Pornography but no love, scheming but no novelty

Yasmin 2021-11-23 08:01:09

This article was first published jointly by Shen Jiao and Jiemian News.

The text is as follows (please read carefully if there are spoilers).

Under the double blow of psychological fatigue caused by severe spoilers and physical fatigue caused by three hours of sleep, he entered the Lumiere Hall. The similar large-scale sex scenes in "My Life" and the 360-degree scum-men setting in the context of East Asian patriarchal society are awakened. "Miss" is composed of three parts like the TV drama version of Huoguo. The fidelity of the first two parts to the original can be seen, but the third part immediately falls into the rhythm of the simple drama, using the same method of the world to imply another utopia. The highlights of the original work have been adapted to become cumbersome. When the benchmark of the TV version is erected in my mind, there is no life experience exchange, no adoptive mother conspiracy, the plot involuntarily entangles itself, and then hangs on the branch. Such a comment on "Twitter" is quite satisfactory: a luxurious and light-paced movie with a series of indescribable twists and a willful ending.

The first two parts of the film are not much different from the BBC TV version. They start from the perspective of the maid and the young lady and describe the process from birth, getting along with to escape. The adaptation of the real fight began with the young lady's suicide attempt, echoing the cherry blossom tree on the poster. Realizing that she fell in love with the maid but was encouraged by the latter to agree to the marriage contract, the young lady was exhausted and prepared for a hopeless life; worried that the young lady's maid decided to face her true self and rushed out to save her. Then the two confessed to each other and decided to join forces to conspiracy to kill the self-esteem liar. The two first vented their uncle's pornographic library to a mess, and then step by step, even the time is accurate. The maid was imprisoned in a lunatic asylum according to the original setting. In a big fire, she took off her shoes with all his might, causing the illusion of burning to death. The young lady used her own way to treat her body, dripping the opium concentrate into the wine, pouring revenge and decisiveness in the gap of lust. The false earl, who had fallen asleep, was sent back to the mansion and was defeated. And in the third part, the heroines don't know what blood was beaten, and they acted boldly and accurately to match those of the Asperger's syndrome heroines. The potential of the two agents in the private entanglement is full. (This kind of superhuman courage should not be overkill. After arriving in Shanghai, you should consider joining Jun Ji Hyun's assassination team...)

As for the large-scale sex scene that was supposed to be a turning point, the author can only compare the price and analyze it from the perspective of academic and plot (poof). The first part tells the story from the perspective of a maid. For tens of seconds, it is looming as a candle swaying in the wind, and the frozen eyes are full of taboos and bewildered. I see my sins from my physical impulse, and I am worried. It is an unforgivable real loss. From the perspective of the young lady, the second part turned into a desire to release for a few minutes. It would be a breakthrough if it could be released in South Korea every second.

The suppressed desire of the young lady was extremely terrifying. The vocabulary learns the human organs, and the Chinese cultural treasure "Jin Ping Mei" is read aloud. It tells the story of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian with eloquence and pause. However, before meeting the maid, the lady was a noble indifference. The sex scenes have been circling in my mind for more than ten years, and it is not an exaggeration to reduce it to a few minutes of sex scenes. The most important purpose of this paragraph is to reverse the plot, to recognize oneself in the realization of physical desires and the joy of physical interaction, and sincere feelings become the source of the false earl’s nightmare.

A strong man who thinks he has a seamless strategy is beaten up by two women who are eager to be born again in despair, and ends up tragically complaining to the middle-aged and elderly incompetence. In the English version, when the truth came to light, the swift fighting and death was replaced by the life after the finger was cut. The moan of the bride masturbating in the night of the bridal chamber became the lingering wailing in his mind. At the same time, the sun is rising, and the passenger ship is heading to the dilapidated Shanghai. Director Park began to approach science, such as whether the metal bell has the potential to become a sex tool with the characteristics of the times. On a night with a full moon full of female hormones, the bright moonlight freezes on the window, and the silver bell-like laughter and hazy physiological experiments correspond to the heart-piercing lungs of two down-and-out males. The audience must not sigh, the implicit and humble Asians played with their scheming, and the corrupt people had no choice but to bow down. The pride of the rotted straight man died from the exposure of the conspiracy, but the pride of this East Asian man is still struggling. A cat that has died eight times, all that is left is a cursed lingering breath.

The fingers in "Miss" no longer have the obscure meaning of the original Chinese translation of "Fingersmith". In the past, this accurate translation always led people to unusually "pure" thinking. A physical hand, a hand that is good at stealing, a hand that flips through a pornographic novel, a hand that holds a lollipop, a hand that paints a still life; on the other hand is the unspeakable illusion, just like Almodovar's "Speaking to Her" An artistic picture gradually attaches to a virtual beauty when it does not completely belong to a person. The heat wave rushing toward you when you chop your fingers tells you that this is indeed a park-style drama. However, compared to the loss of a finger, the lack of history and social thickness is more intolerable. The thin and lack of innovative adaptations, the blunt and contradictory emotional transition, disappointment crushes expectations to pieces.

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