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There is 803 before the original title. After reading 804, I found that 2DB has no lower limit. Blind friends who are still blowing this season, you seem to be king of the unsophisticated common people. I wish you all good health and growing intelligence. Homepage can’t pull the face to change ratings, full-time extranet porters, elementary school students’ composition, public accounts/professional film critics who read pictures and retell the plot, friends——
FOOK OFF YOU LYING C***
YOU SPINELESS KNEELERS WHO RATED SEASON 5/6/7 ARE ALL ACCOMPLICES OF THIS HIDEOUS CRIME.
806: The real villain
When the creation of the play itself is a mind mentally disabled people elsewhere to discuss their motivation to act in his characters discuss the serious development of the plot , on and take the time to write this review as silly me. The reason why GOT fell off the cliff after leaving the raw materials is simple: lack of capacity and absent-mindedness. Having any of these two attributes shouldn't be used to write GOT scripts. The two poisons are simply rare in the world, as if winning a lottery.
I have been thinking about how this article should begin. There are too many unspeakable emotions accumulated in my heart, making me speechless for a while. After S5, I thought I wouldn't care what it turned out to be. But actually seeing the end of this joke and seeing the once great drama slide to the level I fear it will fall to is still uncomfortable. The appearance of Danni being reborn in the flames was still imprinted in my mind, and in the next moment it turned into a bleeding mouth and a small body on the ground.
There were 80 minutes in the last episode, and they solved Danny in only 40 minutes. Dani is only worth 40 minutes. They would rather spend more time filming Tyrion moving chairs, letting Edmund, who has been missing for several seasons, come back as a laughing stock, and survivors in the small council gathered around and said brothel jokes. Yes, Tyrion’s last line is a brothel joke, which is basically everything he did in seasons 5-8.
We are all too familiar with this direction. What kind of film and television will intersperse comedies in serious stories? Will a sad episode be followed by an emotional joke again and again?
I won't say anything, you all understand.
At this point, even the dull people can see that GOT is to 2DB, what Arsenal is to Kroenke (I am not a factory honey, North London is Lilywhite). 2DB has money, people, and resources, but they decided to use GOT as a stepping stone to allow them to fly to bigger projects. Compared with the world's largest IP, what is GOT? Compared with tall movies, no matter how big a TV series is, it is also a TV series. What you like is worthless to them, even if it is half of their child, it is scumbag in front of Star Wars and Disney. In the later seasons, especially the latter few episodes, their goal was only one left-unscrupulously, eight times faster to end.
We are not angry because we didn't see the desired ending. If anyone can't understand this, then your IQ and judgment are perfectly suited to the show.
Only one thing is stable in the eighth season, and that is the quality of the episodes. Everywhere there are editing flaws, logical flaws, character development flaws, lines that make people want to be deaf and blind ("I will only count to 20" X2), Westeros's Alzheimer's disease, drag 806 to the "Room" "The standard. You don't know where to start vomiting if you want to vomit.
After seeing the Grey Worm executing the prisoner, he angrily threw the Grey Worm down and went straight to Danny. As a result, the Grey Worm arrived before him.
The tunnel collapsed in the previous episode, this episode remains 70% intact. The Lion family survived by moving two steps aside. And, Tyrion in the previous four seasons saw this Tyrion crying bitterly at his sister's body, and was afraid that he didn't want to rush over and choke to death.
"I know a killer when I saw one." Well thank you Arya you are very observant to spot a killer who has just slaughtered a whole city:)
When I saw that Tyrion needed to surrender his weapon to the Unsullied, I didn't need it when I saw Dani. The queen is not as safe as a prisoner.
After Danni's death, the Unsullied will not riot, and the Dothraki will not follow the new Kaor (囧). Instead, they will be in harmony in King's Landing. Why?
Tirion was urged by Tyrion and his wife to kill Dany. Both said that you should be a better king. As a result, Tie was exiled. Prime Minister Tyrion, Queen of Sansa North, is Tirion’s true identity useful? Does anyone care?
Yara laughed after hearing Sam's election proposal. Why did she laugh? Isn't the Kingsmoot spontaneous by the Tiemin a popular election that ignores the high and low bloodlines? I see, she kinda FORGOT about Kingsmoot.
She also forgot that Dany had promised herself the independence of the Iron Islands. Therefore, there is no objection to Sansa's request for independence in the north.
Sir Bologne, a man who didn't know how the bank works, became the chancellor of the exchequer. Why? Because he loves money?
Tyrion is not mentioned in "A Song of Ice and Fire". is it possible? The conflict between the wolf family and the lion family came to the fore, isn't it because Caitlin captured Tyrion? Tyrion is believed to have poisoned King Joe the Great, Oberon died tragically in Tyrion’s martial arts trial, Tyrion’s father killing caused the lion’s back and forth... His role is so important in this story, how to write it down without mentioning it? What is the point of forcing such a joke here? Why should the audience laugh here?
Please don’t embarrass photography, don’t embarrass the scene of a dragon spreading its wings behind Dani. For any film student of a bit of a standard, this kind of cheesy can only satisfy the lens of a 15-year-old town boy every hour. You can think of 60.
Let me say it again, I don't know where to start complaining, because there are problems everywhere. Whether it is the character's memory, the character's behavioral habits and logic, those inverted thoughts, and the lines they utter, none of them are normal. This is of course due to the excellent writing of 2DB, they are so complacent about it, and even boastfully said in the mouth of Tyrion:
What unites us? A story. A good story. Nothing can defeat it
Did you use this metaphor to create an excellent story? Well fuck you. Don't even want your face. Not to mention that allowing the prisoners on trial to appoint the king who is about to punish them is a logical closed loop of mental retardation. Using "who has the best story" as the criterion, Bran was selected as the pinnacle of "subvert expectation", Rian Johnson (First of His Name, the Destroyer of Star Wars, the King of Subverting Expectation) is willing to go downhill.
Have they figured out what role Bran is going to play? Bran kept saying "I can't be the lord of Winterfell, I'm a three-eyed crow" and "I don't want anything anymore", then turned to Tyrion and said "Why do you think I came all this way?" "I don't know if this is a failed joke attempt or if this is Bran's truth. The former is OOC, and the latter raises more questions-has Bran already seen everything? In order to be a king, he quietly waited for Dany to lose her dragon, Dany went crazy and slaughtered the city, 囧killed Dany, and then everyone gathered together to vote? Are you saying that he was indifferent to the fate of the people of King's Landing, and now he has become the supreme ruler who makes everyone a good example?
The wheel hasn't been broken either.
Also Bran's a dick to Meera.
(*Meanwhile Sansa to everyone: Bran can't be king. His dick doesn't work)
But I am going to be angry with myself again. 2DB's thoughts on GOT are not as good as my comment on this one. They never considered whether the role development is reasonable. In short, they just wanted to end it quickly, and then condensed all the role modeling into a four-character explanation-"foreshadowing" (foreshadowing). This can even allow some people to wash the ground. I can almost foresee that someone will jump out and say that this is the ending for Martin to everyone! The drama was filmed according to Martin's ideas! Their endings are hidden in the previous article!
so what? Foreshadowing has a relationship with role modeling? The time for Dany to become a villain is only one episode, far behind the blackening of Anakin in the Star Wars Prequel 3. The Mad Queen is such a critical role that the audience who accompanied Dany all the way is worthy of at least 2-3 seasons of development and explanation. Now how do you let us believe that someone told the dragon to burn a child and locked the dragon, would rather be attacked by the Harpy Party than insist on not opening the arena, and stand still when you can take the King’s Landing effortlessly? , Danni, who brought all her forces and went north to fight against foreign ghosts, suddenly went crazy? You want to say that her violent line is foreshadowing, so is Er Ya who killed all the way crazy? Did Sansa the strategist go crazy after killing Xiao Skin? Both resist oppression, evil and tyranny, so why should Dany go crazy overnight?
What about those people who quote Xiao Pei Pi "If you come to find a happy ending, you will go to the wrong place", what about your brains? Did the audience see that Ned was beheaded to abandon the show? Have you seen the drama of blood marriage and abandonment? Did you see Sansa being raped and abandoned the drama? Why is Danny crazy and the audience crazy? Didn't you know the AC count? How many people thought that Dany was too insensitive to her, and could not stand her forcibly blackened treatment in the last season to stand on her side? Who promoted this?
2DB only gives you an hour to accept the Mad Queen. 2DB solved 3 villains in 4 episodes after the already compact S8. It's awesome.
It is not necessary to discuss the legitimacy of Dani’s behavior. It is not necessary to discuss the reconciliation between the wolf family and the Lion family but insist on having trouble with Dani. It is not necessary to discuss why 囧 is downgraded to just saying "You're my Queen" and " I don't want it" bitter melon-faced mentally retarded, plot tool person is also unnecessary. The identity of 囧, the biggest reveal in the whole show, what's the use in the end? What is the prophecy of Azor Ahai? What is the purpose of the Night King? In fact, everything is not important. Some can even be solved in the ice and fire universe. After all, this is how the modern entertainment industry squeezes viewers into production-do you want to know what is going on with XX? Come and see our YY! There will be five streams of media writing to you "The correct viewing sequence to complete the ZZ universe". You won't feel annoying. You have a good acceptance of the filming method of the TV series Universe, and this has been confirmed.
When the creator of this script is a mentally retarded person who is thinking elsewhere, discussing the motives of their characters and the development of a serious plot is as stupid as I who took the time to write this review. The reason why GOT fell off the cliff after leaving the raw materials is simple: lack of capacity and absent-mindedness. Having one of these two attributes shouldn't be used to write GOT scripts. The two poisons are simply rare in the world, as if winning a lottery.
What's more, 2DB itself is still a morally problematic guy, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a bad guy. Ian McElhinney, an actor who plays Barristan, is an original fan. After S5 learned of his death, he wrote a long letter to 2DB explaining why this role is important and it is inappropriate to die now. His arc has just started. There are POVs in the released volume 6, and playing for Dani is where his story begins. Guess what, in a show, 2DB said hahaha that an actor wrote us a long letter before the character died, and we even wanted to kill his character after reading it hahaha.
You know what happened to Nikolaj (Jaime). Since S5, he has been going to 2DB to discuss the development of James. He felt that there were many things that were unreasonable. It couldn't be justified. He was not good at acting like a character of James. "The screenwriter will say that they respect your point of view, but in the end they don't care about your proposal at all."
What kind of person can stand up to the expectations of the world and mess up the biggest IP in the history of TV dramas with a very lazy bastard attitude?
Think about it again, they don't have to take any responsibility, because they have already got the largest IP in the history of film. And even if you screw up Star Wars, look at Rian Johnson, he can make another trilogy! Because the audience will watch it no matter what, and it can make money no matter what, there will be media mouthpieces that label all dissidents as irrational haters.
I hope I can push all the pots to 2DB. I really hope that I can say that they are the only bad guys, they are the real villains, and then arouse your seconding and emotional resonance, Us against 2DB. You will repost, recommend, and praise me, because I have said your aspirations, and I make you very happy.
but I do not know how.
For those who like this, how many people who leave a message here, after S5, ignored the incredible plot and declining production level and continued to blow GOT? How many people even worked hard for the show in 803? It was Dani that was ruined this season, but the little devil was ruined a long time ago, and Erlu who burned his daughter was also ruined. The "sun goes down, candles can't be replaced" Hundred Flowers is being portrayed by 2DB as "regular gay men in estrus." It was also destroyed afterwards. It’s just that you didn’t care at the beginning. Many of you have already put forward the saying "don’t look at it when you’re upset", arrogantly believing that "it’s a GOT. Everyone says it’s good, but it can’t be bad. All critics of it are wrong. Refined".
It's you. It's you. It was you who offered the mediocrity to the temple. It was you who allowed people like 2DB who were untalented and never cared about art to destroy Martin's work for a long time, use a little bit of mental retardation to corrupt the greatness, and finally forcibly drag it to another hall of false gods, where there are displayed and GOT posters. The same stuff in the four seasons, popular, serving the public, simple and rude, only seeking a cool one, suppressing criticism because of its own reputation, and immutable after tasting the sweetness of stupidity, using comedies to fill the drama, using big The brilliance of IP conceals its incompetence and defies all the vulgar formulas that have succeeded.
It is not innocent arrogance, but conscious shamelessness. It seems that the author knows the essence of his work, so he brags about his power to make it appear noble in the audience's mind and at the same time undermine the audience's ability to pursue nobility. ——"The Source"
What kind of world matches what kind of work. At this point, GOT is not a sudden change in quality, but a foreseeable landslide. Maybe it just fits this world perfectly. Humans have learned to ignore all the signs of bad things, and use anything to paralyze themselves. It’s okay, until disaster strikes, those monsters can no longer cover themselves, and no matter how many lies, no matter how many feelings, no matter how much public opinion and Systemic suppression cannot make normal people ignore the elephant in the room. At that time, you and I will believe:
We're fucked and we fully deserve it.
805: Delete this Show
Jaime kind of FORGOT about how he became the'Kingslayer' in the first place.
James abandoned his oath and chose to kill the king in order to reign over the people, so he had to bear a lifetime of infamy.
James decided with Cersei at the end of the seventh season, he said, I want to fight for the living, I don't believe you.
He told his brother today, to be honest, I don't care about innocent people at all.
In the role of season 8, James has evolved from the golden-haired bastard who pushed Bran down the tower for "love" to lose a hand but gradually improves his personality, breaks from the control of his sister, and can face the toxic relationship between the two. A knight who betrayed his family righteously. However, between two or three episodes, all the development of this character was thrown into the trash. In 2DB's writings, he is the scumbag who slept Brienne and abandoned her for the bastard sister. He doesn't care about the innocent life and just wants to quickly get back his sister's brainless brother. He forgot about Cersei's betrayal, manipulation and assassination plot against him, and forgot that he is no longer the James of the first season. You did not violate the context of James 805 in the first season, because 2DB erased all the evolution of this role.
I have already mentioned the degrading of the little devil and Varys in the previous comments. Both of them have been downgraded from high-end gamers to today’s white lotus on the wall. They don’t have any useful strategies and intelligence to contribute (because 2DB is stupid), but they keep beeping, "They are innocent, you can’t do this." That way, we will switch teams if you do this or that."
After the little devil escaped from King’s Landing, he had only two routes in 2DB's hands: one was to be an idiot, as he is now, and the other was to secretly fight for the lion’s family, um, it is also like now. Seeing the little devil intercede for Cersei and let James go to save Cersei, I seem to see a baby girl who was abandoned at birth/a girl who was abused by domestic violence and reconciled with her native family when she became an adult, and everyone was reconciled. Meimei family. Alas.
Varys and his birdies didn't come in handy when assisting Dani, but they were very active in establishing a new emperor. It is even more incredible to think that Ji Xue Nuo is suitable to be a king. Because Jixuenuo has been portrayed as the most disgusting little white lotus. He is almost like a mentally retarded man who made all the wrong choices in the game, and then attributed all this to his brainless honesty. It's not that Ji Xuenuo didn't take the oath. His experience north of the Great Wall proves that he is not a fixed and flexible mind. However, 2DB now only wants to hold on to the part of his dead brain, so we saw the stubbornly spreading the identity message, and stubbornly rejecting Dany’s love when she was in distress. What he saw was not in need of comfort. Love, but his aunt.
The series fell into this abyss, the logic is chaotic, the plot is not new. Ji can be indifferent to Dany’s "Let it be fear" declaration. The Dothraki cavalry came back to life. The Golden Group P did nothing. The poisonous scorpion was greatly weakened. Two dragons could not kill a ship but one dragon could slaughter the city. Euron, who jumped into the sea, was also very easily transported to the location of James, contributing 1V1 that no one had expected.
The screenwriter's daughter Cersei received the best treatment in the whole show. Except that Junlin Parade was spotted and raped, she did a lot of evil without any punishment. On the contrary, she continued to betray her and hugged her lover and went away peacefully. Is she worthy? Maybe the screenwriter sees himself in this clever role and feels sorry for him.
Compared with this female tyrant, the script that Dany got was more sad than eating shit. Her fate will be revealed next week, but we all know what is waiting for her. Kalixi of the Prairie, the shacklebreaker, the liberator of slaves, was forcibly turned into a villain for a better Westeros. The bad guys let her do it, the dirty hands let her do it, and a beautiful new world is built on her shattered and clean arc.
Give you a chance to save the world, but it means you have to lose everything, from the army to a good partner to your life and reputation behind you. Humans will be given the opportunity to be reborn, but you are the stepping stone.
Do you want to?
804: Abyss Plot
Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's forces —— David Benioff
When Erya met with Tai Wen in the second season, the original party was pleasantly surprised to see that 2DB has cleverly adapted the raw materials to make it more exciting and fun, without affecting the main storyline and character creation.
Everyone thought that Binghuo found a good screenwriter.
God we were naive then! Our children in midsummer!
After leaving the raw materials, 2DB began to write about the dog-blood fellows, holding the sand snake's daughter, Cersei's daughter, and murdering people on their own for "shock value" (shock value). Erlu sacrificed her daughter, and the little finger sent Sansa to the skinny. Prince Daolang died in a mutiny like an idiot. Cersei, the number one strategist in the Seven Kingdoms. Become a pirate fool, no problem!
They have never understood that climax episodes need the plot and character development to pave the way, and all this should be natural and there can be no genetic mutations. They don’t care about the consequences of messing up the script, because most contemporary audiences who are accustomed to the MCU, as long as they see pictures that can be screenshots, the interactions of old characters that make people smile, and the cool shots that serve fans, it sounds very high-end, but in fact In order to rush 90% of his copying of "Western World" and thus the unconventional and abrupt soundtrack, it is enough. You can record your own reaction video and upload it to the Internet.
The logic errors and plot loopholes of 804 are so many that friends who wash the ground for 803 are estimated to learn from Varis. It's like the cup of Starbucks in front of Danny. It's almost a metaphorical symbol of the whole season, or 5-8 seasons-They don't give a fuck.
2DB's poor writing, execution and reading comprehension skills have reached a new bottom line in this episode. Perhaps since a long time ago, their purpose is no longer to make the story develop sensibly and the characters naturally follow their own arcs, but-we need to reach this (only what we want) end, Therefore, we must find ways to turn all the characters and all the plots to this path, even if this makes the plot out of the blue and the characters are distorted.
So in the hands of 2DB, the function of the big boss Night King was just to make Dany lose half of his troops. Rega's death of mental retardation was to balance the strength of the two sides and forcefully lead to a close battle. All the inexplicable plots, including the sand sculpture hostility that the wolf family still possesses after they defended their homes side by side with Dany, the embarrassing and Dany have to start separately, the big bug, Bran’s eye-opening is not used, and the sea fleet hit rate is 3/3. Zhuo Geng, Euron did not annihilate the opponent but only took a Missandi, Cersei didn't take the opportunity to kill the negotiating team, but he wanted to kill Missandi in person--all this Just to deepen the contradiction between Danni and the embarrassment, Danni betrayed her relatives, Danni lost everything, and finally Danni became the mad king and was "justly" killed. It's too convincing.
To take a step back, if you want to take the line of Dani's crazy king, it is not impossible (me: fuck off). If 2DB spends even a little mental writing, Rega's death will be more credible than 804. For example, we can allow Dany to detect the ambushing fleet in the air, and Rega takes the lead to dive down to spit fire, and finally Euron pulls a piece of black cloth to reveal Scorpion? What is this now? Pure lazy script. Putting aside the logic, discarding the tactics, discarding the common sense, and unscrupulously reaching the ending of "Raiga Death", as to why the process is like this, just use the sentence "Dany kind of FORGOT about the Iron Fleet" to explain clearly.
Everyone should be mentally prepared. All future episodes of eating shit are just to achieve the ending that 2DB wants.
Our beloved character was sacrificed to the point of no more scum.
The little devil, the thrilling "I'm guilty of being a dwarf" in the third quarter of the court is still vivid. What did he say to Cersei at that time? He said "Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores." And now he walks under the wall of Junlin in the desert With tears in his eyes, he played the emotional card against Cersei, "I know you're not a monster".
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
As a result, people who suspected that the little devil would not really believe that Cersei led troops north to help, and he had his own little abacus, were now beaten in the face. The little devil really believed his sister.
And Cersei, the woman who always wanted the little devil's head, hated him since childhood, and just sent Bolong to assassinate him, couldn't bear to do it in this scene?
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
What did the little devil say to Jun Linzhong? "I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it."
However, after the fifth season, the little devil became the little Bailian who persuaded Dany to persuade people with virtue and it is best not to hurt anyone's life, including Cersei. Under his suggestion, Dany fought and failed repeatedly, losing almost all of her allies, and going to negotiate with Cersei. That's it, the little devil suspected that she was going crazy.
2DB either really hates the little devil, or he doesn't know how to write a smart character after the raw materials are exhausted, so he has to tell a few jokes and act like a gag character who just ran out of the Marvel studio.
Varys, who serves the people, has served so many lunatics, bastards, and villains. After Dani, who has a good understanding of him, showed a little sadness and sadness, she felt that it was impossible. I want to change teams, but I still don’t understand anything. Snow is suitable to be a king. Tyrion, do you want to change jobs with me?
Yuxuenuo is the king of wool. In order to save HBO's budget, he didn't even touch Bai Ling. Bai Ling went through life and death with him, was gnawed off an ear, and was thrown at Tormund in the end. Xue Nuo didn't touch him to sue him when he left. Are you still a person? Is 2DB still human? After watching this clip, I think HBO is okay. Is it a human?
Ji wanted to tell his family his real life experience, no problem, but at a critical moment he said to Bran, "It's still you," and then the screen went black and was switched. How did the wolf family react to his life experience? Sorry, this is not important, we will not broadcast 8.
2DB has no idea what to do with Bran. Bran is now a useless person. While saying I don't want anymore, he looked up ancient information and made himself the most comfortable wheelchair.
Bolong held a crossbow to enter and exit Winterfell like no one. He accurately positioned the Lion Brothers, and the little demon casually gave him a high court. Convinced.
James, the original James has no care for Cersei at all. I received Cersei's note full of "I love you, help me" in Benliu City and threw it directly into the fire. The whole attitude was fuck off. In the TV series, James used a awkward way to switch channels to beauties (RIP, our pure expectation for the two knights and soul mates), and then left the beauties to find his sister. DB has already said in the behind-the-scenes episode that James finds that he still loves his sister and is still addicted to his sister. Anyone who firmly believes that he is going to assassinate Cersei should lower his expectations. So James' arc was destroyed like this. After wind and rain, the new man who broke with his sister in the S7 season finally returned to the place and continued to be his sister's vibrator.
2DB actually has the guts to show a broken-hearted Brienne who is crying like a bitter woman. wow just wow.
Of course, no one in this play is worse than Dany. She is not even my favorite character, but anyone with more than a teaspoon of affection can perceive what a tragic ending this girl will usher in. Although she was a little bit open all the way, but she really got it all through her struggles. After suffering hard, he was determined to liberate the slaves and care for the people, and helped the Northern Territory to repel the ghosts but was rejected. He obeyed the advice of the consultant and stopped moving and lost most of his troops. In this way, he was abandoned by his subordinates. Her dragons, big bears, Dothrack's progeny, and confidant are all in Westeros, but she must be judged by everyone even if she takes revenge and fights, and any damage caused is regarded as an omen of the mad king.
Forget it if she is surrounded by ordinary people, and we often see heroes who are misunderstood. But she is surrounded by the little devil, Varys, Ji, and the wolf family. None of them should be stupid at this node to such a degree, but now they are being dragged down by 2DB.
Do you know what is more terrifying? There are still two episodes that have not been broadcast. What kind of plot abyss will be waiting for us.
803: Essence of Human Mental Retardation
803 is probably the most important episode of the whole play. After the preparation of the two episodes, it was supposed to be an uncontrollable explosion effect after the fuse was ignited. Like Blood Marriage and Hodor, it exploded countless heartbreaks and tears. And a classic scene that people will remember for a long time. It should bravely put an end to the arc of some important roles, continue to continue the "no protagonist halo" characteristics, and describe a life and death battle in a tragic and tragic but at the same time [credible] way. It is supposed to satisfy all the audience’s expectations, because you have spent 120 minutes repeatedly arranging and combining old characters, and letting them meet in twos and threes without narrative skills. This kind of simple account like a running account can’t be set in the climax. Justify inside, it's a waste of time and opportunism, it's a very lazy way of writing.
803 is an episode where the screenwriter’s IQ exceeded the lower limit, but somehow felt that he did a good job. I know how hard it was to film Winterfell, so I feel very, very sorry for the actors. The actors are very good, but they are innocent, their performances were wasted, it's really regrettable and cruel.
Let me talk about the part I like first:
The Theon line is complete, Alfie's acting skills are excellent, and dying to protect Bran is very much in line with his final positioning. Although this death scene is exactly the same as Riken’s straight line, Alfie’s tears make up for everything. I forgive the script.
· Er Ya hides and seeks in the library. Although this episode mostly depicts the frontal battlefield, Erya is playing a different game with others. The screenwriter has found a way to express her combat characteristics and produced this fan service. The style is abrupt, but it is also reasonable and very abrupt. It seems to have been cut. But because it's Erya, I'll forget it too.
· Melisandre MVP. Everyone loves the Master. The two prayers and the final step into the dawn and sunrise are very suitable for the role, beautiful, crisp and poetic.
· Mr Friendzoned fought to protect his lover and died until he saw the ghouls fall, which is also in line with the character development.
The above is a bit heavy and not a violation, and it is really good compared to this joke-like episode. For an audience with a normal IQ, even if you have not played Total War, you will be so stupid as to roll your eyes at the opening quarter of an hour——
The smartest people in Westeros gathered in Winterfell. This group of people began to think about countermeasures on the day when the wardrobe was under the city. Then they came up with such a textbook-like waste of air combat power and ignoring all medieval war skills. Stupid tactics. Don't tell me that dealing with lifeless wardrobes does not require tactics. It is because human beings have brains, intelligence, and mobility, and need to have fewer enemies, so they should use limited resources wisely to achieve the maximum number of kills.
As a result, the two DBs chose to dig trenches behind the entire human front. The trebuchet was placed in the front and used only once. I don’t know what the long-range weapon is. This group of light cavalry took the lead, without scouts or using air power to investigate the enemy's situation, and let a group of cavalry charge without knowing how far away the enemy was and what was ahead! Enter! black! dark! I know that the two DBs only want a cool shot where the spark is extinguished, but it is really stupid to sadly place air power, let the cavalry rush into the night stupidly to send a wave, and watch by the trebuchet archer.
Then there was a scene of confrontation between humans and ghouls across the lit trench. It was not until the ghouls began to cross the flames that someone called Archer as if they had awakened from a dream. Exo me? Are you really just looking at each other? Where's the archer? Where are Rega and Ji who are standing on the wall?
The dragon mother and the 囧 will not use the absolute superiority in the air like the dragon. Except for occasionally spraying fire a few times, the rest of the moments are like headless flies. They are not flexible and can't communicate, completely by the night king Slay.
There were almost no fortifications in Winterfell, and it was attacked as soon as it came in, stupidly straight ahead. Why don’t the kerosene trap and dragon crystal fence stand at the door? What are you preparing for?
A person like me with almost zero military knowledge knows that there is a better way to deal with this battle. Digging the trench in front of the formation, Long Ma and Ji flew to the ghoul army to light up the first formation and take a photo, okay? The ghouls attacked and were blocked by the burning fortifications. The Unsullied could start to attack the front row with shields and spears. The trebuchets and archers in the rear could also shoot at will. The cavalry flanked the two wings, and the two dragons sprayed backwards in the middle. fire. Isn't this very efficient? Isn't it more orderly if you have time to dig a few more lines of defense?
Because the ghouls are numerous and fierce, you can still describe the fierce battlefield while presenting a credible tactic, without affecting it at all! The strength of the enemy should not be reflected in the character’s mental retardation, but the smarter the human character, the harder and harder it is, the harder the human character, the harder he can do, and the tactics that can’t be better, but still can’t stop the ghoul. -Only this can reflect true despair. Now the two DBs have pulled the IQ of the characters in the whole show to the same level as theirs, only to make the audience roll their eyes, God, what are these idiots thinking?
In addition to tactics, the screenwriter leaving Martin is really a typical American screenwriter who is timid and can only cater to the ignorant public. One of the great advantages of Ice and Fire is "you will die if you are in a mortal situation." However, in this episode, we saw that many protagonists were submerged by ghouls several times. Every time you think they must die, they are still in the next scene. fighting. After a few times, you realized, hmm, the screenwriter didn't have the guts to write them to death. James, Beauty, Tormund, Sam, Podrick, Gendley, Grey Worm-these people are all fighting on the front line, and the survival of all means that the screenwriter has no seed, and abruptly abolished the two episodes of the farewell.
Er Ya became the one who ended the Night King, which made many fans feel angry and deceived. On the one hand, I can understand this kind of fan service. From the perspective of Erya fans, it is really cool, but I also understand the original fan 100%. The two DBs' way of ending Westeros' greatest threat is equivalent to erasing all the previous volts and prophecies.
What the hell is the prophecy of Azor Ahai that has laid the foundation for 8 seasons? If destroying the Night King is not the fate of 囧, then what did the Lord of Light bring him back? Don't tell me that you are waiting for him to come up with a stupid tactic that is too negative. The 囧 line has always been related to the Great Wall, the night watchman, the wardrobe, and the Night King. It is also very reasonable for him to end this line. Moreover, he and the Night King have looked at each other many times. Now erase all of them as if they don’t Existence, it really feels like it's not as expected.
In addition, Erya’s line is more closely related to King’s Landing than to the north. The eyes that she has always been destined to close are on the list, so she will assassinate Cersei instead of letting her jump to the 囧 branch line to assassinate the Night King. More reasonable. Using such a handy way to solve the final boss, Cersei is not a problem, and then directly let Davos transport Erya to King’s Landing, and under Varys’ instructions, find a secret close to Cersei. Dao, after the assassination, the next day I put on a mask and bend the knee with Long Ma.
The two DBs actually want to portray Cersei as a more important boss than the Night King. I think it goes against the spirit of the original. Whether it is a book or a play, the ultimate main thread that has always been hidden is the confrontation between life and death, light and darkness, the king of light and the night king (not in the book). The conflict between human beings is children's fight, and they face it together. The enemy is the real big issue of life and death. This is about race survival, much higher than "a game of thrones", but now this ultimate boss is solved before Cersei, as if Harry Potter killed Voldemort in the third part, and the rest of the time They are fighting Umbridge. Does the latter match?
I don’t mention other minor problems, such as shinobi, who seems to have eaten Yueyintang, how can Erya get past the encirclement of ghouls and approach the night king in the open space? For example, Bran’s possession of the letter crow is really just for playing a raven simulator (I hope Bran’s actions can be explained in later episodes)? Qiao La is forced back by the ghoul, without saying a word, is there no fucking heads up? Why did Long Ma stop in the middle of the army of ghouls, and Zhuo Geng seemed to be ignorant of his own situation, surrounded by ghouls without breathing fire, forcibly creating separation; Sansa and the little demon hid in the cellar with detachment of life and death Sansa’s eyes met, and Sansa took out a dagger. I thought they were either suicide pact or rushed out to protect women and children in a fight to the death. As a result, the two of them ran away numbly. "It's another line without a tail echoing; did Jia Xuenuo do anything important in this episode? It's fine if the Night King is cold and ruthless, smile a P, the human set collapses.
In this high-profile and most critical episode, its idiot level has affected the viewing of the movie, the huge potential has been wasted, and the turbulent feelings have been mispaid. I want to babble under the strong emotional impact like I did when I watched Blood Marriage and Hodor, but I'm sorry I can't do it. Leaving Martin, he would only write two DBs of the five-rate doujin, turning the 803, which should have been the best-looking and most moving, into the essence of human mental retardation.
ps. I read a rewritten script of a 4chan netizen before and realized that the two DBs are not the worst. They may be much higher than the average IQ of the United States. The following is this rewritten script for the mentally retarded. Warning: you can't unsee it!
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