The first time I intuitively and concretely understood the truth of "there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world", I read the old version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". My knowledge of martial arts, from the ancestral stunts after Yang Tiexin and Guo Xiaotian, to Mr. Qiu Chuji, the junior representative of Wushu, then the master of wisdom, Peng Lianhu, Sha Tongtian, and finally five peerless masters in the east, west, south and north, standing in China On the top of the mountain, experience 1/5 of loneliness. And my expression, from widening my eyes to stretching my tongue to stretching my tongue, I can't shrink back. This shows that for martial arts, especially the incredible martial arts, I still have a certain degree of insight and psychological preparation. I have realized a certain truth from it. Looking at these kinds of moves, although I can't see the world of martial arts like Miss Wang Yuyan, she has gradually risen to the level of philosophy. Specifically, it means that he doesn't care much about the moves. The clerk once said in four eyes --- "Those are just false names, just like floating clouds." Just as Mr. Wang Xiaobo mentioned in the essay, the diplomat who saw "Swan Lake" was about to vomit, and the specific moves were nothing more than mechanical movements in elementary physics. What I really insist on is a martial arts attitude. When I see the wonderful performances of the masters on the stage, I always snorted in my heart, and uttered the famous sentence of the soldier Zhang Ga who taught the national scum several years ago: Don’t look at your current joy, Be careful to pull the list in the future. To be honest, many experts have rarely made mistakes in their final predictions. In other words, in the world of martial arts, arrogance is the most undesirable quality. Walking across the rivers and lakes, it is not the word "righteousness", but "safety first, safety first." This is what Zhou Weixin, the general dart head of the Xi'an Prestige Escort Bureau of Shaanxi, and the "Eight Directions of Iron Whip Town", has done very well. The hero Jin Yong also praised him greatly for writing a book and making a biography, calling him "Mandarin Duck Sword". Because, no matter how great you are, you must accept the reality that there is always a kind of kung fu that can make you burst into tears. The crocodile gang leader is also a very important role. Not only did he make a noise in the police station, but he was also said to smoke some reporters before. He was very good, but he was chopped into dumpling stuffing by the axe gang; the axe gang was enough. , The dance is also very level, but when encountering junior masters represented by iron fist, Wulang Bagua stick, and twelve-way Tan legs in the arena, they are only beaten; two playing piano that prevents others from watching MM The blind man is an intermediate master, the condor hero Luxian and his wife are senior masters, and the old master Huoyun Cthulhu even "the world martial arts, no strength will not break, but soon will not break." This kind of big martial arts secrets can be lightly said. , That is naturally a master of the world, not only get a lot of salary, but also enjoy the allowance of the State Council. Basically, in the order of their appearance in the above paragraph, the latter always makes the former burst into tears, thus proving the correctness of the theory I said. Even if it’s okay, Mr. Huoyun Cthulhu, who likes to live in jail, read newspapers and learn to vomit blood and play in the hallway, will have A Xing’s big slap to make him cry all the time, realizing that he thinks he “will not cry anymore”. Extreme error D. Yes, there is one last loophole in my perfect hypothesis, and one last argument is needed-what kind of kung fu can make A Xing, who has opened up the two channels of Ren Du, burst into tears? I am not an irresponsible and shameless person, so I won't say that Ah Xing is already in the immortal class after learning the palm of the Tathagata, and there is no kung fu that can make him cry silently. I don’t say that there must be truth in the ultimate place. He is the god, the top of the pyramid of martial arts masters, so no one is invincible—then I will discuss with you in a low voice: Give face, I can’t repeat the argument, let’s stop here. . It's not shameless because there is no need for shamelessness. There is really a kind of kung fu that can make Ah Xing burst into tears, that is, the kind of moves that a dumb woman gestures to him with a lollipop that has been in disrepair. Which kind of kung fu is the strongest in the world? It is not the palm of the Tathagata, it is not toad gong, it is not Tai Chi or the roar of the lion. The world’s strongest Kung Fu is vividly interpreted in "Kung Fu", that is, when A Xing was beaten to the head and face of the Huoyun Cthulhu, he lightly hit the Huoyun Cthulhu with a wooden stick slightly thicker than a matchstick. . This light blow was not like the previous blow where A Xing's finger touched Huoyun Cthulhu's bald head and immediately hid behind Guan Erye. It was too ws. This light blow meant that his conscience was unfailing, and it took great courage to finally choose goodness, and after possessing such courage, resisting evil forces-even the strongest-was a matter of course. Ah Xing failed to complete his dream of facing the era of "money everywhere and women everywhere". He seized the opportunity to kill a person and turned himself into liberation, because doing evil also requires skill and professionalism. He is too stupid and too unprofessional. However, he began to bring the strongest kung fu in the world-kindness back to himself. This kung fu practice is extremely difficult. Even if you are a little accomplished in your early years, you can help others fight injustices and defend the weak when you don’t know the difference between "wind blowing trees" and "strike things in the air." lollipop. Practicing this kind of martial arts requires basic qualities and elements, such as the determination to maintain world peace; it needs to go through various tests, such as being surrounded by a group of men and taking a pee shower in front of a woman. If you can’t stand the test, suddenly realize it, and say to yourself very cleverly, "...I understand that there is no reward for being a good person, I will be a bad person, I, want, kill, person", just a little moment of skill accumulated in the pubic area There is nothing left. However, when you still don’t forget to knock the wicked person’s head with a wooden stick in a desperate situation, your progress will be fast. So, when your palm is weak, the "Tathagata Palm" becomes the "Great Compassion Palm". , There will be great success in the end, and the accomplishment of merit. As a result, the sharp weapon faded away from the evil organs and turned into a lotus flower, and the Buddha in the clouds looked at you with a smile, and it was so good. PS: The hero Jin Yong's "Mandarin Duck Sword" says: "When everyone looked closer, they saw the word "Benevolent" engraved on the blade of the mandarin sword, and the word "Invincible" engraved on the sword. "The benevolent is invincible"! This is the great secret that is invincible in the world. "I never dreamed that one day I would write a film review for Stephen Chow, and the central idea would be like this. Luc Besson said that a movie is nothing but an aspirin. It seems a bit awkward for me to write this kind of article. Online comments on "Kung Fu" There is a sound of applause, close to blindness and madness. Whenever there is a negative voice, there are countless abuses and attacks. I love Zhou Xingchi. I think it is good for "Kung Fu". It is not about the debate between "special effects" and "nonsensical". It is important As a director, he is forming his own style. For him, the existence of those enthusiastic fans is a blessing or misfortune. Written on January 12, 2005
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