Nothing but surprise

Alexys 2022-10-14 13:10:16

Disappointed, still disappointed. Can you hire a few screenwriters if you have the money? Even if you don't call it a chainsaw, you can score a little higher.

I remember that before graduating from college, I watched the first few chainsaws together with my first love girlfriend hiding under the quilt. What I saw was numb scalp and cold sweat. But what about later? Disappointing one after another, the director seems to have blood for the sake of blood, do you think the audience is there to watch this? Isn't it the reflection under the punishment, the intense reversal of the plot is more important?

If I want to see the plasma, I will go to see the zombies bite and bite. You said that the first one was hit by the train was because of nonsense and had to pull out the tongue, but can I still live if the tongue is pulled out? The one who was electrocuted in the water, after you pulled out his finger, the water came up, what are you thinking of? There is also a beautiful captain, who must break the cervical vertebra to escape. Do you think you are stupid, can you live with a broken cervical vertebra? It's over to kill people directly. It's so complicated. Forcibly hooked up with the chainsaw, the jigsaw master knows that you can still live.

Just grab a piece of rag and you can get it covered, I grab it in my hand, just shoot it two times in the back of your head and you'll explain it, right? And in the end, the director asked the protagonist to hit the target. What's the matter? Can't wait for 3 minutes, then the thin needle can't wait for these few minutes? Can you still run? I'll give you a shot in the leg and arm first, but don't run away. If I save someone and see if they're dead, I'll have an explanation if I catch you, right?

And the soundtrack, didn't the director add chicken legs to the lunch box? Suddenly, I opened the door and wowed the soundtrack to frighten me, but nothing happened. The pig-headed man would scream as soon as he showed his face, co-authoring and bringing the bgm on stage? Annoyed or not, won't you order anything else?

It's all bugs. The more you look at it, the more angry you are. Even if you don't hang the name of a chainsaw, you can be a little more tolerant of you. Bad review! ! ! 1 star is still given to the director, who made him hang for so long, it should be counted as a hard star.

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