Jeremy Clarkson is a former racing driver, later variety show tycoon, critic, 1.96 meters tall and worth $60 million. Such a person should be someone who owns a penthouse in an international metropolis, and drinks red wine in a bathrobe at night.
But he became a peasant, a grumpy old peasant who could do nothing. But money is good, and you can drive a Lamborghini tractor across a thousand acres of wheat fields.
Jeremy hired a couple of helpers, one was Kaleb, a chubby 21-year-old tractor master who never read and only liked to do hairstyles, and the other was Gerald, a security manager and wall master in his 70s, with a strange haircut, inarticulate, and often giggling. , One is Cheerful Charlie, a Mediterranean agricultural consultant who is very sad in appearance and personality, and often hits Jeremy gently. Jeremy's interactions with everyone can collide with hilarious fruits. Here are a few that I remember:
Kaleb and Jeremy are the quintessential "headless and unhappy" duo in comedy. Kaleb asked Jeremy what he did with so many books, Jeremy said read, Kaleb said you can't finish so many books, Jeremy said why is it impossible, I've read a thousand books, don't you read? Kaleb said not to read, Jeremy asked again, did you have one? Kaleb said no. In a later episode they discuss that each farm must prepare a "farm accident handbook", which records the large and small accidents on the farm, even if the finger is cut. Jeremy said you don't read books, and Kaleb said seriously, but I will read this book, because the main character is me.
Jeremy and Kaleb tossed for a long time and finally got the water pump ready and could pump the water in the pond. Jeremy shouted excitedly "I'm Moses!" Kaleb asked, Who's Moses? Jeremy is shocked, you haven't even read the bible?
Jeremy and Kaleb need to drive piles to make a fence for the sheep. Jeremy said that Kaleb will bring his pile-driving machine called Man Killer. I was also thinking of some dark machine that hangs the sky. It turned out to be a very heavy iron cover. Holding the sleeve to drive the pile, it took a lot of effort for the piling people. Watching them go up and down the pile with difficulty, they laughed to death.
After the outbreak of the new crown epidemic, Jeremy narrated that he held a meeting with the farm management to maintain a safe distance for safety reasons.
Jeremy was smart enough to drive the tractor and didn't turn over the ground according to the predetermined route, which made it difficult to plant the seeds behind. Kaleb was furious. "What did you do?! This way all the people driving on the road will think that such an idiot thing is done by me." , Although the little brother is no different from the mentally retarded in other things, he is absolutely proud of his professional skills. In a later episode Jeremy smugly pointed out to Kaleb that although I screwed up here, I also didn't trim the bushes by the road so people outside couldn't see it, "Look, I'll say there's a way to fix it. ".
Kaleb and Jeremy wanted to make a high-altitude home for the little owl that fell into the farm. The two of them spent a lot of effort to find a log inserted into the sky and transport it to the designated location. One digs a hole and the other uses a tractor to plant a tree. It was easy to slump and insert it, and found that the owl's house was not placed on the top of the tree beforehand. The lens is zoomed out, and the inserted tree is still crooked. The middle tree fell and smashed the fence, which made me laugh.
Jeremy bought a flock of sheep for mowing the lawn, and then found a sheep-raising consultant, the famous Chairman of the National Sheep Association (although he seems to be a farmer), Chairman of the National Sheep Association, referred to as Chairman of the NSA, NSA is also Abbreviation for the National Security Agency. When the chairman introduced himself at the beginning, Jeremy asked if you were serious?
Jeremy and Kaleb spent a lot of time diverting water to irrigate, but the pipe was finally fixed, and the water coming out of the sprinkler was thin and weak, and it looked pitiful in the huge field. The two were silent, and Jeremy finally broke the silence and said: I pee is stronger than this, right?
Jeremy's big Lamborghini tractor is also very funny. When I first went to buy a tractor, the seller enthusiastically introduced Jeremy to several agricultural tractors. As a result, the camera turned and Jeremy returned in a huge Lamborghini tractor with a magnificent symphonic soundtrack. Jeremy proudly said: "i know that little Massey is sweet but come on!" (I know that little Massey tractor is practical, but please this is a Lamborghini)
As a result, the tractor got stuck because it was too big to get into the garage. Then, after the seed delivery truck arrived, Jeremy had to struggle to get the tractor out of the garage to make room for the truck to unload. Reversing the car was so difficult, the truck driver took off his shoes and put them on the steering wheel, lay down the seat and waited for him. After finally unloading a bag of seeds, Jeremy happily said to the truck driver, "Okay, thank you for your patience." The truck driver, inexplicably, pulled open the container at the back, which was full of seeds, "These are It's all yours."
Jeremy can't do anything well, and many times he has to ask Kaleb to help him. Kaleb said: When the show is finished, it should be called "man watches his farmer" (a man watches his farmer).
Although there were many difficulties, when everything finally started to work, the huge harvester rumbled through the fields, accompanied by the symphony soundtrack of the program group, I was still very excited and happy.
That's all I've written, I'll make more when I think of it.
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