Friendly reminder, a bad movie, don't waste your time

Michel 2022-11-22 01:23:09

Personal film watching essay, informal film review

Let me explain first, it's pure complaints, irrational speeches, and you have to look at serious film reviews and turn left when you go out!

I originally watched it with my children, but I was disgusted and I just wanted to scold people. I didn't say anything about the plot. What annoyed me the most was the flashing blue light at the end, wcnmd, my eyes were blinded, it was directly physical damage, and it almost gave me Physical discomfort and vomiting!

There are all kinds of loopholes, among which the points that have to be complained are, 1. The male protagonist finally locked the door, the male protagonist was covered in a circle, and then the child explained that the grandmother wanted to hold back the monster, let's go! And then they left in peace? Just gone? As expected of my son and grandson, a child like me who has no culture and no good moral education, instinctively told me that I can let the child go first, but protect my own mother! Even if I die, I have to smash the door open, so that the monster won't hurt my family, yes, even if I die, I have to go up, and it doesn't make any sense to give away the head, it's not that I have no arms or legs, just follow It's not that I can't keep up, maybe I can take care of the children, but I won't, forcibly send it away, disgusting! 2. The decision of my parents to go find a snowmobile and leave is far-fetched in my opinion, and the words "I love you" that my parents died before they were eaten, not only did I not feel moved, but I also wanted to greet her whole family. You are so happy to die, let the child drive by himself! Thank you, you can figure it out, if you are tired, destroy it! hurry up! 3. Children are not like children. The logic of doing things is for adults and children for a while. When the monster summons the underground flame well, the male protagonist's son says kill me, don't kill my friends, and he looks like he is going to die heroically, but After a while, my friend pushed him down, and he started begging for mercy again because he was afraid of death... I don't know how to describe it, all kinds of neurotic motives, neurotic hype! It can only be said that the screenwriter and director are seriously ill! Just trying to kill everyone, and pretending to pass on the Christmas spirit! Pass on Nima! There is something wrong with all the characters! fuck off

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Krampus quotes

  • Omi: It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this. It was almost Christmas, but this Christmas was darker, less cheerful. But I still believed in Santa, in magic and miracles, and the hope that we could find joy again. But our village had given up on miracles, and on each other. They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas, the sacrifice of giving, and my family was no different. I tried to help them to believe again, but we were no longer the loving family I remembered. They too had given up. And eventually, so did I. And for the first time, I didn't wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away. A wish I would come to regret. And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard... I got my wish. I knew Saint Nicholas was not coming this year. Instead, it was a much darker, more ancient spirit. The shadow of Saint Nicholas. It was... Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish, not to give, but to take. He, and his helpers. I could only listen as they dragged my family into the underworld, knowing that I would be next. But Krampus did not take me that night. He left me, as a reminder of what happens when hope is lost, when belief is forgotten, and the Christmas spirit... dies.

  • Tom: And, was drop-kicking him into the manger really the best way to handle this?

    Max: Okay, that was not my fault. I was under the influence. All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.