One of the best comedy films of the year

John 2022-10-01 11:35:03

Seeing such a cold movie in the summer is here to thank the director's whimsy. . . Hahaha Please forgive me for making such a horrible laugh.

The plot of the movie is simple, because a mine disaster requires the installation of a wellhead and some pipes for rescue. Why do you need these, hmm. . . what. . . By the way, the only way to blow up the mine to save people is to drain the gas, this logical genius!

This required transporting the 40-ton wellhead and several pipelines into the mountains. Airplanes cannot be transported, so it has to be transported over an icy road on the river. I just wanted to ask, if such a big mine can enter only a frozen river, do you dare to talk a little more?

At this time, the big-faced black man Mazi of The Matrix took the order and overcame various difficulties to summon the male and female protagonists, and used 3 vehicles to transport 3 sets of wellheads and 3 insurances at the same time. Too thoughtful. When I saw three cars separated by dozens of meters, I instantly felt that my IQ was critically attacked. Isn't the end of the river when the ice road collapses? Wouldn't it be heavier to drive 3 cars together? Anyway, a few cars are farther away. Forget it, not many people know about driving big trucks on the river, and we don’t dare to ask.

It was too late to say that, and the rear wheel of the last car fell into the river. Why did the rear wheel of the last car fall into the river? Because of changing the car or even changing the wheels, the play cannot be performed. At this time, the male protagonist mobilized the crowd to string the three cars together with wire ropes, and together they exerted force to pull up the sunken rear wheel. The director is complacent, who said my three cars are useless! !

As a result, the black big-faced brother hung the last car and sank into the river, and the Matrix plot ended. The remaining 2 cars continued to move forward and accidentally overturned! The scene was chaotic. At this time, the male protagonist shouted, don't be afraid. After linking many ropes, the two overturned vans magically stood up. Hahaha Please excuse my awkward laugh at this time. The director jumped out and explained that, sorry for the lack of funds, the part of Transformers 6 had no money to shoot. This scene can't be explained without the transformation of an Autobot.

Without waiting for the male protagonist to be proud, the big villain jumped out to provoke the relationship between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. The two sides turned against each other. The male protagonist's brother was locked in the car trunk, and the female protagonist was knocked out. The villain lit a bomb with a fuse more than 20 meters long, and drove away with the stunned heroine.

The male protagonists and brothers worked together to break the air conditioner with a pipe, jumped out of the car, and threw the bomb that was about to explode. . . what's going on? God's response? Six, six. It can be said that it was too late and the front wheel of the male lead car fell into the river again. The front of the car is unloaded, a pile is driven, and the front of the car is pulled by the carriage. The operation is as fierce as a tiger anyway, and we don't understand it. The result was a tragedy, the front of the car came out of the carriage and fell into the river. Hahaha

The younger brother even fell into the river with the carriage, which is not bad. The male protagonist took off his jacket and jumped into the river. At this time, the scene description, the river is deep, unknown, but the ice can be a sports car, you know. Weather, blizzard; temperature, minus 50. The male protagonist went down for about 10 seconds and the river was almost frozen. When it was too late, the male protagonist came up with his younger brother in his arms. Getting in the car is just a small chest hammer, alive. I don't have time to take off the wet clothes, so use a blanket to keep warm. It's only minus 50 degrees, and we don't have to worry about the air conditioner in the car. Hahahaha Well, actually, the special effect of the big truck deforming to save people was too bad and was cut out. The part of the transformation of the male protagonist Sea King was suspected of having not passed the review of copyright, which turned out to be the biggest slot in the whole film.

The male protagonist drives the car all the way to catch up with the villain. At this time, the plot was interspersed, and the villain car entered the mountain and gathered with various anti-kings. It turned out that the mine accident and the three car accidents were all bad things planned by the consortium. The villain also took money to do things. The heroine was wronged, and it was really to save the younger brother in the well.

The reason for doing such a big bad thing and leaving a job was to be a scene in the mountains where the heroine would overturn the car. The villain is so smart! ! As a result, the male protagonist arrived, and the younger brother was tragically beaten, and all the anti-kings were all ko.

At this time, we should pay tribute to the villain, and unplug the female lead YouTube in such a passive situation. Drive wildly. The hard work pays off, not only catching up but also miraculously overtaking the car to the top of the mountain to create an avalanche, successfully preventing the protagonist from escaping.

At this time, the male owner got out of the car and saw that the front glass of the female owner was broken, and a hole was inserted in the chest by a branch, very flustered. The heroine is a real hero, let the male lead pull out the branches directly, nothing will happen. It's a medical miracle. The male protagonist drives the car by himself, leaving a car with a broken glass for the villain. The little brother was madly chasing after sticking the glass with tape. Chased from the mountains to the glacier. A car crash forced the male protagonist to jump into the villain's car and drive.

The hostess and her younger brother lived up to expectations and drove the car from the river to the bridge. How did you get up? Probably deformed again. At this time, the male protagonist bravely fought against the agent villain, and the professional villain who used the power of the working people to beat his father and mother, the situation was very good.

The heroine and her younger brother drove on the bridge, and the dangerous bridge collapsed and a lot of steel wires frightened people to death. Fortunately, it came up. He slipped away without pulling the handbrake. Fortunately, there was a barbed wire gate on the bridge. My brother sacrificed himself to close the door to stop the car, but the latch got stuck. The younger brother was caught between the car and the barbed wire door, and was brutally pinched to death. . . . The iron gate did not move, not even a single deformation. The quality is good, the truck won't fall over, I want to have one too.

Without further ado, the male protagonist arrived and joined the female protagonist smoothly. The rescue thing was delivered, and the conspiracy of the consortium was exposed by the way. It coincided with the presence of the central inspection leader, and the bad guy was caught in one fell swoop. In less than 1 minute, the wellhead was installed, showing the speed of the United States, and then it exploded. Suddenly, a door appeared and the miner who had been suffocated was lifted out. Then, the miner suddenly stood up. . . Well, it's actually a zombie movie, you see they're resurrected.

The hero and heroine took the money, and the younger brother died. It is estimated that they will live a happy life together. The director jumped out, you vulgar men, the main thing for men is to realize their ideals, how can they not be cranky when they encounter a female protagonist occasionally? Well, let’s not pretend, this is not a love action movie, but a thriller in a sci-fi and superhero shell comedy.

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The Ice Road quotes

  • Goldenrod: Mount up. Use the head now, if you have to. We're on a Bull Run!

  • Gurty: Brother, mine.

    Mike: Brother, mine.