Act One Young Hero
[Everyone in the police station looked sideways, one policeman flew on the plaque "Guilty Buster", fell, and the other fell downstairs... everything Like the opening of "Kung Fu"]
Young Dragon Girl/Chartered Woman (Roar): Who else? ...
Xiaolongnv (referring to the young Yang Guo sitting behind/Charter): Such an ugly man was caught here because of a spit of water. Is there still Wang Fa? Is there still a law? !
Xiaolongnv: Your director must also give us piglong gang face, otherwise he will not be regarded as the director!
[Little Dragon Girl combs her tousled hair with her hands, and the future Crocodile will help Boss Gang to hand over the mirror neatly]
[Little Dragon Girl takes Yang Guo and Gang Gang and other brothers out, the Director peeping through the crack in the door]
Little Dragon Girl: Look What? Have you never seen such a beautiful gang leader's wife?
[Everyone goes out, a classic car is parked outside, and a 17-year-old child stretches his head out of the car and looks out]
Xiaolongnv (hold her son): Good son, are you good?
Yang Xiaoxie: I am the best.
[The camera is still, watching everyone get in the car and leave, then pull back, to the entrance of an alley, turn right, enter, and change into a panoramic view, Music sounded, more than a hundred people on the ground are dying, piled into a mountain, and the leading boss has his clothes torn on his chest. A small handprint reveals the flesh on the chest, and two black machetes are painted. More than one hundred machetes in front of the mountain are twisted and turned into a big ball] The
opening of the second act
["Kung Fu" two characters come out, animation special effects, there is a sense of indispensability, "prequel" two small characters jump out, and the two sides confront each other. Turn half a circle on the spot and fight fiercely, extremely tragically, refer to Xiaoxiao 3 flash. Music must be vigorous, bloodstains, cracks, etc. appear in the four characters in the fight]
[Music stops suddenly, and the four characters shake up and stand in a row, a beam of light passes over the four characters, the background is hidden, and Music reappears. Suddenly the word "husband" fell backwards, driving the other three words to fall, falling into a pile of pieces]
[Play the director and other subtitles...]
Act III, the precocious Xiao Xie
[Xiao Xie confronts someone seriously, and someone is invisible]
Xiao Xie: "I am not a two or three year old boy anymore. I have an unforgettable first love. The farthest distance in the world is not the cape, the horizon, or the farewell to life and death, but I stand in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you. I love you, but I have never dared to say it, I’m afraid I will. I’m not afraid of death right away, but I’m afraid I’m dead, no one will love you
like I— " [Close your eyes to make pain, open your eyes, weird smile, the camera is deflected, an interlocutor appears, deaf girl With a blank look]
Xiaoxie: It's perfect, too sensational, I can finally confess, thank you...
[Give the little girl a lollipop, the little girl leaves. Xiao Xiezheng
looks intoxicated, and the old beggar's face sticks out into the camera] Old beggar: "Little brother, I think you are a martial arts talent selected from a thousand. The task of guarding evil and promoting good and defending the world depends on you. Yes, I have a martial arts secret book here. Seeing that we are predestined, I will sell it to you for ten dollars."
[Old beggar shows
Xiao Xie: Just now there are ten dollars. I bought a stick. Lollipop is only nine dollars and five dollars.
[The old beggar tore off two pieces from the secret book and handed the rest to Xiaoxie]
Old beggar: Fair business, young men and no deception, the Tathagata God's palm is broad and profound, and this is enough to make world peace.
[In Xiao Xie's confession, only the part of a young woman who is the same height as Xiao Xie is visible in the camera]
(After the confession, "slap" a palm); "Little hooligan, dare to eat my old lady's tofu"
[Xiao Xie has palm prints on her face, Grief and indignation, practice Tathagata palms hard]
[Xiao Xie practiced confession hard to the little deaf girl and gave lollipop]
[Xiao Xie confession, another woman half-length, different figure clothes. The confession is not over yet, the woman runs away like a wheel]
[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing divine palm hard]
[Xiao Xie practicing confession hard to the little deaf girl, giving lollipop]
[Xiao Xie confessed, the third woman. The confession is not finished, the woman laughs wildly, her whole body trembles violently]
[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing divine palm hard]
[hardening confession, lollipop]
[In confession, the fourth woman. After the confession, the woman faints, like a Japanese cartoon, kicking her feet in the air]
[Xiao Xie is sad and indignant, practicing God's palm
hard]
[Practice confession hard, lollipop] [Xiao Xie confession, the fifth woman. The confession is not finished, the woman's feet are off the ground, floating in the air, the camera shows her face, her face is flushed, and her eyes are full of tears]
[Xiao Xie wears lipstick and lip prints on her face, grief and anger, practicing divine palms hard]
[Training confession hard, Bang Bang Sugar]
[The little deaf girl encounters a group of little bad boys robbing lollipops, the little star
appears on the scene, saves the beauty, is beaten, such as
ten years later...
[Growing up Xiaoxie Fighting fiercely with a monk, the monk defeated, Xiao Xie jumped up, took off a plaque
[Xiao Xie beat Taoist priest, took off the plaque
[The plaque in the pocket is more More and more,
[Xiao Xie carried a bag of plaques on his back, and walked vigorously on the mountain road while humming folk songs. The path was ups and downs, and a person appeared at the end, the young Huoyun Cthulhu]
[Fire The evil god Yun points his pocket, hooks his fingers, Xiaoxie smiles and shook his head, put down the pocket]
[The battle between the two sides is extremely tragic]
[Xiaoxie gradually falls into the wind, the two sides perform tricks, the evil god Huoyun performs toad power]
Xiaoxie (big drink) :Buddha's Palm!
[Xiao Xie soars and rises to the clouds, a cloud that resembles a Tathagata, but then descends. The Fire Cloud Cthulhu is pressed on the ground by the aura of the palm of the Tathagata and cannot move]
[The cold star flashes in the sky, and the Xiao Xie's figure descends rapidly. It grows bigger, the face looks solemn, suddenly remembering something, my eyes are scared, my forehead is sweating]
[Black-and-white footage, memories...While the old beggar was talking, he tore off the last two pages of the secret script and wrote "Tathagata
Palm Removal Technique : Soft Landing"] [Xiao Xie became more and more frightened, and his clothes began to smoke, burn, and change Formed into a large fireball, across the sky, and fell behind the mountain, the earth shook, and a mushroom cloud rose. ]
[Old beggar rushed to the crash site, in the center of a crater, Xiaoxie's whole body twisted and burnt black]
Xiaoxie (muttering to himself): Why...why...
[The old beggar takes out a copy from his back pocket< Tathagata Palm>, turning to the last two pages, Xiao Xie saw that, with mixed feelings in his eyes: grief, scorn, sadness... (A test of acting skills!) Hold the old beggar tightly with both hands, tighter and tighter]
Xiao Xie: "!#$ %^&*"
Old beggar: "Speak Mandarin..."
[Xiao Xie released his hand, breathed away, a big tear dripped from the corner of his eyes]
[The old beggar shook Xiao Xie vigorously, suddenly turned his head in shock and saw Huoyun Cthulhu approaching]
Fire Cloud Cthulhu: Who are you?
The fifth act waits for the first
year after the world ...
[On the top of the mountain, the old beggar meditates in opposition to the evil god of fire cloud, and the evil god of fire cloud is working, a fire cloud rises above his head, the old beggar's eyes secretly opened a gap, and a big drop dripped from his forehead Khan, get up and leave quietly]
Huo Yun Cthulhu (opens his eyes suddenly): "Where to go?"
Old beggar (freeze): I'll go to No.1...
[Huoyun Cthulhu jumps up so sharply that the old beggar is so ill-formed Stop]
Huoyun Cthulhu (stretching): I feel good. Pity me, the evil god Huoyun seeks to defeat alone, but it is also fortunate for Sansheng to find an old monster like you that can't be killed.
[The old beggar lays on the ground and can't help soaking blood]
Huoyun Cthulhu (kicking him): Get up, don't pretend to be dead.
[The old beggar stops soaring blood]
The old beggar (intermittently): In the world... where... there are... people who fight... don't... die... except... non... are... gods... immortals. Practicing...this...'fight...no...death...god...gong"...the most...was...expensive...essence...qi,...I...have...light...dry...oil...exhausted...no...now...now …It’s late...
[Fire Cloud Cthulhu is startled, he steps forward and picks up the old beggar, the old beggar trembles dying, and pays tribute to Kim Kelly's "Ghost in Disguise", refer to the scene in the movie where the Geek acted and pretended to die on the dance floor]
Huoyun Evil God (Anxiously): What should I do if you die??
Old beggar: Can...die...in the...under the sky...first...in the...of the...hand...of...I...of... Fate,...my...glorious...honorable. I...after death..., you...from...this...in...west...three...ten...in, there is...one...building, you...in...floor... Next...close...close...like...come...God...pal...pass...man...and...return...to...will...come...see...you, let...you...get...what...wish …
[The old beggar died, the fire cloud evil god hugs the corpse, the panorama, the music is great compassion]
Huoyun evil god: Don't die, let's sing and laugh together, let's go to Niubei Mountain and retreat together!!! > Tribute)
[Huoyun Cthulhu digs his grave with his hands, bury the old beggar, wipes away tears, and heads west]
[A magnificent building emerges at the end of the road with a few large characters: Institute of Abnormal Humans, Army Patrol]
Huoyun Cthulhu (yelling): ah ah ah ......
[army came up, Fire Dragon Cthulhu catch a bullet, the big break, the Wachowski
[A cannonball hit the Fire Cloud Cthulhu, a somersault, a tank ran over, and the grid slammed, requiring similar animation effects. The Fire Cloud Cthulhu was tied up with heavy iron chains by the army and sent to the basement]
[Floating shot, the basement added iron window vents, letting out a little moonlight, and shining the hot eyes of the Huoyun Cthulhu]
[Old beggar’s tomb, static for a long time, suddenly the surface He began to arch, a hand broke through the soil, and the old beggar got out of the ground, shaking the soil on his clothes]
Old beggar: Bah, bah, I was crushed by him for a year, and finally deceived him...
Act 6 Coolie Qiang He Iron Line Boxing
[Peach Grove, Night, Music Sadness. Coolie Qiang opposed "Kung Fu" Zhong Dasao for a long time, and both shed a drop of tears]
[In the dark place in the forest, the young old rabbit/Hong Jia Tieqian looked at Coolie Qiang with a fist, but also shed a drop of tears]
[Dasao turned around Hiding her face and running away]
Sister-in-law: Aqiang, I'm sorry, you forget me! ! !
[Coolie stretches out and grabs the sleeves of sister-in-law, she pulls hard, the sleeves are stretched like springs, and the sleeves become longer and longer, suddenly breaking, and sister-in-law's body flies forward and fluttering away, very beautiful, to ,
Coolie Qiang (sighing up to the sky): There used to be a sincere feeling in front of me. I have no money, and I will regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that girl: I have money. If you must add an amount to this amount, I hope it is: 200,000 yuan.
[The iron wire fists in the dark hides his face and weeps]
[The old beggar walks through the dark]
Old beggar (speaking loudly): I turned my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.
[Coolie strong and iron thread fist shake at the same time]
Old beggar (said loudly): Those who know me say I am worried, those who don't know me say what I want.
[The two people who are trapped by love are even more surprised. The old beggar waved to where they were, and walked forward in strides. The two followed one by one, one behind the other, one behind the other, one behind the other.
[At the end of the road, in the morning light, a building emerges, and the door is written "Pig Cage Walled City". ]
Strong coolie (inner monologue): Many years later, I have a nickname called strong coolie. Everyone can become desperate, as long as you have tried what is lost. I don't care what others think of me. I used to just want to make one person happy. I decided to forget a relationship and start a new life.
Iron Line Fist (Inner Monologue): The best things you can't get. In this life, as long as I can see you every day, I will have no regrets or regrets.
Act 7 Goro Gossip Stick
[In a Shanghai tavern, the crocodile helps the boss Gang and Goro Gossip Stick to drink together]
Goro: I haven't seen each other for a few years, and I don't think that Goro has already made a career!
Brother Gang: It’s not that good luck. The pig dragon eldest brother Yang Guo and Xiaolong female martial arts elder brother Yang Guo and Xiaolong female martial arts, in Shanghai to call the wind and rain, and there is a son who is born to practice martial arts, I can be the leader of my life and I am satisfied. Never thought that their son would go out to kick the gym and be killed by a meteorite. Some people say that he was beaten to death by a master. The two bosses were distraught and frustrated, so they disbanded the Pig Dragon Gang. I gathered a group of brothers who didn't want to leave, and formed the Crocodile Gang, which made me what I am today.
[Goro worshiping gaze]
Brother Gang: Brother, you finally came down from the mountain and got the true biography of the Gossip Stick of Master Goro. Come to my crocodile to do things, brother, I will not treat you badly.
Goro: Master gave me a fortune-telling, saying that my middle-aged man would be bloody due to martial arts. I just want to inherit the noodle stall handed down from my ancestors and live my life in peace.
Brother Gang: Okay, don't force you, but please do something for the brother.
Goro: Brother, please let me know.
Brother Gang: A few days ago, brother, I married a beautiful woman...
Goro: Congratulations, brother.
Brother Gang (stops talking, his expression begins to sad) I would have turned my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditches...
Goro: When will brother learn to recite poetry?
Brother Gang (shed a big tear): I am sorry for my love for her, giving her glory and prosperity, but she never forgets the poor guy who was good.
[Goro sees it, reaches out to his neck and makes a beheading]
Brother Gang (more sorrowful): Those who know me say I am worried, those who don’t know me say what I want...
[Goro surprised, look at Brother
Gang ] Gang brother : That person is called coolie strong, and he lives in the pig cage.
Goro: The city of pig cage?
Brother Gang: Exactly. When my elder brother and sister-in-law found the corpse of the young man, there were four big characters on the ground beside him: "Pork Cage". The eldest brother and sister-in-law guessed that this was the last words of the little son. After retiring to the world, a building was built and named the Zhucang Walled City.
Brother Gang: Brother gave you an investment and opened a noodle stall in Zhucang City. You secretly protect and monitor coolie for me. Don't let him get hurt, then she will be heartbroken, and don't let them meet, then I will be heartbroken.
[Gang brother hides his face and sobbs]
Goro (opens his mouth wide): An expert is acting, unpredictable!
[Goro walks into the pig cage city with his luggage, coolie passes by with the sack, and the old rabbit in the distance looks affectionately at Coolie from the window]
Act 8 Kung Fu
ten years later...
[Abnormal Human Research So, look through the vent, Huoyun Cthulhu's eyes]
Huoyun Cthulhu (Mind Monologue): I have been waiting for ten years, and I haven't waited for that person. Tonight is my last night here, and I will leave if I don’t come again.
[The iron door lock rattles slightly, Huo Yun Cthulhu sits on the toilet excitedly, picks up a newspaper to cover his face, the iron door slowly opens, revealing the innocent face of Ah Xing]
[Kung Fu Pian Hua]
Ninth The finale of the curtain
[After a fierce fight, Ah Xing defeated the evil spirit of Huoyun, opened a lollipop shop, and reunited with the deaf girl outside the store, and the old beggar peddled
[Little Fatty didn't buy it and left. The old beggar stood up and said to himself. A voice can be heard from the sky]
Tiansheng: Good job, you will continue to find more martial arts talents in the world, and I will be the Buddha.
Old beggar: Pounce on your mother!
Tiansheng (angry road): What did you say?
Old beggar: I said I was the ancestor of Bodhi.
Tiansheng: You don't want to be wronged. You sold 20,000 copies of Tathagata Palm, but you made a lot of money. A total of 199,999 yuan and five cents...
Bodhi: I K, I can't hide this from you. How about four or six points?
Voice of the sky: ...
Bodhi: Count you cruel, then three or seven
minutes. Voice of the sky: You kid!
Bodhi: Twenty-eight can't make it, only nineteen. You are too dark.
Tiansheng (laughs): This is the place you talk about...
Bodhi’s ceremony, the face is solemn
[End of the play, thank you for watching]
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