What else do you want?

Gillian 2022-02-08 08:01:37

There are machos, beautiful women, muscles, exposures, adventures, fighting, and magic... All the popcorn movies can give. If you don't like this, what else do you want?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (finally made up enough words)

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Extended Reading
  • Mabelle 2022-02-08 08:01:37

    The highlight is Hu Kaili.

  • Elwyn 2022-03-15 09:01:03

    My favorite movie at the time.

The Scorpion King quotes

  • [walking through the desert, Mathayus, Arpid, and Cassandra hear a huge explosion and a plume of smoke rises. Philos appears, soot-covered and grinning ecstatically]

    Philos: It works! It works!

    [sees them]

    Philos: My lady! How lovely to see you out here in this desolate place! Let me show you! It works! Ha! Come, come, come, come!

    [Cassandra runs to him]

    Philos: My lady sorceress... you see? I worked it out. My Chinese formula. My magic powder works! All I needed was salt - peter salt. It was here all the time! Th-th-this place is just full of it! By the way, do any of you happen to have any water?

  • Balthazar: [as he crushes Takmet's hand] Balthazar: "If I am not a King, why are you on your knees before me?"