Learn from andy!

Anita 2022-12-27 13:23:40

Xiao Miao has been chasing little britain recently
and couldn't like the phrase "yea i know...I want that one",
so the following conversation happened one day:

Scene: Xiao Miao and Xiao Bai are discussing which one to buy on QQ iPod

... ...
Xiaobai: Is it an ipod NANO!
Xiaoyao: I want white!
Xiaobai: No
, Xiaobai: Only the gray ones.
Xiaoyao: (squatting in the corner to install mushrooms) No
Xiaobai: The five above are all there (no white ones)
Xiaoyao: (Continue to install mushrooms) No
Xiaobai: ( Silent) Red can bring you good luck, just red.. How about it?
Xiao Meow: (i'm dead)
Xiao Bai: (scared) God!


Xiaobai: (Another white third-generation iPod) Can this be considered white?
Xiaoyao: No mp4!
Xiaobai: It's not MP4, it's MP3
Xiaoyao: Then don't use such a big screen!
Xiao Miao: It should be slender and long.
Xiao Bai : (crazy) Is it the 2nd generation? Where is there now
Xiaobai: Are they all out of stock
Xiaomiao: (squatting in the corner to install mushrooms)

Xiaobai: The three generations of good-looking
Xiaobai: You are small and thin
Xiaomiao: (Continue to install mushrooms) No

Xiaobai: Either you Let's use a shuffle without a screen. Xiaoyao
: (I'M DEAD)
Xiaobai: Good, good, just buy NANO
Xiaobai: But no white Xiaobai
: no nano

Xiaobai: Do you use red
Xiaobai: Don't you like red?
Xiaobai: Very nice Xiaobai
: I want white

Xiaobai : ...
Xiaobai: Green
Xiaobai : Don't you like green too
Xiaobai: The color of Christmas
Xiaomao: I want white

Xiaobai : That's red, Xiaobai
: I like white
Xiaobai : Then why do you like red on your mobile phone?
Xiaoyao: ipod I want to be white

Xiaobai : (crazy) There is no 2nd generation for sale now.
Xiaobai: And the 2nd generation is not so good
. Xiaobai: The 3rd generation looks good. I went to see the real thing
. Xiaoyao: I don't like it

Xiaobai : Then wait for a while, I will find a way to ask that person to get the 2nd generation Lai
Xiaobai: (After a moment, he makes his last effort) You just use the 3rd generation
Xiaobai: The 2nd generation is really not good
Xiaobai: ( The picture of the second-generation ipod) is so good-looking?
Xiao Miao: Good-looking!
Little Meow: I like it!
Xiaobai: My God, I'm going to cry


Xiaoyao: I want an ipod with a plastic white shell. Xiaoyao
: Nano is all aluminum alloy . Xiaobai: Is there any? Seems like Apple doesn't have it





Xiaobai: (Send a picture of Avery and Mickey mplayer) Do you like this one? Avery
and Xiaoyao: Do ​​you have a screen
Xiaobai: ...no
Xiaoyao: (squatting in the corner with mushrooms)

Xiaobai: Avery and Disney Limited
Xiaobai: It is also a big brand
Xiaomei: How much is
Xiaobai : More than 600
Xiaomei: Too cheap
Xiaobai : ...You cruel


Xiaobai: I said to buy the 3rd generation NANO, you want white again
Xiaobai: (sends a picture of the golden Mickey mplayer) This is good
Xiaobai: Gold limited
Xiaobai: 998 Xiaobai
: Is it earrings
Xiaobai : (completely speechless)...MP3
Xiaobai: No
Xiaobai : I I want to die


: ipod with a screen in white plastic case thank you
Xiaobai : there is no such
Xiaobai: except for VIDEO
Xiaoyao: (I'M DEAD)
Xiaoyao: ipod with a slender white plastic case with a screen thank you
Xiaobai : Then I'll send a white PSP.
Xiaoyao: The psp needs to be red, thank you
Xiaobai :
( Send the red psp picture) Like this? My God, can you give me a knife? Xiaoyao: It's still beautiful in white Xiaoyao: But red is a limited edition






Xiaobai: Yes, it costs more than 500.
Xiaoyao: Can you be the same
Xiaobai : Can you cut me one more knife?



Paranoia needs capital. At least you have to make sure that the other party will listen to you 100%, otherwise you are just looking for no fun
. It is really a happy thing to have a person who is obedient to you. I envy andy.

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Extended Reading

Little Britain quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Ting Tong: Hello, Mr. Dudly.

  • Meals on wheels woman: Do you have yesterday's plates?

    Sir Bernard Chumly: Oh, yes.

    [he lifts up his cushion and picks up the plates]

    Meals on wheels woman: We do insist they're returned clean.

    [Chumly licks the plate]