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He is a cosmic fugitive who is wanted by the federal government for a major case.
She is an agent girl loyal to the Federation who has been undercover on Earth for many years just to kill him
Two people who are destined to be enemies, but can't resist the arrangement and tricks of fate, love each other and kill each other forever...
Ta, originally an ordinary bug in the Federation, had a warm family and loved her parents. On this day, she went to school as usual, but was told by the federal agents who broke into the classroom that her parents, who were Union soldiers died on the battlefield. From that day on, she was no longer qualified to live an ordinary life. Bearing a blood feud, she voluntarily joined the undercover program of federal agents. In order to get close to the person who slaughtered her parents, her consciousness was transferred to a clone of a girl on Earth, and she began the most rigorous and demanding training for ten years. From learning how to fight, hide, obtain intelligence, to how to master the language of the earth, and understand their culture, she trained day after day and night to become an elite among the agents, just to report the murder of her father. Mother's revenge. Finally, when the time came, she and the rest of the federal agents infiltrated the Earth, and she took the name of Tammy and transferred to a regular high school in this small American town. But everyone knows that this middle school is not ordinary because it has two grandchildren of the most wanted criminals in the federal government.
Rick Sanchez is a very vigilant person, difficult to approach, she chose to approach his granddaughter Summer first. Being an outgoing and hot female classmate who has a common topic, one day she was invited to go to their house for a party, which gave her a reason to approach Rick openly. Rick, who was having a good time at the party, was still vigilant all the time around, so that she had nothing to gain all night. At this time, another familiar figure came into her eyes. Half-naked and human Toba, another federally wanted criminal and another murderer of her parents. At such a perfect time, she pretended to be drunk at the party, and held a cocktail to flirt with BP. She didn't expect such a bloody birdman to face the little girl's embrace, but she couldn't resist. Force, a few glasses of wine and a few jokes, he completely fell at the feet of her pomegranate skirt. When they got together in the garage, she was actually all about observing and documenting Rick's invention props, but on the other hand, she had to pretend to be engaged in kissing and flirting with BP. Having fast-food sex in someone's garage with an enemy made her sick to the core, but she knew it was worth it, and it was the perfect start to a revenge plan that, in time, would all get federally arrested...
She thought that the absurdity of that night was just two people playing together. After all, BP, a cosmic wanted criminal in exile in various galaxies, did nothing to kill and set fire for fun, how could he care about an ordinary high school girl on Earth? But it didn't matter, she had gathered enough information about Rick and his henchmen. Unexpectedly, after that day, he frequently invited himself to date, and even completely surrendered his body and mind, and fell in love with her passionately. It was unexpected, but it gave her a new plan. She attacked him step by step, almost frantically responding to his love, like every passionate couple. She said she loved him, that she found her whole meaning in him, that he was the end of her search across the universe. So they are ready to enter the palace of marriage, she is ready to invite all BP's relatives and friends, including Rick, a group of federal wanted criminals. She knew it would leave them all defenseless, a perfect closing net...
Shortly before the wedding, she found out that she was pregnant, and she was unprotected with the child of her enemy! Suffering from the illegal abortion of the federal government, she had to urgently induce pregnancy to give birth to this evil species. She originally planned to kill it to avoid future troubles, but after seeing that cute little face and new feathers, she still couldn't be ruthless. Hiding the baby, she held the wedding as planned. At the newcomer's toast, she held a champagne glass, looked at the enemies in the audience, and said with a smile that she was an undercover federal agent. The BP next to him seemed unbelievable, too, how could he have thought that his fiancée, whom he loved so much, was an enemy with a bloody feud! She picked up the gun and shot BP decisively. She was afraid that if she listened to more of his words, she would become soft-hearted. BP's chest was splattered with blood, and among the chaotic feathers were her heartless tears...
TBD
I'm laughing so hard I can't make it up anymore. But the BP/Tammy pair is a shitty plot, and that shit hits its peak in this episode. I don't know where R&M dug up this kind of screenwriter who writes third-rate romances (.
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