Friendly reminder, a bad movie, don't waste your time

Michel 2022-11-22 01:23:09

Personal film watching essay, informal film review

Let me explain first, it's pure complaints, irrational speeches, and you have to look at serious film reviews and turn left when you go out!

I originally watched it with my children, but I was disgusted and I just wanted to scold people. I didn't say anything about the plot. What annoyed me the most was the flashing blue light at the end, wcnmd, my eyes were blinded, it was directly physical damage, and it almost gave me Physical discomfort and vomiting!

There are all kinds of loopholes, among which the points that have to be complained are, 1. The male protagonist finally locked the door, the male protagonist was covered in a circle, and then the child explained that the grandmother wanted to hold back the monster, let's go! And then they left in peace? Just gone? As expected of my son and grandson, a child like me who has no culture and no good moral education, instinctively told me that I can let the child go first, but protect my own mother! Even if I die, I have to smash the door open, so that the monster won't hurt my family, yes, even if I die, I have to go up, and it doesn't make any sense to give away the head, it's not that I have no arms or legs, just follow It's not that I can't keep up, maybe I can take care of the children, but I won't, forcibly send it away, disgusting! 2. The decision of my parents to go find a snowmobile and leave is far-fetched in my opinion, and the words "I love you" that my parents died before they were eaten, not only did I not feel moved, but I also wanted to greet her whole family. You are so happy to die, let the child drive by himself! Thank you, you can figure it out, if you are tired, destroy it! hurry up! 3. Children are not like children. The logic of doing things is for adults and children for a while. When the monster summons the underground flame well, the male protagonist's son says kill me, don't kill my friends, and he looks like he is going to die heroically, but After a while, my friend pushed him down, and he started begging for mercy again because he was afraid of death... I don't know how to describe it, all kinds of neurotic motives, neurotic hype! It can only be said that the screenwriter and director are seriously ill! Just trying to kill everyone, and pretending to pass on the Christmas spirit! Pass on Nima! There is something wrong with all the characters! fuck off

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Extended Reading

Krampus quotes

  • Omi: Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit. His name is Krampus. He and his helpers did not come to give, but to take. He is the shadow of Saint Nicholas.

  • Jordan: We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!

    Max: I don't know what you're talking about!

    Stevie: [pulls up Max's letter to Santa] Are you sure about that?

    Beth Engel: [Max tries to get his letter back; Beth stops him] Stop!

    Stevie: [reading] "Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi Pad. That is so s...

    Beth Engel: [stops him from getting his letter back] Stop, Max!

    Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxi's wish list!

    Beth Engel: Stevie, stop! That's enough!

    Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth!

    [reading]

    Stevie: "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to."

    [Beth turns her head to Max]

    Stevie: "Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends."

    [she pretends to feel sorry for him and Jordan mockingly smiles]

    Stevie: Oh, no, really Max?

    [Jordan laughs and she continues reading]

    Stevie: "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again."

    [Tom and Howard look at each other]

    Stevie: "I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other."

    [Linda enters]

    Stevie: "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda."

    [Stevie and Linda look at each other]

    Stevie: "So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year."

    [turns letter around as Howard and Linda look at each other]

    Stevie: "And... and that..."

    [angrily]

    Stevie: Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!

    Sarah Engel: [smilingly enters with carambola] Who wants carambola?

    [Beth turns her head to Sarah and Sarah stops smiling on realizing the situation]

    Max: [angrily gets off his chair to get his letter back] Give me the letter!

    Tom: Hey! Max?

    [Max fights with Stevie and Jordan with the adults talking in the background]

    Howard: [pulls Stevie and Jordan back] All right, that's enough!

    Tom: You okay? Honey!

    Max: I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!

    [angrily and tearfully runs up to his room]

    Sarah Engel: Max? Max!

    Aunt Dorothy: Oh, lay off of him!

    [Max slams his bedroom door]

    Aunt Dorothy: Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!