"Witcher, you are so beautiful"

General 2022-02-08 08:01:37

This film is suitable for passing time when a person is okay. The brawny, the beautiful woman of Chinese descent and ancient Egypt are already interesting enough. Like other hero movies of the same type, the protagonist is still indestructible, and one person can face thousands of troops. Of course, he still has a brother, either a black friend with a pimple on his face, or a beautiful Chinese aunt. This Chinese aunt looks familiar, and she is really beautiful. She wears revealing clothes and she has a good figure at a glance. The size of the Scorpion King and the protagonist are not the same level. This movie tells us, don’t rely on women for everything.
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  • Gabrielle 2022-04-23 07:01:46

    Muscle Man Popcorn Chips

  • Aurore 2022-03-25 09:01:08

    One of the most tasteless Egyptian mythology films

The Scorpion King quotes

  • [walking through the desert, Mathayus, Arpid, and Cassandra hear a huge explosion and a plume of smoke rises. Philos appears, soot-covered and grinning ecstatically]

    Philos: It works! It works!

    [sees them]

    Philos: My lady! How lovely to see you out here in this desolate place! Let me show you! It works! Ha! Come, come, come, come!

    [Cassandra runs to him]

    Philos: My lady sorceress... you see? I worked it out. My Chinese formula. My magic powder works! All I needed was salt - peter salt. It was here all the time! Th-th-this place is just full of it! By the way, do any of you happen to have any water?

  • Balthazar: [as he crushes Takmet's hand] Balthazar: "If I am not a King, why are you on your knees before me?"