replaced by Fu Yanjie. Everyone said while drinking: Although Fu Yanjie is good, don't be greedy! The little hamster that appeared at the end of the film should also be replaced by the civet cat, a cherished animal on the table in our country. It bowed its head charmingly: Can you see, do I have SARS? The film is over.
By the way, the name of the movie has to be changed too! What kind of killing is called! It's too uninteresting, so let's rename it to "Killing Albert"! But even with all that said, I can’t say whether the movie can be released or not, because there is a mysterious anti-pornography organization in India called "Guang/Cong/Swollen/Chrysanthemum". For your own sake, enjoy it in private. But what is certain is that if the film is released, it will definitely win the highest film award in India this year: the "Taurus Baicao Award". Believe it or not?
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in truth, the film's star fell not so practical, but because it is too powerful script and performances, it is very exciting. When watching a movie, the audience laughed N times, and the humor in the script can be seen. Whether it’s Doodle doodle doo or the little hamster that lived well in the end, whether it’s the annoying phone call or the pastries and Coca-Cola, there are laughs everywhere. The performance in the confined space is like a stage play. The acting skills of the four people are remarkable. When the acting skills are flying fast, it reminds me of [Child Abuse Suspect]. The climax of several laughs in the movie comes from Winslet. That shocking vomit is a laugh. A little climax; and Waltz’s cynical air is even better, and the aura is revealed between his gestures; Foster’s performance is hysterical, with naked veins and crying and noisy, it’s really unceremonious. The weaker one is Riley. But his little hamster's bridge section is really uncontrollable, and We Are All Short-tempered Bitches! Everyone is a grumpy little bitches! awesome! The four acting schools were recruited by Polanski, and the flashes of electricity and flint instantly collided with a strong dramatic conflict effect. Polanski's casting is so subtle. Although the movie may be too powerful to win awards at the festival, this movie will definitely allow the audience to fully enjoy the superb performances and ingenious lines of the hardcore actors, so it is highly recommended!
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