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Brennan 2022-03-21 09:02:19

2005/03/15

People around me all know that I hate Jude Law very much. It has nothing to do with acting or appearance. Mu Tou's dull eyes will still be cute after more than ten years. Although Law's face could be called handsome, the "Greek silhouette, London breath, gold mine face, silky voice" is complete nonsense. Although I didn't like "The Talented Mr Ripley" and "AI", it didn't reach the point of disgust, until "Wilde", which I tried so hard to find, turned out to be a mine-level bad movie, watching this kid pretend to be arrogant. Disgusted, the later "Enemy at the gates" admits that his acting skills are improving even if it goes against his will, and "Road to Perdition" even has a self-destructive performance, and then one day I found out that although he hates this kind of words, his film is actually I watched it for seven, seven, eight, eight, which also proves that sometimes if you don't like it, you don't like it, and you won't accept it because of your habit. Until I watched this remake of ''Alfie', which was not very good... In fact, I didn't like it much. Well, well, I admit that his performance in this film was really bad, but he just made people feel bad. I think it's cute and cute, especially the endless self-talk at the beginning of the film. I somehow thought of the most popular sentence in "The History of Chinese Literature": "The article also needs the author's appearance first", which is very strange... ...

The mother-in-law who has not been cured is wordy, and the words of a certain sheep are already concise and concise as a science student, so you must study hard.

Back to the film itself, the rush of popular remakes in the past two years has produced countless bad films. Tom Hanks is in "The Ladykillers" "The performance of "The Pink Panther" has already fallen below the standard, and the film itself has no style of the Coen brothers. As for "The Pink Panther", I basically don't have any expectations. Having said that, the remake is driven by interests and the dual pressure of senior fans' comments. It is also true that it is not easy to play, and this "Alfie" The predecessor was a classic starring Michael Caine in the 1960s, (isn't the classic remake with a company thick-skinned) and it was prepared because it only made $6.5 million at the box office in its premiere week and was ranked among the worst remakes. suffer. Cough cough lens pulled over——

After all, it's a film from the 1960s. Even if you change the gorgeous vest of the post-industrial society, you can't take off the rustic look. This is a bit similar to Law, so please let some nympho girls show their bright spots, what aristocratic British accent, It's obviously a home-grown London hillbilly... (Sighs a sigh of relief... finally saying it) On the surface, it's a simple story about the history of playboy hunting, but in fact it is. All over the film, I only see Law glamorous and dazzling in the flowers, until the heavenly revenge is unhappy, of course, this is not a dark humor style, but I am very happy when I see a lump in a key part of Alfie, although after that It proves that this is a normal PG-13 film. Even the sex scenes are a few subtle sub-screens that float by very emotionally. Before I can see the tofu, it dissipates from my eyes. At the end of the film, although Alfie seems to be earnestly repenting and introspecting, but if he really reforms himself completely, who will those empty women on the streets of Manhattan rely on to comfort them. The old beauty's film is happy in the clear sex, without the slightest sloppy water, everyone knows that they are just looking for some fun. Pleasure and hurt are only temporary, and the only thing that is truly fatal is time. That's why the only line in the whole film that made me shudder was Susan Sarandon's "he's younger than you".

Woohoo, masculine age, entertainers, playboys, please take care~~~

Digression: Someone had an argument with me about whether Jude Law could play the role of Dorian Gray, given the extreme nympho of Lord Wilde Admiration, I firmly denied the possibility of this country bumpkin who has no sense of elegance all over his body. Just now, when I casually flipped through Alfie's film reviews on the Internet, I found that someone had the same opinion as this person, and I had to doubt the current public aesthetics...

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Alfie quotes

  • Alfie: If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink.

  • Alfie: I find that, lately, even lying to myself comes easily.