Always think of Ivan as a good heart, because after all, I feel that the period of fanaticism has passed, but when Emment first appeared. I'm messed up.
Note: The front nympho is high-energy, if you feel unwell, please skip to the next paragraph.
Basically the whole game is in this state: how come Ivan hasn't appeared yet! Ivan appeared! ! The armor is dead! Ivan's mustache is great! ! ! Ivan's hairstyle is great! ! ! ! Heroic! ! ! ! Great eyes! ! ! Whoops was taken away! ! ! It's rolled up! ! Give me a dozen Ivan rolls! ! ! Shameless! ! ! overtake! ! ! slip! ! Ji! ! ! ! ! I can't resist laughing at all! Are you two exchanging tokens of love? Brave and martial arts again! ! ! ! The dashing and heroic posture! ! ! ! Why didn't Ivan show up again? boring, boring, boring... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The general demeanor! ! ! ! ! Once again heroic and martial arts! ! ! ! ! ! I think I am going to die! ! ! ! I want to collapse on my seat and scream! ! ! ! ! ! What? You said the plot? I didn't pay attention to what it was. The idiot's face is very tired all the time! ! I'm so tired that I don't have the energy to pay attention to the male lead and the female lead.
Ahem, now I'm normal. Come and vomit.
The title is wrong, neither Chinese nor English is correct. Jack is neither a giant catcher nor a giant slayer. Killing three giants in the whole film is also by luck, cleverness and plug-ins. If there is no such unscientific plug-in, giants are basically invincible, and there is no problem in violating mankind all the way.
Speaking of plug-ins, the absolute supreme lord of the ring is the sense of sight! ! one crown to rule them all!
The story of Jack and the Magic Bean has been known since childhood. Even the golden harp appeared. Why didn't the goose lay the golden eggs! ! ! ! And since the setting is that the magic beans cannot get wet, more precisely, they cannot get wet. So I am really worried that Jack will be soaked in the heavy rain, and the few magic beans hidden in his pocket will not suddenly Sprout and tear Jack apart! ! !
The beautiful girl grandpa starts acting supernatural creatures again! Although it is dubbing this time, the sound resolution is very high. The giant looks really awkward and has a cannibal setting. Sure enough, the food was wrong for life! The little head's slurred look is quite cute. However, if you grab someone and chew, chew it still scared a lot of the small pots and the cute girls present! Although what people give is a long-term view! ! ! There is a girl who has been covering her eyes, she must have never seen a plasma tablet.
I don’t even want to mention Uncle Tucci. I wasted an acting school... I
have always been indifferent to Holt, and I don’t think he can act in BG dramas at all! ! Exchanging tokens with Ivan feels better than kissing the heroine! ! ! Don't you run wild on BG Avenue, okay?
As for the heroine, apart from screaming, stabbing Louzi, screaming, and being arrested, she didn't have much to do with her kiss. Then I put on the golden armor and I thought she was going to the battlefield, but when I saw that armor, I hehehe. Is it really necessary for the armor to make the shape of the chest? Is it necessary? Is it necessary?
The most hateful thing is that there is no orgasm! ! ! ! As soon as the god cheat appeared, it was withered... and they didn't fight! !
The whole film really has nothing to watch except Ivan, but it still gave 4 stars...Because Ivan is so beautiful, I can't resist it at all! ! ! Three for Ivan and one for the little head! ! !
The correct pronunciation of ps should be Euan,...
pps: relunch [crossed out] Lu JJ mad [crossed out] Ewan Mcgregor's playlist activity can begin again! !
2013.3.27
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