Confused

Margaretta 2022-11-24 15:09:38

Inexplicable 1. What kind of aesthetics and shocking acting skills moved the director of this film, and not for other reasons, to choose such an unpleasant and unintelligible male protagonist? ? ?

Inexplicable 2. Director, how did you convince yourself: Colin Farrell, with such a strong nose and deep eyes, once he wears a suit, he looks like an underworld boss. Will there be a son with such a big round nose?

Mystery 3: From the beginning to the fifteen minutes when Colin Farrell's father disappeared, all the plots were useless, especially the opening paragraph, which was full of unintelligible and meaningless nonsense.

The director used different angles and the atmosphere of the scene to try to create a sense of tension. I'm sorry, when I saw Long Aotian pretending to be a 5-year-old cloned sheep and defeated chess at the age of seven, I couldn't wait to rush. Go into the editing room and cut the bullshit in front of you with a knife.

Inexplicable 4. The acting is super wooden

Your dad was lost, and he was accused of being a criminal. Your bodyguard made a phone call in such a low voice in the morning that the male protagonist could wake up after hearing the sound of the phone from the second floor through two layers of glass, and then threw the super dumb "OMG" Shocked by dropping a milk bottle.

anyway

I feel that the last time I saw such a scripted performance, it was the one who walked away for ten years.

The cast of this film deeply felt the director's extensive network.

Hope he doesn't lead next time.

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Artemis Fowl quotes

  • Artemis Fowl Sr: May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. May the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may a friend be always near.

  • Mulch Diggums: A criminal? A criminal, that's what you think I am? I am so much more than a criminal. Well, um, technically, most of what I do is criminal activity, but I'm also an artist.

    Commander Root: You're picking my pocket.