Even if Newton comes, the American tin car will have to dream of outer space! !

Grayson 2022-03-22 09:02:00

Originally intended to give two stars, the movie still contributed some happiness to me, but I watched the translated film, so I deducted one star! Can you believe that I am literate and can read the subtitles, yet I am forced to watch the dubbed film? ? ! ! When the dubbing came out, I really wanted to get out of the theater immediately, but I came here, bought the tickets, spent the money, let’s see and give it one star.

The dubbing of foreign films is also possible. You can’t kill all the dubbed films with one stick, but the tone and tone of this dubbing are really too disrespectful. It’s a bad film if you make a play in one second! ! Crap dubbing! ! Bad screenwriter! !

The whole film of Super 9 is filled with the positive attitude of the American people to be positive, to dare to think, and to fully implement the Great Leap Forward thought of "how bold people are, how productive the land is". After the director's operation and strategizing, the Great Leap Forward not only became the guiding ideology of the film, but also reaped the fruits of victory. Humans can easily dream of outer space!

The beginning is that the sports car rushes off the cliff and is "sucked" away by the fighter jet, which implies that the film is definitely not simple. It must be inappropriate to watch the film with a brain educated on Newton's three laws, otherwise how can you explain it? Even if the suspension bridge is broken, American cars can drive to the other side. This is the mysterious American power!

Tremble! Humans who have studied junior high school physics.

No director can't do it, only the director can't think of it. Have you seen a rocket, have you seen a rocket car? It's a rocket car with the base of the rocket launcher tied to the roof. Have you seen it? If you haven't seen it before, you should come to Super 9 to open your eyes. Forty bucks for a movie ticket, you can't afford to be deceived, you can't be fooled, you can buy a lesson! !

For the first four-fifths of the film, I was "dubbing the speed of the voice to apologize!" "What's all this?" "That's it?" "Does the screenwriter have a brain?" Can I get a refund? Pay back! "I spent four dollars to watch this film, and I don't think it's worth it, and it's still a translated film.

(How bad is the dubbing? Kadibi heard that she would apply for Chinese nationality overnight, write it in the party application, and then work hard to become a representative of the National People’s Congress, just to submit a motion to apply for a permanent ban on the level of dubbing and production)

The fortune teller said that I will spend my money where it is worth this week, and that shopping will be worth the money. It is recommended to invest in financial management. At the beginning of the movie, I thought the fortune-teller was a liar, but when the plot of the movie developed to dreaming in outer space, I knew that the fortune-teller must be a holy monk! Can I watch this movie for forty bucks? Am I worthy?

Because the moment of glory has come! The era of tin cars has finally arrived.

Drive a metal car to break through the atmosphere, enter outer space, crash small satellites, and realize the American dream, all in one go. In Super 9, there is no need for physical fitness training in advance to enter outer space, no necessary carrier such as rockets, no need for the efforts of all employees of the space agency, no need to prepare oxygen, or even no brains, only the screenwriter and director. A little thought.

Super 9 has pointed out the direction of future technological development, and the American people will be able to change the world with this goal in mind!

(The Chinese people can also change the world if they practice the core values ​​of socialism! Cultural confidence!!)

Science students must be under a lot of pressure to bring Super 9 into reality. First, you have to invent a new set of physical principles to fight against Mr. Newton, and secondly, you have to invent new substances to fight against Mr. Sai, which is simply to create a new The universe, science students, come on! trust yourself! Duck! In comparison, it is very easy for liberal arts students to reach the literacy level of even Super 9. After graduating from elementary school, they can read sci-fi comics, easy~

(Students facing different subjects, stop worrying about arts and sciences, choose liberal arts, no worries!)

Also, Koreans, if the characters are unnecessary, you can not use them to paint your face in your American dad's popcorn movie, thank you.

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F9: The Fast Saga quotes

  • Otto: Okay, listen up! I want 50 of the best men! I want guns! I want wheels, freaking X-wing fighters-- I don't care! The Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca if you can get ahold of him. Money's no object. Go.

    [snaps fingers]

  • Otto: Spoiled rich pricks run the world.