Don't let our family be good, none of you want to run away

Destinee 2022-09-09 23:51:47

Let's take a closer look at the high-quality doomsday view of this second-year movie:

1. The countdown to the end of the world is coming. You are still packing your bags, and the girl pig is still brushing jam with bread. I suggest that the director look at the Chinese Spring Festival 10 years ago. To escape from the end of the day, you should pick a pole and hang two chickens to marinate. The fish is in a basket and a bucket. Take a look at Tom's "War of the Worlds" doomsday escape guide, 1. Empty the food in the refrigerator in one minute 2 Find the battery 3 Take the gun. Holding a gun is the most tangible human understanding of the end times. Because the doomsday must be a great outbreak of human evil. Don't blame the child for losing his insulin. After all, they are children. If they want to blame the mother-in-law couple who are still cleaning up diapers at the end of the day, there are so many things that life's necessities are missed.

2. The government's doomsday order is actually a direct machine language call. Having been in the society for so many years, common sense tells us that if a machine language phone says you won the lottery and you will believe it, it is recommended that you go to the hospital to have a look at your brain!

3. In addition to machine language and text messages, the director's naivety is hopeless for the direct TV broadcast to announce the list of escape candidates. As mentioned above, the end of the world must be an outbreak of evil human nature, and even a fair system cannot be maintained, let alone an unfair system. If the TV broadcast: the world is going to die, we have selected a group of people who can live, the list is as follows, the others are embarrassed to wait to die! I believe that the person who got the escape ticket can count down after reading the report at home. Within 5 minutes, a mob will definitely rush into your house to grab your ID card and mobile phone with a QR code, even if they can't use it, they can't let you use it. "People do not suffer from poverty and inequality", at the time of the end of the world, it is actually open to give priority to privileges! This kind of thing must be operated under high secrecy. It is best to send a helicopter to a designated hidden location to pick you up. If you find that you have leaked your secrets, you will immediately cancel your quota. Refer to the guide Peter Brother's "Zombie World War".

4.. Still on the luggage issue, the government's guideline for those who choose an escape ticket is to bring a suitcase. Think this is a vacation, this is a doomsday escape, you can carry one more person with less weight of three suitcases. As for items such as food sheets and other items, the government must configure them separately so that they can be well controlled. People should only bring necessities for life, such as insulin for diabetes. It's the end of the world and still bring a change of clothes, the middle class and ZF in the United States are not as good as Chinese aunts!

5. What is the most important thing in the centralized evacuation of the doomsday, order! Absolute order, so all doomsday movies maintain order must be the army. However, the film does not understand the meaning of the military at all. Under normal circumstances, once a civilian flight closes the cabin door and waits for take-off, you propose to get off the plane and persuade you not to listen once, and you can directly detain the air police for the second time. In this case of the movie, as a soldier, you should be able to directly kill the male pig who asked to get off the plane.

6. The evacuated military airport was so exposed that it was so crowded that there were no air tickets and the passage was blocked, making it difficult for those with air tickets to enter. There are so many underground airports in the United States, and hidden military airports are not used at this time? The real situation is that if you openly engage in privileged escape at the end of the world, people without air tickets will instantly crowd your airport like zombies under a hail of bullets. In response to Chen Sheng's words of encouragement: failure to meet deadlines is death, and rebellion is death, so let's rebel, after all, rebellion still has some vitality.

7. If there is a meteorite rain in the sky, don't go under the bridge to avoid it. The density of meteorites is generally not large, and the probability of direct death is low, but it is absolutely no problem to smash a bridge with force.

8. Don't let us get on the plane, no one wants to leave! The face of the villain who has always been in the end of the world movie actually appeared in the protagonist of this film. Finally, the theme of the film is confirmed: If we don't make our family better, none of you will try to run away.

After watching this film, I have an idea. If we want to organize a doomsday escape, we must first pick out the couple in this film, publicly execute the sacrificial flag, and then swear the crowd: To allow more people to escape, this black sheep must be eradicate!

View more about Greenland reviews

Extended Reading

Greenland quotes

  • Nathan Garrity: My friend Teddy says your life flashes in front of your eyes when you die. I think it would be better if it did that while you lived. That way, you could see all the good memories and be happy.