American politics---Golden's brilliant defeat

Marty 2021-11-22 18:54:22

Are you disappointed in the celestial dynasty? Do you love democracy and freedom? Are you eagerly looking forward to the rescue by American soldiers? Are you an elite? Lead the way? Are you eagerly looking forward to everyone's right to vote? If the answer is "Yes!" Then, welcome to watch this film, it will shatter your beautiful capitalist dreams~~~ Although the result is dreamy, it is just a comedy-like beautiful yearning

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( I hurriedly passed by in the cinema, many Blurred, please correct me)

The beginning of the movie is a joyous tone~~~ One of our candidates, Brady, appeared gorgeously in various speeches~~~ Of course, it’s just to talk to people, damn it. Talking nonsense. Even if I don’t know what “freedom and America” is, it’s very simple to win the hearts of the people-----said “you are the backbone of America” to the education system; said “you are our backbone” to immigrants; Workers say "You are our backbone" (this sentence will cause thunderous applause when pasted and copied on any occasion)
so easy to deceive Americans?
You are too overestimating the IQ of the American bankers, and even worse than this is yet to come~~~~~~
Brady is a typical American politician, wealthy, has a seemingly good family, a good running partner, and an OK appearance. . The only downside is that IQ seems to be so low. The speech seems to be a little bit indecent.
This kind of unreliability caused him not to be valued by the MOTCH brothers, the managers of the big ~~~~ enterprise MOTCH. At this time the old enemy appeared (~ our Chinese little white rabbits made a friendly cameo here and became the old enemy in the hearts of American banks~) The two brothers came to China~~~ saw child labor, women, mass production~~~every The 54 cents hour salary made the brothers overjoyed. China is the god of money! So they decided to choose someone to win the election!
Huggins was chosen. This is because of his excellent pedigree (second generation official). This is also a characteristic of American politics ~ the second generation of officials is a good mess.
Before he was selected, he was a pretty girly tour guide. He didn’t do well, his wife was gentle, two little bullfights (one of which was Chinese) and his two sons had a lot of physical problems during adolescence~~~ but he resolutely Embarked on this campaign road. The sky will come down to the people of Sri Lanka! ! ! By the way, a campaign manager, Tim. Tim, came to the wild boar transformation. Hairstyles, home furnishings, dogs, plastic surgery, and wife hairstyles can’t be left alone, all of which have become standard glamorous politicians mass production. In the first debate between Huggins and Brady, the silly Huggins was superior. It made Brady hate and scared, he almost wanted to punch Huggins, but by mistake, he beat an innocent child for the first time and an innocent puppy for the second time. It caused a sensation in the United States, and was called "beating children at the door" and "beating dogs at the door". (There are benefits here~~~~~~~~You can see the beauty dew point~~~~~~~) The
originally kind Huggins also slowly changed. He somewhat gave up the family, and after his opponent found himself to reconcile, he The police caught Brady who was driving while drunk. Knowing that his opponent's son was lonely and lonely, he approached Brady's son and tempted him to call his father as his campaign advertisement.
These things angered Brady, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp! If you ask my son to call you father, I will XX your wife! So he XX Huggins's wife and also made a sexy video as a campaign advertisement. . . Isn't it ridiculous? The problem is that the voter turnout of the two people has not fallen sharply! At the last moment, Huggins rejected the idea of ​​the Motch brothers to move the Chinese White Rabbit factory and people to the United States, but Brady accepted it. And the bottom of the ballot box was printed with the MOTCH company logo-it is conceivable that, since even the ballot box is owned by others, Brady will definitely win!
The video ends. The capitalists win, and the good lose to money.
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Is it over? As an American comedy, can it end like this? ! ! ! !
In the end, Huggins told Brady about his admiration for him when he was a child, hoping that he would recognize his mistakes and re-behave, and then Brady suddenly realized that he gave the victory generously to Huggins. The Motch brothers were punished......... ..... I don't want to say more, it's too nonsense. Old-fashioned American routines. . .

However, this is the United States, and there may be some exaggerations, but are the elections in the United States really transparent, open and fair? As a capitalist country, the government is controlled by the big heads, and elections must also require housework and a little money. Those dark things are public. The celestial dynasty is also gloomy, but it is just 50 steps and a hundred steps. This is the rule of the world.

The U.S. election is about to start again, and I predict that Obama will not be re-elected~~~

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