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Hello everyone, my name is Aegon Targaryen VI. I am a Targaryen noble prince. I am handsome and handsome. I have black hair. Since George Martin wrote me, I have another nickname called West Luo's first beautiful man, the prince in prophecy! One person, two ID cards, what is the superstar of Westeros? What is tactical backwards? This is called! Are you dissatisfied with my king? Let's take a test on stage?
I have an aunt named Dennis, and I didn’t even know that she was my aunt when I was dealing with her! What? I was green? Dennis’ husband is called 囧雪诺, isn’t it me? Are you kidding me? What do you love about Dennis and Aegon Targaryen VI?
I am the most unlucky character in Westeros. I really don't accept it to argue! Okay, let me talk about why I am so unlucky.
All stories have to start after my mother and my father gave birth to me. My grandfather didn't know which muscle was wrong. Seeing the phantom, he actually burned my grandfather and strangled my uncle. Well, the mental patient understands, family ethics and morality drama, and it's over in the Arkham Asylum. As a result, my mother's family rebelled. The second uncle's brother estimated that the brother would still have a crush on my mother. As a result, my father was killed directly in Sanchahe. My grandfather stabbed the brother-in-law who killed his father's enemy because of all the betrayal. Oh my god, how could my relatives die so uselessly! The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple! Even Grandma Qiongyao can't write such a bloody plot, right?
When I was born on the Tower of Bliss, my mother died because of a dystocia. Bless you, double kill. His half-brother and sister were killed because of the war, and the brother-in-law's men were also beaten to death alive, and recognized my second uncle and accomplice in murdering his father's enemy as his father. My second aunt’s horizontal eyebrows were cold and displeased, and finally got through to a good day, and then my second uncle fooled me to be a night watchman in the Great Wall, saying that all the Stark family members have been there, what kind of shit is infinite glory. Well, just go and chant, anyway, I don't want to be cold-blooded by my second aunt. Can't you let me be a beautiful man quietly?
Later, my second uncle was killed by my cousin’s nephew. It was good to let go. This kid didn’t know which muscle was wrong, so he killed the second uncle in the convention square. The second aunt didn’t like it at first. As a result, my eldest cousin's ex-girlfriend's brother wiped my neck because my eldest cousin regretted the marriage forcibly. A few days ago, my good friend Sam asked me for a drink, and told me depressed, what was wrong with his dad at the time, and he chose not to recognize his own son, so he didn't recognize it. Why couldn't he give me a break-up fee?
... he asked me, I glanced at him, speaking of miserable, you dare to compare miserable with me? (Roll up sleeves)
My uncle, who loves me the most, said he would go to the Great Wall to be a ranger, but he never returned. The last time I saw him, it was in the seventh season. I really don’t know what to say. When my relatives met, my eyes were full of tears. It takes less than a minute to send a bento. Hey, my heart is bitter, and there is nowhere for the girlfriend I fell in love with in the third season to be killed by the kid who valued me. Uuuuuu, why is it so hard to fall in love? what!
Opposite the continent of Westeros, my uncle scalded my uncle with gold again, the worst way to die in history! I learned that my aunt didn't plead for a word, hey, let's not say it, the family pedigree has its own traits of fraud. Soon, my uncle was pitted to death by my aunt. I asked if my aunt had something wrong with her life, she had to provoke the witch, the mother's heart was so pretended, and finally she had to drag the last few relatives into the water to wipe her ass.
The cousin I could have talked with, after the first season of the Great Wall One Side Fate, the nephew who killed his cousin was also framed to live in Esos, leaving a handsome former brother-in-law who was more handsome than me to die in the hands of Moshan. It's horrible to bet. I want to write a big tragic word in front of the screenwriter's grave.
And I finally became the secretary of the town government of the Black Castle Town of the Great Wall, and I was stabbed several times by my men. I finally thought that I would live a chic life! ! ! ! You can go to a leadership position, marry Bai Fume, and go to the pinnacle of life, I'm fighting with you! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is it really so difficult to live a normal life?
The most tragic thing is that the TV series has been acting for eight seasons, and I don’t even know that I am a member of the Targaryen family!
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Mother: Leanna Stark, Father: Regga Tangerian, Grandpa: Crazy King Iristan Gelian, Grandpa: Rickard Stark, Uncle: Brandon Stark, Second Uncle: Nai De Stark, brother: Robert Baratheon, brother-in-law who killed his enemy: James Lannister, half-brother and sister: sons and daughters of Ilya Matel and Rega, cousin (San (Sa + Little Devil)'s nephew: Joffrey Baratheon, second aunt: Caitlin, eldest cousin: Robb, younger uncle: Benyan Stark, sister who sees each other: Ygritte Fire Kiss , Uncle: King Zogoka Omar, Uncle: Celestan Grian, Aunt: Danny Stan Grian, Cousin: Tyrion Lannister
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