Laughing at "10,000 Years Before History"

Icie 2022-03-21 09:01:45

There are many good movies on the weekend, including "National Treasure", "Golden Compass" and "10,000 Years Before History". I chose to watch "10,000 Years Prehistoric" because of the good name of director Roland Emmerich. He is good at playing computer stunts and visual magic. Compared with some Hollywood directors who spend money to make bad movies, he is still a spender. Money can be tricky. The majestic stunt shots in "Godzilla" and "The Day After Tomorrow" he once directed made me full of expectations for this film.
After watching it, I can't tell how I feel. Even though I am kind, there are some things I have to say... The
foreigners are more superstitious than us:
all the plots of the story are supported by the prophecy of the tribal prophet "Old Mother". The crowd went to attack the aliens because people believed that he could talk to the tiger, so they believed that he was a "god" sent from the sky. It seems that fatalism has a certain market both at home and abroad. I joked with my brother, now I know why Chen Sheng and Wu Guang had to pretend to be ghosts in the uprising.
Damn mascara:
With so many makeup products in the US, isn't there a better mascara? When the heroine Evelyn was dying and weeping, the underside of her eyelids was already smudged into panda eyes, and it was so dark that it was terrible to see. Is the makeup artist too derelict? Maybe the director wanted to tell us that women in prehistoric 10,000 years used charcoal to draw eyeliner, so it was easier to faint...
Cool costume designer:
After the show, I walked out of the entrance of the theater and saw a striking poster on the wall, pay attention Until the name of the costume designer is marked in a prominent position. Really dizzy, the male protagonists in the film are basically shirtless, and the heroine also wears animal skins in many scenes. The only impressive dress in the film is the green dress that the heroine wore to the chest before she died. I believe that what attracts more attention is the The heroine's tall, bare breasts, not the specious green dress. If the animal skin tied around the waist needs to be designed, I also want to try this designer's work, haha...
Women are the future of men:
Who said this, the eternal truth. The belief that underpins the protagonist's bloody urge from beginning to end is "the old mother, the prophet of the tribe, predicted that the warrior who killed the "four-legged beast" would become the husband of the blue-eyed girl Evelyn." Followed all the way from the abduction of the female protagonist , which proves the famous saying of Uncle Benshan: "Behind every successful man is an eventful woman."
A javelin swept the world:
From the initial shooting of a mammoth with a short pick to the "prophet" who was caught by surprise, the hero's skills in javelin practice can be seen everywhere. It's just that the "God" known as the prophet was so close, and he was shot and killed while standing within the range. This is too abrupt. A single javelin of the primitive barbarians ended Egypt's pre-origin civilization. You must know that it was a civilization with paper, tools, and beasts. A single javelin brought civilization back to before liberation overnight. I don't believe it. what! Is this a sci-fi movie or a comedy? Going to the movie theater to spend money, not watching the plot, watching the special effects, not listening to the movie critics and listening to the sound effects, I recommend this film first! ! !

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Extended Reading

10,000 BC quotes

  • D'Leh: He is not a god!

  • D'Leh: What are they saying?

    Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.