Oh? Do you think I am discrimination?
But every summer, there will always be a lot of B-level cult movies about sharks, crocodiles, underwater monsters, lake bottom monsters, etc.
Thanks to JAWS, so when I saw the poster of this movie. I don't want to look at it at all. Don't say I am unemployed now, I don't have a penny on my body, and I won't be able to pay the rent next month. Even if I wasn't unemployed and had 5 million in my arms, I wouldn't buy a ticket for this movie, just at this poster.
But some people want to watch it, and I would like to watch a free movie. In fact, I mainly want to eat free popcorn.
Just like a celebrity I don’t know and I won’t know in the future said: "Don't judge a book by its cover." For movies, don’t just look at the poster and make a decision. (Off-line title: I really got a lot of money from the good-looking and attractive bad movies of the posters these years, I
am not happy) The movie is unexpectedly very good, and it is different from other shark movies. As director Jaume Collet-Serra said, This movie has nothing to do with sharks, it has nothing to do with survival.
Although for me, the long legs of my goddess are enough, I am drooling and staring at the screen with a foolish smile.
There are three key points in this movie: the figure of the goddess, the beautiful scenery, and steve the seagull, who is in love with the goddess (I can't do it with the goddess, you are a bird anyway).
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My Goddess Chuaizhe one meter Eight’s long legs and a handsome Mexican middle-aged guy spoke in English and Spanish, during which they confessed that the goddess was here with a friend, but the friend said that she would have to be late to arrive. After all, she drank too much hangover last night.
As a result, the goddess complained that very responsible people would always be pitted by unreliable people (rule 1: don’t go out with unreliable friends, if the goddess’s friends are reliable, it’s okay)
on the beach I also met two little brothers playing with go pro and I was very happy. The ps section is simply a surf textbook-at this time the goddess was tired from playing and went ashore to gnaw an apple? It happened that my sister threw a video over (sony’s plant Entering is not facetime)
and anyway, the story explains why the goddess insists on coming and the background of the
goddess-the mother of the goddess came to a mysterious beach in Mexico more than 20 years ago (1991) when she was pregnant with her hostess. After her mother died, the goddess felt that her medical studies were useless, so she dropped out of school to follow her mother's footsteps. She was afraid of her own safety and brought a friend with him, but it was useless and she put the heroine’s pigeons---my
sister said Dad will come after it is finished. Dad is very nagging to ask the goddess to complete her studies
. ? ? So the goddess went back to the surf. At
this time, the two brothers decided to go home, so they called the hostess to go home together. But the goddess thought I was a goddess, I can’t be with you dicks, so she said that she wanted to wait for the last wave, she would definitely be able to fight later anyway Uber (Code 2: Don’t stay alone in the wild, if someone tells you to go home! Come home! There is no such thing as a fucking uber in the wild!)
So the goddess is full of discovery, eh? There are many birds in the distance! I want to check it out! (Code 3: Don’t join in the fun
when you’re out) Then I saw a huge whale carcass--Then the hostess wanted to leave but it was too late and
suddenly he was bitten by a large piece of meat--
Then the hostess I flee to the whale, but-the shark has the strength to drag the whale. The hostess thought that this would not work, so she fled to a small mini reef island. She met a man who knew not to live in the city but was not afraid of humans at all. Other hypocritical birds are different. If you drive me away, I will move my seat a little bit, but I just won’t leave steve the seagull.
So they fell in love, and the shark was moved and put them ashore. The heroine stayed in Mexico happily ever after because steve the seagull could not pass the animal inspection.
How can this be. Haha, let me fool you.
Of course, in the morning, the hostess found a drunk uncle and shouted hard, but the drunk uncle found the hostess’s bag according to the telephono that the hostess yelled. After robbing the hostess’s phone and money, he wanted to run
. I arrived at the surfboard of the heroine floating in the shallows (seems to be very valuable?), so I was going to get it, and the heroine did not hear the shark shouting, so I
was bitten by a shark. In two halves. Ha ha. Stupid humans. (Code 4: Listening must be good) When the
tide was about to rise, the boy who played well yesterday is back!
You think the heroine was saved just like this, right?
Mentally retarded-although the heroine shouted shark! But the little guys are locals who are familiar with the beach so they don't believe it. (Code 5: Be mindful when you go out. Others say that there is danger, rather than believing it is not
. ) So they died. (I said at this time that I should swim to the lighthouse as soon as the shark killed my little brother, but my friend was frightened. It is estimated that this guy will not let me go out with him to play QAQ next time)
Finally the hostess calculates the shark swimming The speed (I said... sprinting and jogging are not the same... Why is the shark swimming at the same speed? It must be the implantation of casio, hehe, it is such a wit for me) and got their gopro. And I recorded a long paragraph saying that the reef is about to rise tide so I can’t stay. Going farther like a floating lighthouse on the sea (sorry I don’t know what that is) and then throw the gopro back to the sea and let it float back to the shore. side.
Swim to the lighthouse using the reason that sharks hate jellyfish stings (the jellyfish is a coincidence, haha).
I opened the iron box with the shark’s teeth I collected before and got the flare gun, but I hit two of them and went out of the boat without any birds---
So the heroine started to use
flare guns to beat the sharks-I don't know where the oil came from-floating in the sea, so the flare guns that hit the shua are all fire??? But the sharks don’t die
so the heroine uses a lot of thorns to use it. The site where the lighthouse was fixed killed the shark (almost the chain of the lighthouse would be recovered into the chassis, so the hostess broke the last chain and grabbed the chain and was pulled to the bottom of the sea by the chain, so the shark opened its big mouth and remained silly behind. When the chasing result is about to reach the site with many thorns, the heroine walks away, so the shark is pierced by many thorns)
(Will there be so many thorns in the real site...?)
At the same time, the boy of the Mexican middle-aged handsome boy picked it up. When I got to gopro, I called my father, the
handsome middle-aged guy, and put the goddess on the stage.
Then a year later, the goddess returned home and was already a doctor and taught his sister how to surf.
over.
The main points are the long legs of the goddess, the scenery and the bird. . .
When the
director of the pure shuang film PS was interviewed, he was asked why there were so many scars. The director said, oh ha ha, it was a sex scar, it was a male shark. I am a female shark, you know.
reporter:. . . (No, I don’t understand.)
Let’s score 8. The scenery is so beautiful that I really want to go to Australia
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Someone asked
me just now, so I’m going to clarify
that it’s Mexico in the movie, but it’s actually filmed in Australia.
Mexico is not safe, so basically the crew will not actually go to Mexico to film
and the most beautiful beaches in Mexico are not as good-looking. , I've been there, it really doesn't look good. . .
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