1. Don't put what you can eat today for tomorrow.
2. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
3. Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
4. It is not scary to have a big belly. What is scary is that there is no good thing in the belly.
5. "Odie is shivering outside the window. It's pathetic. I can't bear to see him like this.
No, can I just sit back and watch? I have to do something." Garfield closed the curtains.
6. People who fail are characterized by constant failure.
If you want to watch him fail, he won't let you down.
7. If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
8. Spherical is also a figure.
9. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe it, but it's free anyway,
and there's no proof it doesn't work.
10. I had a good night's sleep, 16 hours. I like to take a short nap.
11. Garfield was waiting at the dinner table for dinner, but Jon was busy going out.
Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important?
......??
Garfield: You know, calling a cat for breakfast in some states is a felony.
12. I am not fat. I'm only slightly shorter for my weight.
13. If you want to appear smart, you have to be in the company of stupid people.
14. I'm fat and I'm lazy - but I'm proud!
15. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
16. If the morning comes later, I will like the morning.
17. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
18. Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know.
19. Don't wait for tomorrow to make excuses if you can't make a job, but find a good one today.
20. There is one thing that is particularly attractive about laziness, that is, you don't need to learn it.
21. Oh? eat mice? If the world already has pasta, why eat mice?
22. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone.
23. Banknotes are not everything, sometimes credit cards are needed.
24. To save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
25. God decides who your relatives are, luckily he leaves you leeway in choosing friends.
26. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.
27. Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thinking.
28. Jon: Garfield! Didn't you say you only eat until three o'clock in the afternoon? It's five o'clock now!
Garfield: Yeah, I mean until three o'clock in the afternoon, but I didn't say which day.
29. Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you?
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as you can eat it.
30. Jon is taking a shower and Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Those who sing in the shower should be taken to the street and shot.
31. Garfield's diet tips:
1. Don't plan to eat enough for the second round, get enough food for the first time
2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kg 3. Never eat diet sugar
4. Don't make friends with your family to open a restaurant Or the girlfriend of a pastry shop
5. Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc.
6. Cold food should not be eaten (except ice cream) 7. Save a little for each meal, don’t eat it all——
For example, the cherry on the ice cream sundae) 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
32. What is worth doing is worth doing again and again.
33. Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise don't say anything.
34. From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.
35. My weight is my own business.
36. Love is like a photo, it takes a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
37. There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
38. Hard work does not lead to death! But I won't prove it by myself.
39. No matter how happy the bachelor is, sooner or later, he will get married. Happiness is not permanent.
40. Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.
41. (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as he can and measures with a ruler) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big.
42. Jon: Garfield, I don't want to call you fat, but the pleats on your chin are about to catch up with a dictionary.
43. Why do people like teddy bears, it's because of their personality, they won't eat your food, they won't
dance with the girl you date, and they won't steal your limelight.
44. Jon: Catch that mouse and kill it.
Garfield: I'm an educated cat to not do such savage things.
45. Why do people always expect us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children,
or the teacher of the mouse class...
46. Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say you are fat, but if you go on a diet, there will be enough food for two developing countries.
47. There is nothing more comfortable than reading a newspaper while drinking hot coffee.
It would be better if I could understand.
48. Jon: Garfield, you've been in the house too long. How can I get you interested in the outdoors?
Garfield: You can move him in the house, that's all.
49. You can scratch my hair, you can insult my mother, you can beat my dog, you can play with my rubber mouse,
but you are not allowed to eat my food or sleep in my bed!
50. Jon: Garfield, your trouble is that you think you are human.
Garfield: You're right! I have to figure out a way to overcome this inferiority complex.
51. Jon: Garfield, wait, most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead one.
52. Jon, take me to the vet! I have a problem with insomnia, I wake up every 12 or 13 hours.
53. I actually fell asleep while eating. That's right, I've reached the peak of being delicious and lazy.
How frustrating! After reaching the top, there is nothing to fight for.
54. There is a mouse on the mouse trap on the ground.
Garfield: Mouse, I'm so sorry you got caught.
Mouse: Oh, nothing, I have a wife and eight children.
Garfield: So what?
Rat: For the first time in years, I have had peace and quiet.
55. A group of mice: Hey! Garfield, we're bringing you your favorite apple pie!
Garfield: Great! Why are you so nice to me?
Little Mouse: Because we are happy to be with you, and if you go, the owner will find a real cat.
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