"Spring Festival" the most bizarre magic movie

Ladarius 2022-03-21 09:02:08

Theron Town Hall, the beauty is also a beauty in the evening.

I never thought that the "Fast and Furious" series could be made into such a hodgepodge of films for the Spring Festival family carnival, integrating action, crime, magic, sci-fi, comedy and other themes. The original picture of this series is to stimulate the heartbeat, but this one is good. Whenever the heartbeat accelerates, it begins to trample on the IQ. By the way, I will give you a disgusting low-level joke. As for the logic, sorry, never was.

More than a dozen people are surrounding you with guns. Don't be afraid. You are God's people.

What are you afraid of when the bridge is broken, you have a car that is not bound by gravity, and you can perform high-altitude performances at critical moments.

It was a piece of cake when the car overturned, and a bomb was thrown immediately, which blew up the car in minutes. After all, he was a racing master.

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These are all appetizers, and when we see the car fly into space and crash the satellite unscathed, we will eventually understand the lofty ideal of this series: it turns out to make the car the supreme thing, even in the "Star Wars" " is also an invincible existence. This is no longer a science fiction theme that can be summed up. It is completely detached from natural laws and scientific theories, and is a proper surreal fantasy theme. But does the director really understand? The themes of fantasy and crime suspense are completely in conflict. When the protagonist's aura is so big that it goes against common sense, where do you need to bring your brain into the plot, anyway, the atomic bomb can't kill the protagonist. And these downed comedies are really not funny. They are not a penny better than "Detective Chinatown 2". Together with the magic color, the main color of the movie is swept away. Since there is magic and comedy, why do you need to race? You don't have to commit crimes anymore, let's all fall in love with each other to play "Ice Age".

In fact, the balance of the film's tone is really important, whether it is a comedy or a magic, if the service environment is not too uncomfortable, the degree is well grasped, and the order is complete, just like a dessert after a meal, sweetness can be tolerated. On the other hand, too low-level spoofs of inappropriate comedy or magic will not only not make you laugh, but also destroy the rigor and tension that this movie should have. Just as we were about to seriously think about the plot, it gave us a nonsensical punch. split.

Not only is the tone of the movie a mess, but the main plot is even more unbearable to look at. If "The Promise" is a bloody case caused by a steamed bun, "Fast and Furious 9" is a farce caused by an iron ball. Anyway, I don't understand what this ball is about. Great meaning, how does it work? How does it manipulate the world? Why is DNA unlocked with hands? If you don’t understand, just use science fiction to explain it. If science fiction is not good, use magic. Anyway, the movie will definitely not have a bunch of bugs. The iron ball is very untenable as a plot clue, and the narrative method is messy. There are countless regional scene changes, and a lot of actors come on stage and go through the scene. The main line is not strong enough and can't be connected at all. The director himself may have forgotten to shoot. Where did it come from, just randomly edited it, and the look and feel is so fragmented.

It is said that the main creator has really lost his mind in order to forcibly reverse the whitewashing. Why did the father let his son do the tricks in the car to complete the great cause of suicide? Can't he do it himself? It can only be said that I really hate my son, and I have to pull back when I die. How did Theron escape in the end? Is it a condition of exchange for the Oscar statuette? Or smashed through the glass door with the golden statue? Seeing the ending, we couldn't help but cry with envy: it's good to have a little golden man, and he will never die.

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Extended Reading
  • Jessika 2021-12-21 08:01:06

    I am rather disappointed, still stuck in the Milky Way, unable to jump out, the action design has never got rid of the limitations of mechanics, I hope to continue to work hard in the next one.

  • Lenny 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    Is this a plot that carbon-based creatures can come up with?

F9: The Fast Saga quotes

  • Cipher: [bluntly] Qasar Khan

    Jakob: [looking puzzled] What?

    Cipher: [with a sly grin] ; Genghis Khan's little brother

    Cipher: [beat] Nobody's heard of him either.

  • Roman: [the team speeds past a sign that reads "PELIGRO - MINAS, 1 km"] PELIGRO - MINAS, what does that mean?

    Dominic Toretto: Tej, how fast do we gotta go to clear 'em?

    Tej: Please, don't tell me you're thinkin' what I think you're thinkin'...

    Roman: Why? What does PELIGRO - MINAS mean?

    Dominic Toretto: Tej, how fast?

    Tej: I don't know man!

    Roman: Somebody answer me -- what does PELIGRO - MINAS mean?

    Ramsey: PELIGRO - MINAS means DANGER - LANDMINES!

    Roman: WHAT?