What exactly is this movie about?

Destini 2022-03-22 09:01:39

Looking at the poster, I always thought it was an action movie about fighting monsters.
By the time I saw it for 5 minutes, I completely hated this damn voiceover. wipe! Isn't this Sparta, there must be a voiceover. Then it must be fate.
Later, I thought that the male protagonist would be very good, but it turned out to be very bad...Everything is touchy. The ultimate equipment is actually a white spear. How much luck can this equipment add... What a white piece of equipment.
Saw a mammoth... hello... isn't this Monster Hunter? Finally got some blood.
Suddenly, an army similar to the "Netherworld" appeared, burning, killing and looting. The protagonist is still weak. With tears in her eyes, she watched her girl being robbed.
The villain is a very gentle uncle... At this time, I felt that this girl is not bad with this uncle, and the plot will continue like this, lol
. The addition of a Zhengda makes the plot lively. Otherwise, it's simply Sparta...
Bobo bird is on the scene, hunter! ! Not soldiers! ! hunt it down! ! Uh! ! The protagonist lost a stone! ! He lost it, lost it hard. This move is so lovely. Bobo bird does a good job, and the mouth feels powerful.
After an encounter, several people were taken away, and the rescued ones were taken away again. When teammates are injured, the hero is a life of hard labor. Then go deer hunting in the middle of the night!
Deer is here! It's finally becoming more and more "Monster Hunter". How unrestrained he runs, so loving... er, fell into a trap... a guy who can't even beat a deer, really bad... What's your luck?
The following is a vulture, ignoring, no love for this animal. Next is the snow lion. No, no, it's a saber-toothed tiger that looks like a snow lion!
The male protagonist has a crush and successfully tamed the saber-toothed tiger... Mother, why don't you fight!
Then came the alliance routine. His father was a great character and paved a good path for him. The joining of various races, the powerful tauren, the intelligent dwarf, the brain-dead troll... The troll's mask is really...
Suddenly there was a flash: a god-like creature appeared, this is simply ET!!!! Transparent eyes. The bull is dead. Turns out it was a sci-fi movie. When ET gets angry and wants to take out a machine gun and shoot, da da da!
Then there are all kinds of fights...not great. The protagonist resorted to the sure-kill "Mammoth's Counterattack". The mammoth stomps all the way...
and then talks to ET. Fuck it, Sparta...appeared. Throw the spear out! ! ! Don't hit, don't hit! ! The result is ~~~~ That, the leader of Sparta, rest in peace, your muscles and fighting knowledge are not as good as his luck. Let's add points to luck next time.
ET just fell down like this, took off the mask and took a look... it really is an old grandfather... there is no suspense. I knew you wouldn't dare to use ET! !
In the fight scene, the gentle uncle of the villain kidnapped the heroine and wanted to run away, come on! ! I support you, happiness belongs to you. Let the useless man die! ! In the end, the result of a good man is to be killed by a woman... Rest in peace uncle. The heroine left her back to the uncle! ! The uncle got up and picked up the bow and arrow! ! ! I wipe! ! ! ! The ultimate skill "Good Guy's Counterattack". So the heroine fell. In the end, the uncle was beaten by the male protagonist. Left a black-bellied last word: "Don't even think about it!" Really awesome. Your mission is complete, rest in peace. The next scene you won't see. That is, the witch uses the "breath of life" skill, and the heroine is resurrected... and then the heroine has to be fucked by the hero every day. It is not a pity for you to die under Jiuquan. In fact, you and the male protagonist duel, I think you will win.
The ending is too awesome. The hero and heroine took the seeds and went back to their hometown to farm.
After that, we can imagine that the matriarchal clan era has come, and the hero will be killed.
Alas...what the hell is this movie
Monster Hunter Spartan 300 Braveheart...
no! This is 10,000 years ago.

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  • D'Leh: He is not a god!

  • D'Leh: What are they saying?

    Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.