A woman who doesn't understand coquettishness

Clovis 2022-03-22 09:01:55

Well, I'm lazy, I don't like to write movie reviews, I almost never write. But today I was bored and no one chatted with me, so I wrote this for everyone to watch and play. I'm not going to talk about it at length, just stop there.
Just watched the King of Kung Fu, three words, a commercial film. To be honest, China has become more and more comfortable in making blockbusters that attempt to hit Hollywood now, because they know how to seize market demand, and they have turned over a few highlights. If you know them well, Chinese films are attracted by their peculiar worldview and themes. Humans either fought and killed in ancient times or in old Shanghai. There is no future, because the technology is not enough; there is no modern, because it is not developed enough, and it is not interesting. In ancient times, they engaged in the series of revenge and hatred, and in old Shanghai they engaged in the series of flowery men and women. The highlights are all piled up, and the visual effects are displayed, let's see if you all think that the film is not enough to attract attention. But so what? It's like a woman who has a unique charm but doesn't know how to show off. She wears beautiful clothes, but she is a wooden man. Not God. I don't understand why China is becoming less and less aware of the artistic conception. Isn't it quite good to play with this ink painting in ancient times? This kind of film does not have a profound artistic conception. Why this year's best picture Oscar winner is the seemingly casual "No Country for Old Man", because it's a film worth watching a second time and pondering its lines. This kind of film is even if you are down and out, you download BT and then think about buying a pirated collectible film with a better version for 8 yuan. Foreigners who make movies are now looking for plots and selling ideas, while Chinese people are still thinking about using material to sell their lives. Unfortunately, it is still not very easy to live. Why? Computer technology is not as good as people's, and foreign capital has to be introduced.
I often feel that I can collect some classic sentences after watching foreign movies, such as the majestic Lord of the Rings, the inspirational Rock Star, the dark humorous Little Miss Sunshine, and even the TV series LOST. Almost every episode must have classic dialogues. That one is called Quotes. As for Chinese movies, I was not impressed. After watching this person's emotional intelligence, I couldn't grow. I just thought, oh my god, my eyes have been opened. This is a commercial movie. It's not as good as Party A and Party B in the early years. Although it doesn't matter about the commercial selling point, the clothing, music, etc. are average or even dirty, but I am willing to watch this kind of film a second time, and the second time I watch it, I still find it funny and happy. I think this is the highest purpose of the film - to entertain people.
Hello, the film needs to drive everyone's emotions and hold people's hearts. Either cry or laugh or be nervous and scared. I don't think this King of Kung Fu has affected my emotions at all. When Liu Yifei died, it seemed that it had nothing to do with me, which means that the characters did not Acting is still the same sentence: not expressive enough. It's not as good as the Yangtze River No. 7 some time ago. I cried a lot, and now I start to care about the hard lives of migrant workers. That's where it's right. Empower a person to change.
Don't criticize the so-called bugs of how all the ancient Chinese people can speak English, because those are just minor problems.
I didn't kill him with a single stick. Jackie Chan in the film still maintained his usual style. It seems downside-down and inattentive, but the critical moments are very reliable, and there is humor in the fight. This is probably the only benefit.
Also, please, we are all tired of Sun Wukong, please change the subject.

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  • Archibald 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    Liu Yifei is optional, although she is more seductive

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.