World-class special effects can't conceal cosmic malice

Elfrieda 2021-11-30 08:01:27

I watched "The Great Wall" last night, and I started to fidget after 15 minutes. After half an hour, I felt uncomfortable. The only second movie of the year wanted to leave in the middle of the movie (the other is Lu Han dancing in the knife formation in "Tomb Notes"), but I kept watching It's over, severely injured and left the field.
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I have to admit that the special effects of Weta and Industrial Light and Magic have reached the level of immortality, but it is disgusting to watch the drooling gluttony. I like "alien" so much, and copying such a low-level and uncreative copy is enough.
The first point I can't bear.
Let's talk about the story. We have seen Hollywood movies, and we have seen Weird Power. But such a frivolous story is rarer than Yijiazi's reincarnation. In He Caitou's words, it wins with sudden psychological changes and inexplicable plot changes. Zhang Hanyu was bitten by gluttonous food, and before he died, he appointed Jing Tian as his successor general. Is it because she understands foreign languages ​​and Liu Tianwang will be good too? ! And there are still courageous and responsible, is it because you can't let two men get involved? At the end, I realized that fate is doomed from that moment. Everyone will surrender under the pomegranate skirt. Is this an epic of just a woman? ! Who says women want to conquer the world by conquering men? Jing Tian has proven that women can conquer the world. The plots of other neurological disorders are everywhere. If you are really boring, you can go to the theater to experience film therapy, called electrotherapy for short.
The second point I can't bear.
The third point I can’t bear is that I’m going to go online. I’ve watched the opening ceremony of the Olympics, but I’m sorry, except that I can’t keep up with Li Ning’s reel, everything else is forgotten. I have watched the behind-the-scenes documentary of the opening ceremony. The most impressive thing is that before the opening ceremony, it took a lot of effort for the children from the Wenchuan earthquake to be found in a forgotten corner filled with adoration.
Because we are all backgrounds, human beings, and those who can be sacrificed at any time.
In "The Great Wall", the crane army led by Jing Tian flew down from the top of the city, with a calm expression that doesn't know whether it was a smile or a sense of death. The next set of shots are iron rings with flesh and blood. Each iron ring represents a The gluttonous woman, in this battle, the men are calm on the Great Wall, letting arrows and arrows again!
In my life, I am absolutely straight male with cancer, but I can’t bear this kind of lens. We have been taught in "Titanic" that the elderly, children and women must be protected. The screenwriter, you can use a man to get rid of it. Is it because the man who is bullying us is weak? You can't sacrifice women if you are weak. How much do screenwriters hate women. They must be dismembered in the most ruthless way. In the last life, they must be the eunuch who was beaten every day by the empress in the palace!
When the woman was almost consumed, it was said that it was too late and that time, and Matt Damon was rescued. He shot a few arrows before the gluttonous retreat. Ah ah ah), before finishing the blood-stained battlefield, facing the cute Zhang Hanyu and Jing Tian, ​​they immediately showed knowing smiles, brilliant enough to match the sun and the moon. As for the dead soldiers, those comrades who sacrificed, the glutton still knows to take away the corpses of their companions. As expected, all the soldiers in the Song Dynasty are all beasts and beasts!
And the last huge Kongming lantern, the art props comrades are really awesome, the Great Wall turned into crematoriums in a short time, hot air balloons fell one by one, after the ultimate survival of the fittest, Jing Tian and the cute car flew to Bian without any suspense. Liang, at this moment I think of the scene of wildebeest crossing the river in "Animal World", but under the blessing of teacher Zhao Zhongxiang’s magnetic voice, most of the wildebeest were successfully rescued, and a few were buried in the mouth of the crocodile. Most of the foils went to death generously in the majestic background music, and even the screams were not heard.
Familiar, ironic, the legend of "Alive" was killed because of this scene.


The fourth point I can't bear: the iron-struck Jing Tian, ​​the various responsibilities of the plum blossom bamboo.
Let’s not discuss Jing Tian, ​​who exists as a god. It is meaningless. She will be a monument in Chinese film history.
I feel sorry for my cuteness. After this "The Great Wall", it is estimated that the shaking of the sky will be the eternal wound in his heart. Is there really no regret medicine in the world? Is the blank payment check really not returnable? In order to maintain the only conscience of this so-called movie, Meng Meng turned into Western Xiaohuarong, and he was very fascinating and Lei Feng. Bethune also traveled a long way to support our just war. If he was favored by General Lin, he would definitely not die.
It doesn’t matter what Pascal’s dumb sb teammate is called.
There is also Uncle William Dafoe, who has lurked in my celestial dynasty for twenty years, wasted the glory and wasted the years, taught General Lin absolutely a word of no more than ten words in the foreign language, and never forgot to monopolize the black powder. The historical mission of Prometheus, who stole the torch, was nothing more than that. It is a pity that the Khitan people say that Cao Cao has arrived, and you can't escape the magic of the East Tathagata.
After the Gentiles have finished
speaking, let's start to name them: Andy Lau, is there a Hong Kong in the Song Dynasty? You just talk about Hong Kong and you are not afraid of being treated as a spy who understands foreign languages? Do you know why Zhang Hanyu didn't pass it to you? In fact, he already knew your identity and destiny. It was not until the end of the film that I knew you were wrong. You are actually an alloy body of Dong Cunrui and Huang Jiguang, 24k pure gold.
Zhang Hanyu, lie down and don't move. You said that you are a general who is okay and not staying in the army's tent. What is it to walk with the female subordinates on the wall in the middle of the night? With a personal guard, do you think you are the power of walking? You were bitten to death. You deserve to live JB! Who told you to only shout slogans!
Where are Lin Gengxin and Peng Yuyan? Call you guys! Bullying the weak is nothing, you have the ability to go gluttonous by yourself. After watching the movie, I am afraid that your two Weibo will be exploded by Lu Han fans. Do you know what is polite and what is to serve people with morality? Look at the cuteness, you can see the bravery of my deer at a glance!
Lu Han, where is that little guy still in the kitchen? Hurry up and change him out. In the end, you will be used as a wall of human flesh. Be sure to protect it. The Chinese Luhan fans will scare you to death!
Where is Huang Xuan? Where's your chubby hand, let me take a look with a wave. The viewers who have seen it said that they didn’t hear you, Zhang Dao clearly gave you the script, right? Others may not have heard it. When Zhang Hanyu hung up, I heard it. You are the last person to speak out and support the leadership decision. You must be struggling in your heart. It's been a long time, I never thought that it was this little Nizi's palm print, who told you not to do a good job of back adjustment! You’ll die with one finger, and a few more pairs of chubby hands are useless!
Who saw Zheng Kai and called him out soon. The trailer deceived Lao Tzu to death and thought you had a growing relationship with Wang Junkai? Thought that after many years, he would become you? Quickly and honestly, are you the first emperor's bastard? ! In fact, you brought the gluttonous food into the palace because you wanted to usurp the throne, right, what a big game!
Chen Xuedong, I won’t scold you anymore. After so many days of training with you, there are only such short shots in the final film. The armor looks like the suit Jay Chou wore back then, doesn’t it?
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Say Click the words in "News Network". Movies are divided into art and commercial films. Commercial films are also made specifically for fans. But after watching "The Great Wall", the first picture that popped up in my mind was Jet Li's "Huang" The generous statement to Ge Cunzhuang in "Feihong" and the most famous sentence of the old lady Cixi, "Measure China's material strength and the country's love".
Film is a continuous video picture developed by the combination of active photography and slide projection. It is a modern art of vision and hearing, and it is also a subject that can accommodate tragicomedy and literary drama, photography, painting, music, dance, A complex of modern technology and art of writing, sculpture, architecture and many other arts. Movies are art, not anyone’s Grand View Garden. The special effects of "The Great Wall" are awesome, but if there is no good story for the awesome special effects, it can only be a set, a majestic and lifeless set, just like the gluttony in the movie. The only order is obedience. The king said to the left and not to the right. If the king is about to die, you have to die with it.

There is a line in "The Great Master", but it is a pity that this room is exquisite. After watching "The Great Wall", it should be a pity that the reputation and face of this bunch of supporting roles have been lost.

There is an interview with Zhang Yimou, which is particularly interesting at this time: http://weibo.com/5135808743/EmfRzgPNn?from=page_1005055135808743_profile&wvr=6&mod=weibotime .

Seeking treasures, although the taste is expensive, but dare not reduce material resources, lecture hall reputation, although complicated but dare not save labor, Tongrentang has become a century-old shop relying on this sentence. Filmmakers still have to retain some of their original intentions, even if they don't have the original intentions, please be more kind, and the audience can naturally see it.

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The Great Wall quotes

  • William: The last time I saw you, you left me for dead.

    Tovar: The time before that I saved your life!

  • Commander Lin Mae: [about William] Men like him have many things they can teach us.