A woman's murder

Joanie 2022-03-21 09:02:36

Early this morning, I went to see the premiere of "Chibi" alone.
The big production of big directors seems to always be the bottleneck of Chinese films. Some small scenes are wonderful, but some flaws make it feel like it's almost "Promise" again. Borrowing the words from the film, it can be summed up as "The Bloody Case Caused by a Woman"
. The characters and flaws in the play are listed one by one, and I look forward to discussing them together after watching the film.
1. Second brother Guan: Second brother Guan is a bit funny. A good red rabbit doesn't ride a horse. Every time he goes into battle, he goes out with a big knife. And the big knife is always thrown out to kill people, and then grabs other weapons from others to beat people. . . Very dizzy. . . Brother Guan teaches culture, and he is not afraid of traveling all over the world. Master Guan didn't know when he became a teacher for the children. He also taught "Guan Guanjujiu, in Hezhizhou, a fair lady, a gentleman", and he also told the children that after the war, as long as Can study, have food to eat. . . So comforting for the bunch of us who made it to the Ph.D. . . Hehe
2. Zhang Sange: No more Dangyang Bridge, no more to scare off Cao Cao's millions of soldiers. In turn, he became a calligrapher (in history, Zhang Fei is indeed a good calligrapher, and he must admire Director Wu Da’s sophistication), but when he went into battle, he didn’t ride a horse or take a sword, and he started Europeans with empty hands. , is a bit too big, right?
3. Uncle Liu: Uncle Liu's biggest hobby is weaving straw shoes. . . Even when Comrade Zhou Yu came to visit, he could not relax his work. . . He also said he got used to it. . . The funniest thing is that Guan Lao Er and Zhang Lao San actually said something that made people angry: "Our straw sandals have been made up by our elder brother over the years," they said in a dizzy manner. . . You must know that Zhang Fei is very rich, should we buy a pair of cloth shoes to wear? . . Before Zhuge Liang went to Soochow, Uncle Liu's sentence "you eat more" made everyone laugh again. . And the way he stared at Sun Shangxiang, are all the monarchs of the Three Kingdoms so lustful? Hey-hey.
4. Zhuge Liang: After watching the Three Kingdoms for so many years, I realized that Kong Ming is a veterinarian, and he is a veterinarian who manages births. . . Ha ha. Kong Ming has two catchphrases: the first one is "Slightly understand..." It's a modest excuse, but it feels a bit raw. . . The second sentence is "I need to calm down". It's enough to tell myself this. I have to go to Zhou Yu's place to show, and I have to ask Zhou Yu, do you also need to calm down? Hey-hey. Reminds me of Brother Tang in "Journey to the West". . . In addition, the Confucian Confucianism in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" has disappeared, and the former "Burning Xinye" and "Burning Bowangpo" don't know where they have gone. This is the time to show Kong Ming's ability, otherwise, such a strategist will have to eat dry food. ? Later, he became Sun Shangxiang's confidant, but he always felt like he was soaking in the future sister-in-law. . .
5. Cao Cao: Basically normal. . Except too colored. . . (This bastard is really lustful in history... Back then, because of Zhang Xiu's aunt, Dian Wei and his eldest son, who were the best at fighting, were killed... I really don't remember) It was because of him that this drama became "" A bloody case caused by a woman"
6. Zhou Yu: It can only be said that Viagra is not superficial. . . . I ended the great struggle between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie on the bed with Comrade Tang Wei, and began to go deep into ancient times. On the couch, I began to study Comrade Xiao Qiao, who was ranked the top three beauties in the country at that time (Diao Chan must be the first... Xiao Qiao and Big Joe tied for second). The most incomprehensible part is that he blocked an arrow for Zhao Yun. At that time, he felt that he could use a weapon to clear it? Is it really for the sake of losing money? Moreover, as the commander of the three armies, it is debatable whether he should go into battle against a rookie of a much lower level. (You must know that Zhou Yu is an intellectual hero, his attack cannot be too high, and melee combat is not the strength of an intellectual hero)
7. Zhao Yun: Very fierce. . . It's a pity I didn't see the kill seven in and seven out. . . I remember that it was recorded in the book that he was in his arms when he rescued Ah Dou. Old Wu this makes me a little confused. . .
8. Gan Xing: Let's go back and practice Mandarin. (I suspect that Gan Xing was really a Japanese pirate back then.)
9 Sun Shangxiang: "The world rises and falls, and every woman has its own rules." This line is a bit blunt and a bit ahead of time from a historical point of view. . . Her acupuncture skills are amazing. . . Both humans and beasts. . . I admire you. .
It is estimated that the character events are almost the same. . . Another thing that surprised me about the film was that it seemed that the cost of paper was very high at the time. . . But it seems to have become widespread. . . But I don't know how the bamboo slips appeared. . . It feels a little confusing. . . I remember that bamboo slips and silk are often used to write letters in TV dramas. . . This is worth looking into. . .
To sum up, hehe
1. The whole movie spares no effort in creating heroes, but it feels a bit too much. . All the brothers are heroes. . But heroes still have to be graded. . . If everyone is a pony brother, it is estimated that "The True Color of Heroes" will definitely not look good.
2. The feeling of the big scene is not very obvious, I feel that it seems to be a little worse than "The Name". Looking forward to the second half. . .
3. The classic lines of Lao Wu are gone. . The study of the use of words. . . . Not to be commended. . Some points need improvement. .
4. However, as a blockbuster with such a high production cost, coupled with the domestic filmmakers' ability to grasp blockbusters ("Heroes", "The Promise" and "House of Flying Daggers" are proofs), this Lao Wu's film is not bad. With a little bit of domestic film background. . . Still have to stand. . . Hehe
5. It will be really sleepy after watching the premiere. . Hey-hey.

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  • Cao Cao: I never guessed I'd loose to a gust of wind.

    Zhou Yu: Because you don't understand the will of heaven.

    Cao Cao: I never dreamed I'd be defeated by a cup of tea.

  • Zhou Yu: [surveying the battle field] There is no victor here...