These two names seem to constitute a hundred reasons to watch a movie, so I don't want to know who the little actor who, according to Li JJ, looks like a bush, is, and I don't want to know how thrilling and emotional the plot will be. How tangled and lingering, I just need to watch the martial arts scenes of these two uncles. But the thunder of this movie is beyond my imagination. What are the writers thinking? Is it the so-called plot that was made up so that the two uncles could fight against each other?
The Jade Emperor is kind but not observant, the God of War has too much power but is jealous, the Monkey King is strong in martial arts but stubborn, there is an American boy who is weak but likes Chinese Kung Fu, and an old man found a stick in a video store, so the story can be told The curtain is drawn, oh, what ideological elements. I began to suspect that the screenwriter was a fan of Xu Shunying, haha, maybe he was just like us, he was infatuated with Carolman Fitz, why not have a gorgeous time travel?
In my lonely youth, I don’t know how many movies I’ve watched starring these two uncles, and I especially like to watch the scenes where the two of them fight with their opponents. I just didn’t think that the screenwriter or director was too imaginative. Actually let Uncle Cheng play a drunken fist, and Uncle Li turned into a rather naughty monkey king. Jackie Chan's transformation into an old urchin is quite decent. Uncle Li's actions such as scratching his cheeks and scratching his ears again at his age, coupled with his signature smiley face, already has the aura that makes people laugh. Ah, what the hell am I expressing this? But the ghost knows how much I like the scene of the two of them fighting.
It seems that they are very familiar with footwork and boxing. The most beautiful thing is that two people actually use the same moves. Uh, what does the screenwriter want to explain? The two are evenly matched, so even some moves are the same? Forgive me for not being able to describe the specific names of kung fu. This paragraph should be regarded as the highlight of the movie, or a selling point. Well, this can conquer consumers. When Jackie Chan meets Jet Li, it is the most powerful advertisement, right? For Huayi Brothers, money is really easy to do. As for the plot of the film, the plot is too simple, the story is too monotonous, it lacks specific ideas and clues, the lines are particularly funny, and the dialogue is a bit idiotic. The whole film is really thunderous,... .. Everything can be forgiven, as long as the two uncles are there.
It is said that Liu Yifei is really beautiful, but the screenwriter is really pure, so I let the old beauty Skywalker who came from afar take the lead, or in a particularly unintentional situation, ah, suddenly I feel that the screenwriter is too worthy of worship. Now, this modern day that has been popular since the daughter of the Nile accidentally fell to the ancient bridge, and it is still popular today; there is also the exchange between China and the United States. The people at that time were really enlightened. Call his child, not the crowd, etc.; there are also feelings across ethnicity, race, nationality, language, no, even across time, although the two young classmates have always been in the stage of pure love, but the screenwriter's awareness is already very valuable. It's so worth learning. Who said this movie wasn't good? There are more popular elements.
There is no most thunder, only more thunder. Li Bingbing played the role of the white-haired witch with snake whip, ah, my dear training woman, she has become an ignorant girl who was used by the god of war. She has a good martial arts, but she can only die; Xi's God of War is really pretentious to the extreme, is this a kind of success? In short, it's a messy and inexplicable film that Jiangzi doesn't know what to express, so I get used to it. If it weren't for the martial arts support of the two uncles, I would not hesitate to give the film the word "bad film", alas, looking at the wonderful fighting scenes, forget it, it's good to see the scene you like, you can't be a human being too greedy.
Well, the first time I didn’t give a spoiler, because there’s really no spoilers, watching such a movie that you will forget after watching it is like eating a food that is not very tasty just to satisfy your hunger. It is still tasteless, the stomach is full, and the taste buds are still hungry. Ah, I don't like movies like this, I'm a masochist, and let those big shitty movies torture me to death.
Thank you to the two uncles for dedicating such wonderful martial arts in the age of knowing the destiny and the sixtieth year respectively. Haha, I saw the 60s of Zhi Tianming. The uncles are all old. If you want to watch Jiangzi's martial arts films in the future, who should you count on? Suddenly a little sad.
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