Quotations

Donato 2021-11-18 08:01:29

The reason he wants to grow up in a single-parent family is because his father is really fucking spine.

"You make me feel that I have no choice now."
"You have many choices, but only one is correct."

The last thing the world needs is a lawyer.

"Is that our plane?"
"No, but every police officer in Honolulu thinks it is."

Am I paying to reward people who sarcasm me?

If you have any needs, just greet any beautiful stewardess.

Even at the end of the world, music business is still business.

Man, are you playing that damn game, or is that game playing you?

I think you may not understand the gap between the seriousness of the situation and the arrangements you have made.

There are hundreds of snakes with hundreds of different venoms. Some can kill in two minutes, others may take two hours or more, and some will be fine after one night's rest.
But the most important thing is: if you use the wrong antidote, you are dead.

These snakes are not native to the United States, they come from all over the world. Only a handful of hospitals in the United States can get foreign detoxification.

I can't believe what I said. Does anyone here know how to fly a plane?

Since you saved my life, I think I owe you a meal.

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Extended Reading
  • Archibald 2022-04-22 07:01:15

    There is really nothing to see, there are too many snakes and it is a bit messy, poisonous snakes are enough, there is really no need to bring pythons. However, the plot is still quite tense, and there are a few scenes that startle me.

  • Aliza 2022-04-20 09:01:40

    I don't know if it was something that could never have happened in the first place, it's so fake! Or the actors' performances were too exaggerated. Many places were originally bloody, and the atmosphere was very good. Everyone was in high spirits, but I just wanted to laugh. The ending song is very dynamic, very good, very r&b, very funny. If you want to see a disaster movie, you can watch it.

Snakes on a Plane quotes

  • Claire Miller: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.

    Paul: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?

    Claire Miller: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.

    Paul: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?

    [walks into the plane]

    Claire Miller: This had better be a matter of national security,

    Mercedes Harbont: Did I just hear right that there's no first class?

    Claire Miller: Yes, only coach.

    Mercedes Harbont: Is it safe back there?

    Tiffany: [after a pause] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.

  • Air Traffic Control: [Negotiating on landing the plane] You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.

    Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!