This is a film made for foreigners, and most Chinese people can't understand it

Lewis 2022-03-22 09:01:55

Completely disappointed, "I have never been afraid to evaluate a movie with the worst malice." It can be
seen that this score is such a bad movie

Jackie Chan PK Jet Li. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the highest luxury in a kung fu movie. It is
indeed a waste of extravagance. With a handful of 2 martial arts superstars
Jiang Shan is also old, Brother Cheng should really retire and take a break to engage in public welfare and charity
Uncle Li, can you change your expression. You are working hard enough with that golden hoop, and the director is not sympathetic. The
Liu MM is really good-looking, and continues the consistent role of the vase. In the film, I did not forget to cool the audience, didn't I practice for a long time? I was beaten back as soon as I shot, and I just accompany my life, and I have to give a speech before the opening.
Li MM pulled his braids and climbed into the scene. I finally realized that this is not a martial arts movie, but a comedy movie
. The villain molested 2 girls who are more beautiful than them on the road. Lu Yan also has a body and temperament. The two girls in the film are too shocking.
Yudi Laoer is also boring and funny. Dareqing is Taishang Laojun who changed his clothes and came out as a substitute. Both appearances have a very good comedy effect

. The previous comments are all classics, so I won't
make
trouble

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Extended Reading
  • Marcelle 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    Jackie Chan/Jet Li Project

  • Summer 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    I fell asleep watching it in the theater, and MM said that you fell asleep last time I watched a movie.

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.