10000BC,,, Typical half-hearted movie

Manley 2022-03-21 09:01:45

As the ticket was about to expire, he was raped by the so-called "10,000 years before history" this afternoon. Location: Hall 4, 5th Floor, Metro City. Time: 98 minutes.



This is a typical half-hearted movie. The main theme is the ever-changing "free spirit". The first time I came into contact with this kind of slogan movie was watching Braveheart, and I was angry for a while. Unfortunately, it was discovered later that countless blockbusters have shouted similar slogans. At every climax, a man or woman with a resolute face will raise his arms and shout "Fredenmu!" This situation is similar to our classic lines. "For the sake of the new China, go ahead" is a perfect match. There is nothing wrong with the spirit of freedom itself, but it is a bit unreasonable to take this film. I hope Fox, Warner Bros. and other relevant units will pay enough attention.



If you have to talk about the highlights, the 3 monsters in this film can also make up the number. One is a long-tusked elephant with a huge body, but it is a rat-gullible. One is a big bird. It feels like an ostrich that has been exposed to nuclear radiation, but its beak is very sharp and cruel. It haunts the tropical jungle and pecks when it sees it. It has a low IQ. It was the first time I saw a bird fall off a tree and die. The last one was the saber-toothed tiger. This gentleman showed less face, with a tiger face, lion body, fangs, and a huge body. A normal tiger was definitely a paper tiger in front of him.



In addition to guns, there are roses. In addition to freedom, Laomei also has romance. The love of handsome men and beauties has been written into the party constitution of Hollywood. The shaping of the relationship between men and women in this film is still a childhood sweetheart, and the hero saves the beauty, which makes people have no idea. In the end, the resurrection of the female No. 1 is even more disgusting to all living beings. The thrill of the upcoming epic movie of the people is quickly diverted, and the prince and princess live a happy life again. It is strongly recommended that the theme song be changed to I will marry you today, which is seriously relevant.



Also, there is one more thing I have to say. The film shaped the brotherhood of white tribes and black tribes, who fought side by side to overthrow the mighty ruler with long nails, and finally the blacks gave the whites precious seeds, and the whites would have land to grow without having to eat elephant meat. to survive. The United States once again proved to the world that black and white are united, and America is harmonious. I'm going to kill people, who brought in the American model drama?



There are also many funny people and things in the film, such as the old witch who is Shinto, who predicted the market at the beginning of the film and exposed the whole plot. There is also the captain who went to the tribe to catch slaves, five big and three rough, chivalrous and tender, and used both rigidity and softness towards mm. The funny thing is, after the captain was stabbed by mm, he returned mm with an arrow, and the last sentence: you can't even think of what I can't get. Quite the true biography of Teacher Qiong Yao.



Before the film started, there was an advertisement with five big red characters, and the dubbing was full of confidence:

Very good! very powerful!



Good is good.

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10,000 BC quotes

  • D'Leh: He is not a god!

  • D'Leh: What are they saying?

    Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.