Have a good dream with foreign fools

Syble 2022-03-22 09:01:55

Have nothing to do this weekend, go to see the king of kung fu.

The plot of the film is really old-fashioned. The silly boy Jason likes kongfu. He accidentally discovered the golden hoop. When he fell and fainted, he came to China a long, long time ago.

In the end, he was in danger and suffering. He studied hard with a teacher, met a kind and beautiful sister and a vicious beautiful sister. In order to save wukong and save the world, he went all the way to the treasure hall, PKed the god of war in Yujiang, and in the end, the good man was victorious, and the jade emperor was wise. Everyone was very happy.

During the period, Big Brother Jackie Chan and Big Brother Jet Li also joined forces and fought against each other. Liu Yifei was also pure and Xiaoyanzi was playing the piano. Li Bingbing was also ecstatic and had a cold face and white hair fluttering. It has become magical and romantic, and it has become bamboo forest, peach blossom, Liusha River, and Shaolin Temple. All that should be paid tribute should be paid tribute, everything should be there, and finally I have a dream; this dream is interesting enough, fancy enough, fancy enough and big name. If the dream also has dmdb (the Dream Database), this dream can enter the Top 100.

Since it's a dream, don't talk about logic, plot, ideas, let alone garbage or not. Anyway, Chinese audiences are so harmonious and friendly. It's no problem to accompany foreign fools to a dream, easy.

I just hope that foreign fools also know that this is a dream, don't think that this is Chinese Kung Fu, this is Chinese history, hehe.

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  • Kianna 2022-03-22 09:01:55

    The first collaboration between Jet Li and Jackie Chan was given to Samsung, but I was a little disappointed.

  • Elmer 2021-12-15 08:01:09

    The martial arts design is very beautiful and the story content is average.

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.