Kung Fu Prequel Script

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Act One Young Hero

[Everyone in the police station looked sideways, one policeman flew on the plaque "Guilty Buster", fell, and the other fell downstairs... everything Like the opening of "Kung Fu"]
Young Dragon Girl/Chartered Woman (Roar): Who else? ...

Xiaolongnv (referring to the young Yang Guo sitting behind/Charter): Such an ugly man was caught here because of a spit of water. Is there still Wang Fa? Is there still a law? !

Xiaolongnv: Your director must also give us piglong gang face, otherwise he will not be regarded as the director!

[Little Dragon Girl combs her tousled hair with her hands, and the future Crocodile will help Boss Gang to hand over the mirror neatly]

[Little Dragon Girl takes Yang Guo and Gang Gang and other brothers out, the Director peeping through the crack in the door]
Little Dragon Girl: Look What? Have you never seen such a beautiful gang leader's wife?

[Everyone goes out, a classic car is parked outside, and a 17-year-old child stretches his head out of the car and looks out]
Xiaolongnv (hold her son): Good son, are you good?
Yang Xiaoxie: I am the best.

[The camera is still, watching everyone get in the car and leave, then pull back, to the entrance of an alley, turn right, enter, and change into a panoramic view, Music sounded, more than a hundred people on the ground are dying, piled into a mountain, and the leading boss has his clothes torn on his chest. A small handprint reveals the flesh on the chest, and two black machetes are painted. More than one hundred machetes in front of the mountain are twisted and turned into a big ball] The

opening of the second act

["Kung Fu" two characters come out, animation special effects, there is a sense of indispensability, "prequel" two small characters jump out, and the two sides confront each other. Turn half a circle on the spot and fight fiercely, extremely tragically, refer to Xiaoxiao 3 flash. Music must be vigorous, bloodstains, cracks, etc. appear in the four characters in the fight]

[Music stops suddenly, and the four characters shake up and stand in a row, a beam of light passes over the four characters, the background is hidden, and Music reappears. Suddenly the word "husband" fell backwards, driving the other three words to fall, falling into a pile of pieces]

[Play the director and other subtitles...]

Act III, the precocious Xiao Xie

[Xiao Xie confronts someone seriously, and someone is invisible]
Xiao Xie: "I am not a two or three year old boy anymore. I have an unforgettable first love. The farthest distance in the world is not the cape, the horizon, or the farewell to life and death, but I stand in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you. I love you, but I have never dared to say it, I’m afraid I will. I’m not afraid of death right away, but I’m afraid I’m dead, no one will love you

like I— " [Close your eyes to make pain, open your eyes, weird smile, the camera is deflected, an interlocutor appears, deaf girl With a blank look]
Xiaoxie: It's perfect, too sensational, I can finally confess, thank you...

[Give the little girl a lollipop, the little girl leaves. Xiao Xiezheng
looks intoxicated, and the old beggar's face sticks out into the camera] Old beggar: "Little brother, I think you are a martial arts talent selected from a thousand. The task of guarding evil and promoting good and defending the world depends on you. Yes, I have a martial arts secret book here. Seeing that we are predestined, I will sell it to you for ten dollars."

[Old beggar shows , Xiao Xie takes out his pocket]
Xiao Xie: Just now there are ten dollars. I bought a stick. Lollipop is only nine dollars and five dollars.

[The old beggar tore off two pieces from the secret book and handed the rest to Xiaoxie]
Old beggar: Fair business, young men and no deception, the Tathagata God's palm is broad and profound, and this is enough to make world peace.

[In Xiao Xie's confession, only the part of a young woman who is the same height as Xiao Xie is visible in the camera]
(After the confession, "slap" a palm); "Little hooligan, dare to eat my old lady's tofu"

[Xiao Xie has palm prints on her face, Grief and indignation, practice Tathagata palms hard]

[Xiao Xie practiced confession hard to the little deaf girl and gave lollipop]

[Xiao Xie confession, another woman half-length, different figure clothes. The confession is not over yet, the woman runs away like a wheel]

[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing divine palm hard]

[Xiao Xie practicing confession hard to the little deaf girl, giving lollipop]

[Xiao Xie confessed, the third woman. The confession is not finished, the woman laughs wildly, her whole body trembles violently]

[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing divine palm hard]

[hardening confession, lollipop]

[In confession, the fourth woman. After the confession, the woman faints, like a Japanese cartoon, kicking her feet in the air]

[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing God's palm

hard]

[Practice confession hard, lollipop] [Xiao Xie confession, the fifth woman. The confession is not finished, the woman's feet are off the ground, floating in the air, the camera shows her face, her face is flushed, and her eyes are full of tears]

[Xiao Xie wears lipstick and lip prints on her face, grief and anger, practicing divine palms hard]

[Training confession hard, Bang Bang Sugar]

[The little deaf girl encounters a group of little bad boys robbing lollipops, the little star

appears on the scene, saves the beauty, is beaten, such as ] The fourth act loses her beloved son

ten years later...
[Growing up Xiaoxie Fighting fiercely with a monk, the monk defeated, Xiao Xie jumped up, took off a plaque , and put it into a bag]

[Xiao Xie beat Taoist priest, took off the plaque ]

[The plaque in the pocket is more More and more, ...]

[Xiao Xie carried a bag of plaques on his back, and walked vigorously on the mountain road while humming folk songs. The path was ups and downs, and a person appeared at the end, the young Huoyun Cthulhu]

[Fire The evil god Yun points his pocket, hooks his fingers, Xiaoxie smiles and shook his head, put down the pocket]

[The battle between the two sides is extremely tragic]

[Xiaoxie gradually falls into the wind, the two sides perform tricks, the evil god Huoyun performs toad power]
Xiaoxie (big drink) :Buddha's Palm!

[Xiao Xie soars and rises to the clouds, a cloud that resembles a Tathagata, but then descends. The Fire Cloud Cthulhu is pressed on the ground by the aura of the palm of the Tathagata and cannot move]

[The cold star flashes in the sky, and the Xiao Xie's figure descends rapidly. It grows bigger, the face looks solemn, suddenly remembering something, my eyes are scared, my forehead is sweating]

[Black-and-white footage, memories...While the old beggar was talking, he tore off the last two pages of the secret script and wrote "Tathagata

Palm Removal Technique : Soft Landing"] [Xiao Xie became more and more frightened, and his clothes began to smoke, burn, and change Formed into a large fireball, across the sky, and fell behind the mountain, the earth shook, and a mushroom cloud rose. ]

[Old beggar rushed to the crash site, in the center of a crater, Xiaoxie's whole body twisted and burnt black]
Xiaoxie (muttering to himself): Why...why...

[The old beggar takes out a copy from his back pocket< Tathagata Palm>, turning to the last two pages, Xiao Xie saw that, with mixed feelings in his eyes: grief, scorn, sadness... (A test of acting skills!) Hold the old beggar tightly with both hands, tighter and tighter]
Xiao Xie: "!#$ %^&*"
Old beggar: "Speak Mandarin..."

[Xiao Xie released his hand, breathed away, a big tear dripped from the corner of his eyes]

[The old beggar shook Xiao Xie vigorously, suddenly turned his head in shock and saw Huoyun Cthulhu approaching]
Fire Cloud Cthulhu: Who are you?

The fifth act waits for the first

year after the world ...
[On the top of the mountain, the old beggar meditates in opposition to the evil god of fire cloud, and the evil god of fire cloud is working, a fire cloud rises above his head, the old beggar's eyes secretly opened a gap, and a big drop dripped from his forehead Khan, get up and leave quietly]
Huo Yun Cthulhu (opens his eyes suddenly): "Where to go?"
Old beggar (freeze): I'll go to No.1...

[Huoyun Cthulhu jumps up so sharply that the old beggar is so ill-formed Stop]
Huoyun Cthulhu (stretching): I feel good. Pity me, the evil god Huoyun seeks to defeat alone, but it is also fortunate for Sansheng to find an old monster like you that can't be killed.

[The old beggar lays on the ground and can't help soaking blood]
Huoyun Cthulhu (kicking him): Get up, don't pretend to be dead.

[The old beggar stops soaring blood]
The old beggar (intermittently): In the world... where... there are... people who fight... don't... die... except... non... are... gods... immortals. Practicing...this...'fight...no...death...god...gong"...the most...was...expensive...essence...qi,...I...have...light...dry...oil...exhausted...no...now...now …It’s late...

[Fire Cloud Cthulhu is startled, he steps forward and picks up the old beggar, the old beggar trembles dying, and pays tribute to Kim Kelly's "Ghost in Disguise", refer to the scene in the movie where the Geek acted and pretended to die on the dance floor]
Huoyun Evil God (Anxiously): What should I do if you die??
Old beggar: Can...die...in the...under the sky...first...in the...of the...hand...of...I...of... Fate,...my...glorious...honorable. I...after death..., you...from...this...in...west...three...ten...in, there is...one...building, you...in...floor... Next...close...close...like...come...God...pal...pass...man...and...return...to...will...come...see...you, let...you...get...what...wish …

[The old beggar died, the fire cloud evil god hugs the corpse, the panorama, the music is great compassion]
Huoyun evil god: Don't die, let's sing and laugh together, let's go to Niubei Mountain and retreat together!!! > Tribute)

[Huoyun Cthulhu digs his grave with his hands, bury the old beggar, wipes away tears, and heads west]

[A magnificent building emerges at the end of the road with a few large characters: Institute of Abnormal Humans, Army Patrol]
Huoyun Cthulhu (yelling): ah ah ah ......

[army came up, Fire Dragon Cthulhu catch a bullet, the big break, the Wachowski, Ang Lee Tribute]

[A cannonball hit the Fire Cloud Cthulhu, a somersault, a tank ran over, and the grid slammed, requiring similar animation effects. The Fire Cloud Cthulhu was tied up with heavy iron chains by the army and sent to the basement]

[Floating shot, the basement added iron window vents, letting out a little moonlight, and shining the hot eyes of the Huoyun Cthulhu]

[Old beggar’s tomb, static for a long time, suddenly the surface He began to arch, a hand broke through the soil, and the old beggar got out of the ground, shaking the soil on his clothes]
Old beggar: Bah, bah, I was crushed by him for a year, and finally deceived him...

Act 6 Coolie Qiang He Iron Line Boxing

[Peach Grove, Night, Music Sadness. Coolie Qiang opposed "Kung Fu" Zhong Dasao for a long time, and both shed a drop of tears]

[In the dark place in the forest, the young old rabbit/Hong Jia Tieqian looked at Coolie Qiang with a fist, but also shed a drop of tears]

[Dasao turned around Hiding her face and running away]
Sister-in-law: Aqiang, I'm sorry, you forget me! ! !

[Coolie stretches out and grabs the sleeves of sister-in-law, she pulls hard, the sleeves are stretched like springs, and the sleeves become longer and longer, suddenly breaking, and sister-in-law's body flies forward and fluttering away, very beautiful, to , and

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Kung Fu Hustle quotes

  • Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone?

    Sing: I've always thought about it.

  • Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings?

    Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.